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Larry Wall's State of the Onion 8

zachlipton writes "Perl.com has posted Larry Wall's State of the Onion talk from this year's Open Source Convention and The Perl Conference. Through the use of various screensavers, Wall talks a bit about himself, and of course, Perl and Perl 6."

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  1. fp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    fp

  2. Has my Windows XP been hacked? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    I know this is off-topic as hell, but I couldn't find any info on Google (web sites or newsgroups).

    I run Windows XP pro and one day I discovered that the task manager doesn't show the process names anymore! In the View -> Select Columns menu, the Image Name is also locked.

    What the hell is going on? Has my computer been hacked?

    1. Re:Has my Windows XP been hacked? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      I wouldn't normally do this, but I'm pretty bored. Maybe this link will help?

      http://www.experts-exchange.com/Operating_Systems/ Q_20877715.html

  3. Larry Wall's daughter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Anyone got links to pics of Larry Wall's daughter. She's hot!

    Thnx!

    1. Re:Larry Wall's daughter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Certainly sir, here you go:

      1 2 3 4 5 6

      I had a good wank earlier looking at these. Hope you enjoy them too!

    2. Re:Larry Wall's daughter by nysus · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      Gotta dig #6. I fantasize making sweet love to her (when she turns 18) with nothing but that calculator watch on.

      --

      ---Technology will liberate us if it doesn't enslave us first.

  4. Re:Makes about as much sense as... by DarrenR114 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    GW Bush's state of the union made no sense whatsoever and was full of the same BS as we can always expect from Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld and their ilk.

    Larry Wall's state of the onion was entertaining and informative. You just have to learn to think "outside the box" because TMTOWTDI.

    --
    Been there, Done that, Sold the t-shirt to the next idiot in line
  5. Stains on Heidi Wall's shirt? WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I was rather disturbed to observe stains on Heidi's shirt in the photo 5...

  6. Stains? Blame me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Uh, yeah. It's my fault.

    I must say that for a 14-year old geek minx she gave me an damn incredible blow-job but she couldn't swallow all of my mighty load.

    You can see me in the background, by the way.

  7. Re:Python is a reality by Progoth · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    wow that is awesome...I had no idea...I would like to clarify that the mission of CS courses at GT is to "teach concepts," not to "learn languages". Hence my first CS course (august of 1999...still have another year of my undergrad...I am lazy) being taught using only pseudo code. I learned the concepts, sure, but the class would have been a lot more fun had we been using Python.

    At my job I work about half in C++ and half in Python...and it is a joy to use. I used to hate it and would only code in Perl...but those days are long gone. Perhaps perl6 will be better, but I find these days that I can't stand to touch perl code. Converting ~10 Perl files to python (Palm's Palm Emulator & Simulator come with a Perl interface, Keith was supposed to distribute my python version with all new Emulator versions buuuut....) was a huge pain due to perl's built-in obfuscation, not to mention its bad "global variable" habits... Python is still annoying in its lack of for (only having foreach, named for) and do loops, forced indentation (tabs vs spaces problem, non-deterministic if spacing gets messed up), and self being a required argument for every class method...but it's still amazing. Its interactive interpreter is probably the most useful application I have installed on my machine at work. Even when I'm on a C++ project I keep a python interpreter open to prototype and test code segments, convert between different display formats of numbers, generate utf-8 unicode strings, quickly start an interactive TCP socket server or client, do bitwise arithmetic, general math problems, generate test files on the fly, do data conversion....it's a programmer's best friend.

    Python, with the help of its large standard library, makes writing applications incredibly fast. Last week I was assigned a small project which was to send large amounts of email for stress-testing purposes based on data found in XML files and inputs from the program's user. Nothing hard, but it involved xml parsing, speaking SMTP, Unicode, and a GUI. I recommended python, and it was done in 5 hours...with almost 2 hours of that spent on trying to figure out which smtp servers accepted what forms of Unicode encoding and how quirky they were about Content-types and charsets. Perhaps some ub3r-r33t C++ haX0r could do it in 5 hours in C++...but I'd be surprised. And, as always, if performance is a critical issue for some portion, writing a class in C++ and wrapping it as a python class with SWIG is about as painless as can be.

    Perl isn't a terrible language, and it's spawned some great things (PCRE > *; also I tend to think PHP was inspired in large part by Perl and it's pretty awesome for web applications); I also admire Larry Wall a lot. But if you enjoy coding and haven't tried Python out yet, give it a shot.