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Defending The Skies Against Congress And The Elderly
theodp writes "After watching a burly airport screener search her lymphoma-stricken father, forcing the frail and faltering 78-year-old to hand over his oxygen meter, stand at attention with arms spread for a wand search, take off the Velcro strap shoes that he'd struggled to put on, and strain to keep his balance as his belt was tugged repeatedly, a Newsweek columnist wonders: have we lost our common sense when it comes to passenger screening?" An anonymous reader writes "CNN reported that Kennedy wasn't alone in being listed in the airport watch list as reported in a Slashdot article. Rep. John Lewis, D - Georgia, a nine-term congressman, has been stopped many times because his name appeared on an airline watch list as told to Senate Judiciary Committee hearing on border security. He contacted the Department of Transportation, the Department of Homeland Security and executives at various airlines in an effort to get his name off the list, but failed. Instead, he received a letter from the TSA indicating he has cleared an identity check with the agency even though he might still be subject to extra security checks."
GNAA Mops up Aimgirl Survivors.
AP Wire News, August 3, 2004
Earlier this evening, the GNAA Internet Infantry Regiment finished a final clean-up of AIMGIRL territory.
The website had previously been the victim of a vicious Gay Nigger attack, featuring recent initiate Tar-Baby as an "unwed teen mother" black operative and Gay gunner Relex blasting the underage emo bitches with suppressive Goatse fire support, as well as with his own nigger seed. The strike was reputedly a thorough rout of the aimgirl enemy, as all forums are currently disabled, and new registrations have been suspended on the website.
Among the many casualties are several entire threads, scuttled by desperate Aimgirl admins as they attempted to ward off the inevitable defeat at the hands and dongs of the GNAA. A Reuters press report regarding the incident can be found here.
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Despite their impressive victory, the GNAA Internet Infantry Regiment (Part of the GNAA Ministry of Flood) will not be sitting on their laurels. At press time, Gay Nigger Scouts are said to be forward-deployed at known anti-nigger websites Gamingforums and Gardenweb. GIIR CO x_over_ln_x refused to confirm or deny such reports, preferring to shoot hot semen over our reporter.
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and by focusing on a few select groups, we're becoming nazi germany.
meant to say, we're not becoming nazi germany. not a freudian slip.
My problem? I was perfectly gruntled, until some numbnuts came by and dissed me.
Shut the hell up you fuckass.
I am pretty confident that any attack on U.S. soil that we see is likely to be orchestrated from inside the Whitehouse. That's why I'll be voting for Kerry in November.
I'm confused... So are you voting for Kerry because you think his attack on U.S. soil will be better or worse? Also, is it really necessary to attack the soil? I've found it just as useful to give it a good turnover and add some fertilizer.
We have reached the limits of what rectal probing can teach us.
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*looks at what he just wrote*
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Modded "Insightful"?
By whom, George Bush?
Sure, the Kennedy's are drunks and rapists, but I sincerely doubt ol' Teddy is up for molesting stewardesses or trying to crash the plane because he had too many little bottles of booz.
It's irrelevant, anyway. He's on the watch list because his NAME is wrong. (And no doubt because he's a Democrat in a Republican administration of paranoids that make Dick Nixon look sane.)
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Quiet you cheese-eating surrender monkey.
;)... grow a thicker skin and come back to Slashdot when you realise words are only words.
Goddamn Frenchies and their Frenchie-wannabes, bringing down Slashdot again. Why don't you go find a piece of land to call your own, then surrender when someone walks by?
Seriously though - get a sense of humour.
The French would be the first to admit they have a stereotype as snobs or rude people. Just like Americans have the culturally-insensitive ignorant stereotype... the New Zealanders love rugby and watch their sheep, the Aussies love sheep and watch their rugby, and the Brits say "Wot wot" and have tea and crumpets while watching Coro Street.
Dude, you really blew your stack over something that wasn't flamebaitish in the least (unlike my comment
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