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POV-Ray 10th Anniversary Contest

Posted by CowboyNeal on from the pretty-pictures dept.

erich666 writes "You could win a great computer by making a cool image. POV-Ray is a free multiplatform ray-tracing renderer with source available. To celebrate POV-Ray's tenth anniversary some hobbyists are having a contest, and they convinced a few sponsors to donate some nice goodies. Me, I'm a no-talent slug, but still found their site's hall of fame worth visiting."

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  1. That's backwards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    I NEED the great computer to win the make great work to win the contest.

    1. Re:That's backwards by AKAImBatman · · Score: 5, Funny

      I NEED the great computer to win the make great work to win the contest.

      Cry me a river. When I first started using POV-Ray, I had a 486 w/4MB of RAM and a puny 200 meg hard drive! The program came on three 5.12" disks, and I had no TARGA Viewer to see the output! I had to put up with grainy previews just to see what the heck I was rendering!

      Bah, kids these days. 16 million colors, Three-Dee graphics cards, hundreds of megabytes of RAM, not to mention math COPROCESSORS! And you think you NEED a faster machine?! You're all a bunch of whiners, that's what you are! ;-)

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    2. Re:That's backwards by BollocksToThis · · Score: 4, Funny

      The program came on three 5.12" disks

      Now that's hardship - shipping you software on disks that don't properly slot into a 5.25" drive!

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    3. Re:That's backwards by AKAImBatman · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hell, in my day, I read the source code, and with an abacus in one hand, and a box full of crayons in the other...

      Hah! I can one up you on that one, Mr. AC. When I was five, things were so bad that we had to give computer commands to a TURTLE just to get an image drawn!

      (for those who don't get it)

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  2. Got my entry sorted! by Kris_J · · Score: 5, Funny

    A red and white checkered ball next to a Roman arch with a background of stormclouds. It's going to kick arse.

    1. Re:Got my entry sorted! by NanoGator · · Score: 3, Funny

      "A red and white checkered ball next to a Roman arch with a background of stormclouds. It's going to kick arse."

      Make sure to use chrome and marble textures!

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  3. Dangerous by kaleco · · Score: 3, Funny
    POV-Ray is clearly a weapon of deception and should therefore be banned.

    And the artists responsible for that hall of fame should be shot for being better than me.

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  4. Re:For one frame, cool by bfree · · Score: 5, Funny
    Does Povray have the same capabilities as Photoshop?
    Does a t-shirt have the same capabilities as a leprechaun?
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  5. For one frame, cool-Eclipse. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I'm waiting for the Eclipse plugin.

  6. 1,2,3 by michaelbuddy · · Score: 4, Funny

    1. Learn POVRAY = 68 Years
    2. ENTER CONTEST and beat the other guy who knows POVRAY
    3. PROFIT!!

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  7. That's backwards-Count down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Wimps. Back in my day we used a horsehair brush and paints. Applied to a numbered board.

    1. Re:That's backwards-Count down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      numbered?? you had numbers? ... (insert back in my day comment here)

  8. what's that sign? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    in the office picture?
    You are not allowed to smoke and,,,,,
    talk into a microphone?
    eat ice cones?
    play darts?

    apart from that it's damn fine work.
    In the world of raytracing, I have never got past the place a cone and a metal sphere on a checkerboard myself. :D

  9. Amazing by michaelbuddy · · Score: 2, Funny

    More amazing than the images from the contest are the fact that people have been using this program for 10 years making such beautiful images and the documentation is like 50% complete.

    It does look a lot like CSS or perhaps SVG would be more accurate.

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  10. Re:Forget the contest - Do LEGO in POV by afidel · · Score: 2, Funny

    At first I thought you said LOGO, I was like "cool, a photorealistic movable turtle cursor".

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  11. Slug, you say? by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

    Me, I'm a no-talent slug

    Damn! I was going to do a slug. You took my creative idea. Somebody already beat me to a slashdotted sky-server also. Great job they did on that fiber-optic cable coming out of the front.

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  12. Geeky pr0n! by penguinoid · · Score: 2, Funny

    As you might be aware, pov-ray can be used to make pr0n. Since us geeks only get to see pictures of pretty girls but never touch them, why not take the next logical step and look at pictures of pretty girls that don't even exist?

    And even better, if the source for the picture is available, you can even modify the picture so she looks like you want her to. Geek heaven! Finally a girl we can all understand!

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  13. Re:Where's the cross-project support? by 6Yankee · · Score: 2, Funny

    At one stage I had half the planet illuminated and the other half in complete blackness.

    Sounds about right to me!