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Austrian Physicists 'Teleport' Light Over 600m

openSoar writes "The BBC is reporting that: 'Physicists have carried out successful teleportation with particles of light over a distance of 600m across the River Danube in Austria. When physicists say 'teleportation', they are describing the transfer of key properties from one particle to another without a physical link.'"

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  1. Dear God by NickMc2000 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Haven't we learned anything from Half-Life or Doom? Teleportaion can only lead to some race trying to enslave humans. Ya, science is soooooo great.

  2. Re:Story title and summary all wrong by FLAGGR · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, my spacetime folding machine works better, light speed travel is SOOOOOO 80's.

  3. Re:Story title and summary all wrong by rikkus-x · · Score: 5, Funny

    Indeed, this isn't so much teleportation as rsync.

    Rik

  4. Re:teleportation ? be very afraid... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    The idea of teleportation is a scary one...

    Imagine waking up in the middle of the night to find the US/Halliburton Army using satellite teleportation to move machinery into your backyard in their global search for oil...

    Teleportion will certainly have its pros and cons... and like all other technologies, its uses will be both beneficial and detrimental... think of its implications in drug trafiking... amongst other things...

  5. How about we call it.... by spineboy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Cloning! OMG they've cloned light. Hopefully the US Gov't won't make it illegal.

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  6. Re:Story title and summary all wrong by freqres · · Score: 3, Funny

    Could you use it like a universe folding origami machine? I think that the universe would be much better shaped like a swan than a saddle or a doughnut.

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  7. You've been had! by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2, Funny


    > When physicists say 'teleportation', they are describing the transfer of key properties from one particle to another without a physical link.

    So some morning when you wake up with a suddenly teeny weenie, you'll know you've been had by a physicist.

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