GNAA Mourns the Death of l0de and the l0de Radio Hour. GNAA Mourns the Death of l0de and the l0de Radio Hour. Impi - Political Correspondent, South Africa.
Pentagon documents leaked to covert GNAA agents working for the CIA provided
proof that a deliberate plot against renowned shock jock l0de was put into
effect to eliminate him. The recent sacking of CIA director Tenant, who was
used as a scapegoat, to cover up the great lie perpetrated by the pentagon,
against the American people to justify the war against Iraq, prompted
disgruntled CIA agents to leak the document.
It was revealed that technology that was developed and refined from the
research of alien artifacts from Area 51 was used to create Hurricane Katrina.
Similar technology was used against Turkey and Iran when they displeased the
Pentagon. Earthquakes were the preferred Weapon of Mass Destruction against
those Sovereign states. Hurricane Katrina was then directed towards New Orleans
in an attempt to assassinate l0de. The attempt failed.
Defense secretary Donald Rumsfeld was believed to be infuriated at this
failed attempt as he has been a target of LRH in the past. He ordered that all
aid and military convoys be delayed for as long as possible so that Delta
Strike Teams could be dispatched to New Orleans. Five Delta Force assassination
squads were disguised as "Cracked up Gangsta Niggahs" and sent in to finish the
job.
The Pentagon underestimated the loyalty of the Negro Population in New
Orleans. The once divided crack selling factions banded together in defense of
l0de and decimated the Delta Force assassination squads. Pentagon moles
informed l0de via Jap sponsored satellite phones that President Bush, on orders
from his mother, Barbara Bush, instructed FEMA to delay relief aid to punish
the Negro Population for their defense of l0de.
l0de, dying of AIDS anyway, promptly committed suicide in a bid to save the
remaining traumatized population. His death, thankfully, signifies the death of
LRH, they both will be missed.
About Area 51
Area 51 is a NOT SO Top Secret American Military Installation. Operation
Karate Rain Urchin, which was created to assassinate l0de, was hatched and
conceived here using weather manipulation technology which was retrieved from
the Roswell crash site in 1947. Incidentally, Karate Rain Urchin is an anagram
for Hurricane Katrina, coincidence?
The GNAA does not think so.
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Prove it. I'd be interested in seeing benchmarks between a Debian box, a Debian box with a kernel compiled for the arch, and a Gentoo box. I'll bet the kernel-compiled Deb box will be similar in performance to the Gentoo box.
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GNAA Mourns Passing of Litigious Nigger GNAA Mourns Passing of Litigious Nigger
Famed nigger icon Johnnie Cochran passed away today following an
extended and erotic bout with highly potent Gay Nigger AIDS. Reports
from his surviving harem of young black males indicate that Cochran
first received the holy seed last year at a secret ceremony in
Japan.
"Cochran was a willing recipient of my AIDS-infested manly output,"
said GNAA president Timecop, pausing from his breakfast of collard
greens and discarded shorts.
"I will always remember his shaft as being particularly wide and
penetrating," admitted famed African JiZZy to an uninterested Popeyes
phone operator, referring to a 2003 sweaty encounter with Johnnie in a
Kansas City shower. In IRC, elite nubian malaclypse lauded the
departed lawyer, stating "HE STOLE FROM THE JEWS AND GAVE TO THE POOR"
and then ejaculating all over his monitor. "That's the third time
this month," remarked resident sex-slave Grog, who eagerly lapped up
the spilled seed.
Special services for Cochran will be held in the official channel
of GNAA, #gnaa on irc.gnaa.us. Attendees are invited to
bring bottles of EROS brand lubricant and Macintosh computers for the
following festivities. Female creatures need not apply.
About Johnnie Cochran
Johnnie Cochran was born to a family of former slaves in 1937. Throughout
his youth he came into contact with many of GNAA's agents, who
successfully inculcated the values of trolling and homosexuality in his
fertile mind.
Cochran's trolling career started in 1995 with his successful
defeat of the odious female Marsha Clark in a Los Angeles courtroom.
Though America subsequently had a nice day, Cochran continued to be an
object of much masturbation and insertion among loyal gay niggers
everywhere.
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Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!
Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAAFirst Post on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website.
Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up
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links to your successful First Post, and you will be tested on
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GNAA unveils new 2005 product line GNAA unveils new 2005 product line
The Gay Nigger Incestual Average rose fifteen points today in a sudden
upswing Wall Street investors are crediting to GNAA-ANUS's unveiling of what's
to come in the new year.
Development has continued on what is perhaps GNAA's best-known product, the
popular Internet application Lastmeasure. New features and functionality will
help to ensure that users will be able to enjoy Lastmeasure, even with the most
modern of browsers.
Gay Nigger musos eagerly await the release of YHBT, the upcomming GNAA album
that promises to be the new standard in trolling music. The album will include
cuts such as the Ripper-inspired "S~H~O~A" and the stirring ballad,
"Zionist Oppressors and You".
Perhaps the most impressive of the new products is known only as the
"Drilldo."
Described by GNAA president timecop as "Six barrels of sixteen-inch
niggercock fury", the device is mounted on a small set of tank treads -
mobility technology licensed from the US Army robotics program.
"We've found the Drilldo to be effective in a number of uses," said GNAA
researcher Turkback. "Both Goatse and Mr. Hands were found to be adequately
fulfilled. Our special Ass-Sabot rounds are designed to directly pentrate deep
into the rectal core."
GNAA researchers expect to see battlefield testing of the Drilldo as early
as Febuary, with insertion into OSDN headquarters. Military experts are
predicting these real-world tests to go "catastrophically erotic."
GNAA has also announced plans to sponsor a Bug Chasing team in 2005,
supporting the Montrose Area Chasing Team in their goal to infect themselves
with as many different strains of AIDS as possible.
The Montrose team has generally lost to bigger cities such as San Francisco
and New York, but have high hopes for taking the lead in 2005 with their new
GNAA backing. "With GNAA behind us, we'll be able to achieve our goal by
engaging in reckless cocaine use and unprotected anal sex with anonymous
partners in bookstore bathrooms," said an unnamed representative of the
Montrose team.
In other news, The spiritual leader of the ANUS collective, Prozak/gasjews,
announced Friday that he would be leading his team of Neitzchian uber-trolls on
a quest to find the Holy Asshole. No word has yet been recieved on his
progress, as immediately after this announcement the leader climbed to the top
of Mount St. Helens in Washington State.
"He's been up there for days," stated ANUS operative Iconoclast. "We can't
really make out what he's yelling from up there, but we think it's something
about 'infinite return'. He's probably not comming down until he manages to
set the damn thing off."
Authorities say that no resolution has been reached, but that regular
shipments of burritos, ammunition and weapons-grade marajuana continue to be
brought to the peak of the volcano.
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GNAA Announces Endorsement of Matroska Container GNAA Announces Endorsement of Matroska Container
Wenzenbach, Germany - Having found the AVI video format lacking,
GNAA decided to search for a hot new container format, for use in releases of
all GNAA video, including upcoming subtitled versions of Gayniggers From Outer
Space.
GNAA president and A/V wizard timecop immediately turned to the opensource
commmunity, the first place anyone would look for high-quality, well-supported
software. A few Google searches later, he stumbled across the Matroska
container format, and it was love at first sight.
"I've alyways supported open standards, and I was really excited once I
found them. [Matroska] It's basically another competing media container format,
like AVI, an envelope in which there can be many audio, video and subtitles
streams, allowing the user to store a complete movie in one single file. This
ensures that the audio and video can be played in most media players. As long
as they manage to download the libraries and DirectShow filters needed, compile
them, and then you're good to go." said timecop. "Of course, you can't demux
all the streams in a.mkv, so it's less than worthless, but I mean, this is a
format Gay Niggers can really get behind. There are at least 4 developers
working on it, and TENS of users release video in.mkv format."
Upon finding that the sole distribution site for the sources he needed was
down, timecop delightedly added "welcome ot openfuckingsource." Upon
discovering that the latest version of the source wouldn't work properly under
Windows, he congradulated the developers on sticking it to "The Man" [Bill
Gates], adding "I assumed people around here had enough sense to give up on
dead alternative OS's [Windows] around the time BeOS took a trip down the
shitter."
GNAA member godspeed added "ROFL. Matroska is developed by Gay Niggers, how
can we, the GNAA, not support it? We've been searching for a container format
that has the feature that once you put something into it, you can never ever
take it back out except for playback, so Matroska meets our needs perfectly.
FRIST POST!!!!1one"
Matroska developers were busy writing a multimedia framework for BeOS and
not available for comment.
About Matroska
Matroska aims to become THE Standard
of Multimedia Container Formats. It was derived from a project called MCF, but
differentiates from it significantly because it is based on GBML (Gay Binary
Meta Language), a binary derivative of XML. GBML contains all the useless
features of XML in a obscure and overengineered binary format, impossible to
parse without obfuscated binary parser libs, and definitely not "human readable".
GBML enables the Matroska Development Team to gain significant advantages in
terms of future format extensibility without breaking file support in old
parsers and allows them to push the limits of the gay video frontier. Some of
the notable video codecs which have been used with Matroska include
"RealVideo9" and "XVID".
Stated goals include creating and documenting a modern, flexible, cross-platform
compatible Audio/Video container format, in combination with an open codec API,
to form a free and open media framework, as well as establishing Matroska as
the opensource alternative to existing containers such as AVI, ASF, MOV, RM,
MP4, and MPG, however due to limited developer time, all current efforts are
focused on getting Matroska running under BeOS. "Who needs to use a format
everyone can already use, which is well supported by ALL modern OSes? Our
opensource shitfest will soon replace the well-established, useful container
formats."
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GNAA declares victory over Wikipedia GNAA declares victory over Wikipedia Zeikfried - Associated Press, Nigeria
In a week which shall be recorded in Wikipedia infamy (and then vandalized
and redirected to clitoris), the oft persecuted and never defeated internet
missionaries of the Gay Nigger Association of
America struck yet another powerful and telling blow against the powerful
forces of bigotry and racism. Most notably, the growing zionist community on
renowned internet pissing yard wikipedia.org.
And the records have indeed tumbled, with an unheard of third successful
survival from the digital shitheap that is "Votes
For Deletion". Coming in spite a heinous act of self promotion and cyber
terrorism by Pat Gunn/Improv
(formerly known as Aharon Meshenstein prior to his infiltration of the United
States), who listed and inspired mob vandalism upon the GNAA's
entry.
Fresh from his promotion of Wikipedia's $50,000 fundraiser for arms and
supplies to the Jewish state of Israel, Improv launched a series of unprovoked
and slanderous attacks against the well loved organisations leadership, all the
while using foul and unholy necromancies to enlist the dead themselves to vote
the entries deletion. Names such as "Wolfman" and "Demonslave" only adding to
the damning list of evidence linking Mr Gunn to the occult.
Though Improv's actions gained him a small majority, a shock last minute
intervention from Pope John Paul II spared the pages untimely fate, although as
yet unconfirmed reports have indicated that several hundred 8-year old negro
children were driven to the Basilica to secure the pontiffs support. Others
point towards the black curse cast upon the deletion campaign by the support of
infamous Brawl Hall mouthpiece "Yoyo"
as the main driving force behind the salvation of the aforementioned entry.
But the details are likely to cause few sleepless nights among the group,
only one of whom was willing to speak to the press. Namely GNAA Wikipedia
contributor Popeye, who interrupted his drawing of pornography to give a brief
dismissal the controversy: "Even with Improv's shady dealings, the sheer size
and girth of a swollen GNAA phallus enables it both an identity and a vote of
it's own. Making such discussion moot".
About Wikipedia:
Wikipedia, a content-free encyclopedia in many languages, started life in
January 2001 and has already risen to the status of the internets premiere
"trollpedia".
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Sure, if they were in dorms and had the same SSID as all the campus network APs
but no. They're in leased apartments, connecting personal equipment to personally purchased lines.
Plus, wouldn't someone at a tech school like UTD know how to configure their clients to use a specific SSID instead of broadcasting and joining to the closest?
GNAA Mops up Aimgirl Survivors GNAA Mops up Aimgirl Survivors. AP Wire News, August 3, 2004
Earlier this evening, the GNAA Internet
Infantry Regiment finished a final clean-up of AIMGIRL territory.
The website had previously been the victim of a vicious Gay Nigger attack,
featuring recent initiate Tar-Baby as an "unwed teen mother" black
operative and Gay gunner Relex blasting the underage emo bitches with
suppressive Goatse fire support, as well as with
his own nigger seed. The strike was reputedly a thorough rout of the aimgirl
enemy, as all forums are currently disabled, and new
registrations have been suspended on the website.
Among the many casualties are several entire threads, scuttled by desperate
Aimgirl admins as they attempted to ward off the inevitable defeat at the hands
and dongs of the GNAA. A Reuters press report regarding the incident can be
found here.
Today, the Gay Nigger Infantry executed a daring raid on the aimgirl chatroom,
effectively destroying the last stronghold of the young white bitches. In a
statement released by Commanding Officer x_over_ln_x, he remarked that
"For too long, these little white whores have been tempting our yet-to-be saved
heterosexual brothers. We could not allow the jailbait to continue their reign
of pre-teen buggery, as their victims have little to no chance of Gay
Salvation". At the end of the attack, the once 42-user-strong chatroom was
held by one squad of Gay Niggers, who celebrated their victory by masturbating
onto a plate of cookies and chanting "LOL DONGS".
Despite their impressive victory, the GNAA Internet Infantry Regiment (Part
of the GNAA Ministry of Flood) will not be sitting on their laurels. At press
time, Gay Nigger Scouts are said to be forward-deployed at known anti-nigger
websites Gamingforums and Gardenweb. GIIR CO x_over_ln_x
refused to confirm or deny such reports, preferring to shoot hot semen over our
reporter.
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GNAA DOMINATES TROLLYMPICS
GNAA DOMINATES TROLLYMPICS
Horatio Brunswick - Gnaa, Nigeria.
Speaking to a hushed crowd from the heights of a ceremonial golden minaret
hastily erected on the main lawn of the lush GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF
AMERICA) estate this morning, chief GNAA spokesman l0de triumphantly
announced near-total victory for the Gay Nigger Association of America in the
103rd Trollympics.
"Citizens, never before have you been trolled so hard. You have lost, as none
have lost, and as none may ever lose again. Today was truly the nicest day.
Doom awaits you all."
A deafening roar of cheering and celebratory gunfire met the announcement,
followed by a rare smile from enigmatically taciturn l0de, which has been
interpreted by Top Gay Nigger Analists as owing as much to his own two medal
haul as his customarily heroic intake of fortified wine. Following the smile,
increased cumsumer confidence drove the GNIA (Gay Nigger Incestual Average)
over the 15,000 mark, once thought to be unattainable. L0de then read the names
of the medal winning trolls, (Which have been reproduced here, sans
incomprehensible slurs and racial epithets) and delivered his already-infamous
"skeet heard round the world" keynote address, finishing with a scream of "LAST
MEASURE" and plummeting nearly 70 feet from the minaret into the crowd below.
His current whereabouts are unknown.
GOLD MEDALISTS OF THE 103rd WORLD TROLLYMPIAD
RKZ, GNAA, Silver, Popup blocker breaking
Bare, GNAA, Gold, Ban Evade
Bare GNAA, Gold, DiKKy 4 hour flood
Rolloffle, GNAA, Gold, 100 Minute Proxy Whore
JesuitX, GNAA, Golden Goatse, AOL tech support mental breakdown (Punjabi Circuit). New world record
JesuitX, GNAA, Golden Goatse, Trolling Song or Anthem
Goat-see, GNAA, Golden Goatse, Popup blocker breaking
Penisbird + Rollofflle, GNAA, Golden Goatse, 3000 comment tandem crapflood
DiKKy, GNAA|ITL, Gold, 500 meter OMGWTF
DiKKy, GNAA|ITL, Golden Goatse, 5 minute channel jupe
Toil, GNAA|ITL, Gold, 500 Momfuck server delink
L0de, GNAA|T4C|LRH, Golden Goatse, Troll Radio Show
L0de, GNAA|T4C|LRH, Gold, Metatroll
Sarojin, T4C, Bronze Boner, CUMFUSING FRIST POST
Peccavi, T4C, Bronze Boner, 100m FYAD FYAD LOL
Feerit, T4C, Silver, Badabababa Junktouch
Klerck, T4C, Golden Goatse, 400 foot wide page
QPT, Non-affliated, Gold, 5 day forum ghost-town
QPT, Non-affliated, Gold, G-line
Impi, Non-affliated, (medal confiscated with highest honors), OMG WALLHAX NOOB
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GNAA Launches successful attack on AIMGIRL.COM Community GNAA Launches successful attack on AIMGIRL.COM Community Reuters August 2, 2004
During the night, specials ops forces from GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America)
launched a full frontal trolling attack on AIMGirl, a known AOL recruitment site.
"Their (AIMGirl) corruption of our youth with their anti Gaynigger and
pro-Zionist propaganda had gone on for far too long," said an obviously
impassioned rolloffle as he started up another round of flooding with Goatse images while furiously masturbating.
This attack was another enormous success for the GNAA, which had been
plagued by rumors (attributed to Slashdot
creators and Linux fanboys Rob Malda and CowboyNeal) of *BSD like demise after
a brief period of inactivity on their shitty, OpenSores propaganda spewing
site.
"omg leik we wer just trying to spred r luv 4 aol/aim and thes nigaz came to
teh site and troled uz untill r 12 yr old pusys culdn't handle it no more,"
said a tearful AIMGirl spokespreteen whose anus was ruined by GNAA soldier
incog.
Now, however, all agree that GNAA is at the top of its game. It has
reported increasing profits and was able to utterly destroy the child raping,
tea bagging cocksmokers of 4CHAN. This raid showcased the devastating
effectiveness of it's new, Enterprise Edition e-business final solutions
FloodMT (released in Beta as phpbbflood) and AGrapist (named for its first
customer), which were coded by a crack (smoking) team composed of x_over_ln_x
and Popeye. There is incredible demand for these products and GNAA has
recently raised advisories for its third quarter earnings based on the success
of these products. Keep your eye open for more great products from this fine
trolling powerhouse.
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Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!
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Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up
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GNAA Announces Victory over Apple Community GNAA Announces Victory over Apple Community
San Francisco, California - Just three days after being the first in
the world to leak photos of Apple's upcoming revision to MacOS X, version 10.4,
Steve Jobs announced to the world facts about the new Operating System
consistent with information leaked by elite GNAA operator Gary Niger and
prospective member Ron Delsner.
"We've pulled it off!", noted Niger during Jobs' announcement at Apple's
Worldwide Developers Conference. "The GNAA plan was clever from the start with
this one I think. When we received our leaked copy of the OS, we knew that by
releasing only partial information and some screenshots, the association people
would make with the GNAA would lead them to believe the screenshots were fake.
Now that Steve 'Rim' Jobs has verified everything we leaked, we have managed to
fool the entire Mac community. In essense, a few hundred thousand people have
been trolled, a few hundred thousand people have lost. Though I do wish they
have a nice day"
"I don't think it could have worked out any better; Every single one of the
features shown in our screenshots, particularly Dashboard, which everybody
called as fake, was demoed by Jobs. This is my revenge for being beat up on the
rent", quoted Ron Delsner on being approached by reporters. "I've been wanting
to join the Gay Nigger Association of America for quite some time, and knew
that I help pull off something big if they were to let me in."
Delsner was right, as upon hearing this, Gary Niger immediately produced a vial
of what he called the "Holy Gay Nigger Seed" from his front pocket, and asked
Ron to kneel, at which time the Seed was poured upon Ron's head, making him an
official member of the GNAA. Noticing the television cameras present in the
press room, Gary cited that this was in fact the first televised induction of a
member into the GNAA.
"But back to the troll", Niger said quickly after. "I had a sneaking suspicion
that the homosexual caucasians of the Mac community would feel threatened by
the GNAA's massive nigger cocks and immediately cast doubts upon any
screenshots we produced for them. I saw this as an opportunity to troll
hundreds of thousands of people. It just goes to show that GNAA is greater than
j00, and that fristage postage is mine."
And Niger certainly did not fail it, as can be seen from the following excerpts
taken from various Internet website's covering the leak:
ThinkSecret.com - "In fact, it was the source that led many users to call the
shots fake; the information in that story, as well as this one, was provided by
Gary Niger and Ron Delsner of the GNAA, an organization that deals in
crapfloods and Slashdot trolling."
AppleInsider.com - "Enjoy the photoshop work. I seriously don't think Apple
would be so crazy to use those jargons."
MacRumors.com - "Hmm... Information by "Gary Niger" of GNAA. Sounds too stupid
to be true. And that dashboard thing? Hogwash me thinks..."
MacRumors.com - "I immediately thought of them when I saw "GNAA". Anyone who
reads Slashdot would be familiar with them - they put big spam posts
everywhere. Yes, and it doesn't surprise me. I don't think the screenshots are
real (at least not the Dashboard ones), but I have no trouble believing the
PDF."
Kim Kap Sol on AppleInsider.com said "I can guarantee those are fake." He then
continued by saying "Hello I R Korea KEKEKEKE OMG ZERG RUSH GOGOGOGO ^_^"
Gary's reply to this was "Way to make a complete idiot of yourself you
dog-eating douchebag."
Steve Jobs was unavailable for comment immediately following the keynote
address, though WWDC attendee and GNAA member Porfa noticed "A cute wiggle in
Jobs' ass as he walked away."
About Apple
Apple Computer is the creator of the Macintosh, popularly known as the "gay
computer". 87% of GNAA members are Mac users. Founded in 1974 by Steve Jobs and
Steve Wozniak, Apple was nearly o
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GNAA Mourns the Death of l0de and the l0de Radio Hour.
Impi - Political Correspondent, South Africa.
Pentagon documents leaked to covert GNAA agents working for the CIA provided proof that a deliberate plot against renowned shock jock l0de was put into effect to eliminate him. The recent sacking of CIA director Tenant, who was used as a scapegoat, to cover up the great lie perpetrated by the pentagon, against the American people to justify the war against Iraq, prompted disgruntled CIA agents to leak the document.
It was revealed that technology that was developed and refined from the research of alien artifacts from Area 51 was used to create Hurricane Katrina. Similar technology was used against Turkey and Iran when they displeased the Pentagon. Earthquakes were the preferred Weapon of Mass Destruction against those Sovereign states. Hurricane Katrina was then directed towards New Orleans in an attempt to assassinate l0de. The attempt failed.
Defense secretary Donald Rumsfeld was believed to be infuriated at this failed attempt as he has been a target of LRH in the past. He ordered that all aid and military convoys be delayed for as long as possible so that Delta Strike Teams could be dispatched to New Orleans. Five Delta Force assassination squads were disguised as "Cracked up Gangsta Niggahs" and sent in to finish the job.
The Pentagon underestimated the loyalty of the Negro Population in New Orleans. The once divided crack selling factions banded together in defense of l0de and decimated the Delta Force assassination squads. Pentagon moles informed l0de via Jap sponsored satellite phones that President Bush, on orders from his mother, Barbara Bush, instructed FEMA to delay relief aid to punish the Negro Population for their defense of l0de.
l0de, dying of AIDS anyway, promptly committed suicide in a bid to save the remaining traumatized population. His death, thankfully, signifies the death of LRH, they both will be missed.
About Area 51
Area 51 is a NOT SO Top Secret American Military Installation. Operation Karate Rain Urchin, which was created to assassinate l0de, was hatched and conceived here using weather manipulation technology which was retrieved from the Roswell crash site in 1947. Incidentally, Karate Rain Urchin is an anagram for Hurricane Katrina, coincidence?
The GNAA does not think so.
About l0de Radio Hour
Dead.
About l0de
http://www.instantlobotomy.com/.
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You forgot -Wall (makes my system run so much faster)
Also, I compile my own kernel and that's it. Everything else gets installed from apt, for some generic i386 target.
GNAA Mourns Passing of Litigious Nigger
Famed nigger icon Johnnie Cochran passed away today following an extended and erotic bout with highly potent Gay Nigger AIDS. Reports from his surviving harem of young black males indicate that Cochran first received the holy seed last year at a secret ceremony in Japan.
"Cochran was a willing recipient of my AIDS-infested manly output," said GNAA president Timecop, pausing from his breakfast of collard greens and discarded shorts.
"I will always remember his shaft as being particularly wide and penetrating," admitted famed African JiZZy to an uninterested Popeyes phone operator, referring to a 2003 sweaty encounter with Johnnie in a Kansas City shower. In IRC, elite nubian malaclypse lauded the departed lawyer, stating "HE STOLE FROM THE JEWS AND GAVE TO THE POOR" and then ejaculating all over his monitor. "That's the third time this month," remarked resident sex-slave Grog, who eagerly lapped up the spilled seed.
Special services for Cochran will be held in the official channel of GNAA, #gnaa on irc.gnaa.us. Attendees are invited to bring bottles of EROS brand lubricant and Macintosh computers for the following festivities. Female creatures need not apply.
About Johnnie Cochran
Johnnie Cochran was born to a family of former slaves in 1937. Throughout his youth he came into contact with many of GNAA's agents, who successfully inculcated the values of trolling and homosexuality in his fertile mind.
Cochran's trolling career started in 1995 with his successful defeat of the odious female Marsha Clark in a Los Angeles courtroom. Though America subsequently had a nice day, Cochran continued to be an object of much masturbation and insertion among loyal gay niggers everywhere.
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GNAA unveils new 2005 product line
The Gay Nigger Incestual Average rose fifteen points today in a sudden upswing Wall Street investors are crediting to GNAA-ANUS's unveiling of what's to come in the new year.
Development has continued on what is perhaps GNAA's best-known product, the popular Internet application Lastmeasure. New features and functionality will help to ensure that users will be able to enjoy Lastmeasure, even with the most modern of browsers.
Gay Nigger musos eagerly await the release of YHBT, the upcomming GNAA album that promises to be the new standard in trolling music. The album will include cuts such as the Ripper-inspired "S~H~O~A" and the stirring ballad, "Zionist Oppressors and You".
Perhaps the most impressive of the new products is known only as the "Drilldo."
Described by GNAA president timecop as "Six barrels of sixteen-inch niggercock fury", the device is mounted on a small set of tank treads - mobility technology licensed from the US Army robotics program.
"We've found the Drilldo to be effective in a number of uses," said GNAA researcher Turkback. "Both Goatse and Mr. Hands were found to be adequately fulfilled. Our special Ass-Sabot rounds are designed to directly pentrate deep into the rectal core."
GNAA researchers expect to see battlefield testing of the Drilldo as early as Febuary, with insertion into OSDN headquarters. Military experts are predicting these real-world tests to go "catastrophically erotic."
GNAA has also announced plans to sponsor a Bug Chasing team in 2005, supporting the Montrose Area Chasing Team in their goal to infect themselves with as many different strains of AIDS as possible.
The Montrose team has generally lost to bigger cities such as San Francisco and New York, but have high hopes for taking the lead in 2005 with their new GNAA backing. "With GNAA behind us, we'll be able to achieve our goal by engaging in reckless cocaine use and unprotected anal sex with anonymous partners in bookstore bathrooms," said an unnamed representative of the Montrose team.
In other news, The spiritual leader of the ANUS collective, Prozak/gasjews, announced Friday that he would be leading his team of Neitzchian uber-trolls on a quest to find the Holy Asshole. No word has yet been recieved on his progress, as immediately after this announcement the leader climbed to the top of Mount St. Helens in Washington State.
"He's been up there for days," stated ANUS operative Iconoclast. "We can't really make out what he's yelling from up there, but we think it's something about 'infinite return'. He's probably not comming down until he manages to set the damn thing off."
Authorities say that no resolution has been reached, but that regular shipments of burritos, ammunition and weapons-grade marajuana continue to be brought to the peak of the volcano.
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GNAA Announces Endorsement of Matroska Container
Wenzenbach, Germany - Having found the AVI video format lacking, GNAA decided to search for a hot new container format, for use in releases of all GNAA video, including upcoming subtitled versions of Gayniggers From Outer Space.
GNAA president and A/V wizard timecop immediately turned to the opensource commmunity, the first place anyone would look for high-quality, well-supported software. A few Google searches later, he stumbled across the Matroska container format, and it was love at first sight.
"I've alyways supported open standards, and I was really excited once I found them. [Matroska] It's basically another competing media container format, like AVI, an envelope in which there can be many audio, video and subtitles streams, allowing the user to store a complete movie in one single file. This ensures that the audio and video can be played in most media players. As long as they manage to download the libraries and DirectShow filters needed, compile them, and then you're good to go." said timecop. "Of course, you can't demux all the streams in a .mkv, so it's less than worthless, but I mean, this is a
format Gay Niggers can really get behind. There are at least 4 developers
working on it, and TENS of users release video in .mkv format."
Upon finding that the sole distribution site for the sources he needed was down, timecop delightedly added "welcome ot openfuckingsource." Upon discovering that the latest version of the source wouldn't work properly under Windows, he congradulated the developers on sticking it to "The Man" [Bill Gates], adding "I assumed people around here had enough sense to give up on dead alternative OS's [Windows] around the time BeOS took a trip down the shitter."
GNAA member godspeed added "ROFL. Matroska is developed by Gay Niggers, how can we, the GNAA, not support it? We've been searching for a container format that has the feature that once you put something into it, you can never ever take it back out except for playback, so Matroska meets our needs perfectly. FRIST POST!!!!1one"
Matroska developers were busy writing a multimedia framework for BeOS and not available for comment.
About Matroska
Matroska aims to become THE Standard of Multimedia Container Formats. It was derived from a project called MCF, but differentiates from it significantly because it is based on GBML (Gay Binary Meta Language), a binary derivative of XML. GBML contains all the useless features of XML in a obscure and overengineered binary format, impossible to parse without obfuscated binary parser libs, and definitely not "human readable". GBML enables the Matroska Development Team to gain significant advantages in terms of future format extensibility without breaking file support in old parsers and allows them to push the limits of the gay video frontier. Some of the notable video codecs which have been used with Matroska include "RealVideo9" and "XVID".
Stated goals include creating and documenting a modern, flexible, cross-platform compatible Audio/Video container format, in combination with an open codec API, to form a free and open media framework, as well as establishing Matroska as the opensource alternative to existing containers such as AVI, ASF, MOV, RM, MP4, and MPG, however due to limited developer time, all current efforts are focused on getting Matroska running under BeOS. "Who needs to use a format everyone can already use, which is well supported by ALL modern OSes? Our opensource shitfest will soon replace the well-established, useful container formats."
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GNAA declares victory over Wikipedia
Zeikfried - Associated Press, Nigeria
In a week which shall be recorded in Wikipedia infamy (and then vandalized and redirected to clitoris), the oft persecuted and never defeated internet missionaries of the Gay Nigger Association of America struck yet another powerful and telling blow against the powerful forces of bigotry and racism. Most notably, the growing zionist community on renowned internet pissing yard wikipedia.org.
And the records have indeed tumbled, with an unheard of third successful survival from the digital shitheap that is "Votes For Deletion". Coming in spite a heinous act of self promotion and cyber terrorism by Pat Gunn/Improv (formerly known as Aharon Meshenstein prior to his infiltration of the United States), who listed and inspired mob vandalism upon the GNAA's entry.
Fresh from his promotion of Wikipedia's $50,000 fundraiser for arms and supplies to the Jewish state of Israel, Improv launched a series of unprovoked and slanderous attacks against the well loved organisations leadership, all the while using foul and unholy necromancies to enlist the dead themselves to vote the entries deletion. Names such as "Wolfman" and "Demonslave" only adding to the damning list of evidence linking Mr Gunn to the occult.
Though Improv's actions gained him a small majority, a shock last minute intervention from Pope John Paul II spared the pages untimely fate, although as yet unconfirmed reports have indicated that several hundred 8-year old negro children were driven to the Basilica to secure the pontiffs support. Others point towards the black curse cast upon the deletion campaign by the support of infamous Brawl Hall mouthpiece "Yoyo" as the main driving force behind the salvation of the aforementioned entry.
But the details are likely to cause few sleepless nights among the group, only one of whom was willing to speak to the press. Namely GNAA Wikipedia contributor Popeye, who interrupted his drawing of pornography to give a brief dismissal the controversy: "Even with Improv's shady dealings, the sheer size and girth of a swollen GNAA phallus enables it both an identity and a vote of it's own. Making such discussion moot".
About Wikipedia:
Wikipedia, a content-free encyclopedia in many languages, started life in January 2001 and has already risen to the status of the internets premiere "trollpedia".
Currently Wikipedia contains 363950 articles, 10032 of which are genuine, and 343 of them factually accurate. Leaving Wikipedia on an academic par with "Star Wars: Incredible Cross-sections: The Ultimate Guide to Star Wars Vehicles and Spacecraft" and "My First Book of Animals from A to Z".
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The Christmas Islands government suspended www.goatse.cx for objectionable content - it could spread into the USA eventually.
Last Measure is a better site than that guy's anyway.
Sure, if they were in dorms and had the same SSID as all the campus network APs
but no. They're in leased apartments, connecting personal equipment to personally purchased lines.
Plus, wouldn't someone at a tech school like UTD know how to configure their clients to use a specific SSID instead of broadcasting and joining to the closest?
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GNAA Mops up Aimgirl Survivors.
AP Wire News, August 3, 2004
Earlier this evening, the GNAA Internet Infantry Regiment finished a final clean-up of AIMGIRL territory.
The website had previously been the victim of a vicious Gay Nigger attack, featuring recent initiate Tar-Baby as an "unwed teen mother" black operative and Gay gunner Relex blasting the underage emo bitches with suppressive Goatse fire support, as well as with his own nigger seed. The strike was reputedly a thorough rout of the aimgirl enemy, as all forums are currently disabled, and new registrations have been suspended on the website.
Among the many casualties are several entire threads, scuttled by desperate Aimgirl admins as they attempted to ward off the inevitable defeat at the hands and dongs of the GNAA. A Reuters press report regarding the incident can be found here.
Today, the Gay Nigger Infantry executed a daring raid on the aimgirl chatroom, effectively destroying the last stronghold of the young white bitches. In a statement released by Commanding Officer x_over_ln_x, he remarked that "For too long, these little white whores have been tempting our yet-to-be saved heterosexual brothers. We could not allow the jailbait to continue their reign of pre-teen buggery, as their victims have little to no chance of Gay Salvation". At the end of the attack, the once 42-user-strong chatroom was held by one squad of Gay Niggers, who celebrated their victory by masturbating onto a plate of cookies and chanting "LOL DONGS".
Despite their impressive victory, the GNAA Internet Infantry Regiment (Part of the GNAA Ministry of Flood) will not be sitting on their laurels. At press time, Gay Nigger Scouts are said to be forward-deployed at known anti-nigger websites Gamingforums and Gardenweb. GIIR CO x_over_ln_x refused to confirm or deny such reports, preferring to shoot hot semen over our reporter.
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Horatio Brunswick - Gnaa, Nigeria.
Speaking to a hushed crowd from the heights of a ceremonial golden minaret hastily erected on the main lawn of the lush GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) estate this morning, chief GNAA spokesman l0de triumphantly announced near-total victory for the Gay Nigger Association of America in the 103rd Trollympics.
"Citizens, never before have you been trolled so hard. You have lost, as none have lost, and as none may ever lose again. Today was truly the nicest day. Doom awaits you all."
A deafening roar of cheering and celebratory gunfire met the announcement, followed by a rare smile from enigmatically taciturn l0de, which has been interpreted by Top Gay Nigger Analists as owing as much to his own two medal haul as his customarily heroic intake of fortified wine. Following the smile, increased cumsumer confidence drove the GNIA (Gay Nigger Incestual Average) over the 15,000 mark, once thought to be unattainable. L0de then read the names of the medal winning trolls, (Which have been reproduced here, sans incomprehensible slurs and racial epithets) and delivered his already-infamous "skeet heard round the world" keynote address, finishing with a scream of "LAST MEASURE" and plummeting nearly 70 feet from the minaret into the crowd below. His current whereabouts are unknown.
GOLD MEDALISTS OF THE 103rd WORLD TROLLYMPIAD
RKZ, GNAA, Silver, Popup blocker breaking
Bare, GNAA, Gold, Ban Evade
Bare GNAA, Gold, DiKKy 4 hour flood
Rolloffle, GNAA, Gold, 100 Minute Proxy Whore
JesuitX, GNAA, Golden Goatse, AOL tech support mental breakdown (Punjabi Circuit). New world record
JesuitX, GNAA, Golden Goatse, Trolling Song or Anthem
Goat-see, GNAA, Golden Goatse, Popup blocker breaking
Penisbird + Rollofflle, GNAA, Golden Goatse, 3000 comment tandem crapflood
DiKKy, GNAA|ITL, Gold, 500 meter OMGWTF
DiKKy, GNAA|ITL, Golden Goatse, 5 minute channel jupe
Toil, GNAA|ITL, Gold, 500 Momfuck server delink
L0de, GNAA|T4C|LRH, Golden Goatse, Troll Radio Show
L0de, GNAA|T4C|LRH, Gold, Metatroll
Sarojin, T4C, Bronze Boner, CUMFUSING FRIST POST
Peccavi, T4C, Bronze Boner, 100m FYAD FYAD LOL
Feerit, T4C, Silver, Badabababa Junktouch
Klerck, T4C, Golden Goatse, 400 foot wide page
QPT, Non-affliated, Gold, 5 day forum ghost-town
QPT, Non-affliated, Gold, G-line
Impi, Non-affliated, (medal confiscated with highest honors), OMG WALLHAX NOOB
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GNAA Launches successful attack on AIMGIRL.COM Community
Reuters August 2, 2004
During the night, specials ops forces from GNAA (Gay Nigger Association of America) launched a full frontal trolling attack on AIMGirl, a known AOL recruitment site.
"Their (AIMGirl) corruption of our youth with their anti Gaynigger and pro-Zionist propaganda had gone on for far too long," said an obviously impassioned rolloffle as he started up another round of flooding with Goatse images while furiously masturbating.
This attack was another enormous success for the GNAA, which had been plagued by rumors (attributed to Slashdot creators and Linux fanboys Rob Malda and CowboyNeal) of *BSD like demise after a brief period of inactivity on their shitty, OpenSores propaganda spewing site.
"omg leik we wer just trying to spred r luv 4 aol/aim and thes nigaz came to teh site and troled uz untill r 12 yr old pusys culdn't handle it no more," said a tearful AIMGirl spokespreteen whose anus was ruined by GNAA soldier incog.
Now, however, all agree that GNAA is at the top of its game. It has reported increasing profits and was able to utterly destroy the child raping, tea bagging cocksmokers of 4CHAN. This raid showcased the devastating effectiveness of it's new, Enterprise Edition e-business final solutions FloodMT (released in Beta as phpbbflood) and AGrapist (named for its first customer), which were coded by a crack (smoking) team composed of x_over_ln_x and Popeye. There is incredible demand for these products and GNAA has recently raised advisories for its third quarter earnings based on the success of these products. Keep your eye open for more great products from this fine trolling powerhouse.
About GNAA:
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GNAA Announces Victory over Apple Community
San Francisco, California - Just three days after being the first in the world to leak photos of Apple's upcoming revision to MacOS X, version 10.4, Steve Jobs announced to the world facts about the new Operating System consistent with information leaked by elite GNAA operator Gary Niger and prospective member Ron Delsner.
"We've pulled it off!", noted Niger during Jobs' announcement at Apple's Worldwide Developers Conference. "The GNAA plan was clever from the start with this one I think. When we received our leaked copy of the OS, we knew that by releasing only partial information and some screenshots, the association people would make with the GNAA would lead them to believe the screenshots were fake. Now that Steve 'Rim' Jobs has verified everything we leaked, we have managed to fool the entire Mac community. In essense, a few hundred thousand people have been trolled, a few hundred thousand people have lost. Though I do wish they have a nice day"
"I don't think it could have worked out any better; Every single one of the features shown in our screenshots, particularly Dashboard, which everybody called as fake, was demoed by Jobs. This is my revenge for being beat up on the rent", quoted Ron Delsner on being approached by reporters. "I've been wanting to join the Gay Nigger Association of America for quite some time, and knew that I help pull off something big if they were to let me in."
Delsner was right, as upon hearing this, Gary Niger immediately produced a vial of what he called the "Holy Gay Nigger Seed" from his front pocket, and asked Ron to kneel, at which time the Seed was poured upon Ron's head, making him an official member of the GNAA. Noticing the television cameras present in the press room, Gary cited that this was in fact the first televised induction of a member into the GNAA.
"But back to the troll", Niger said quickly after. "I had a sneaking suspicion that the homosexual caucasians of the Mac community would feel threatened by the GNAA's massive nigger cocks and immediately cast doubts upon any screenshots we produced for them. I saw this as an opportunity to troll hundreds of thousands of people. It just goes to show that GNAA is greater than j00, and that fristage postage is mine."
And Niger certainly did not fail it, as can be seen from the following excerpts taken from various Internet website's covering the leak:
ThinkSecret.com - "In fact, it was the source that led many users to call the shots fake; the information in that story, as well as this one, was provided by Gary Niger and Ron Delsner of the GNAA, an organization that deals in crapfloods and Slashdot trolling."
AppleInsider.com - "Enjoy the photoshop work. I seriously don't think Apple would be so crazy to use those jargons."
MacRumors.com - "Hmm... Information by "Gary Niger" of GNAA. Sounds too stupid to be true. And that dashboard thing? Hogwash me thinks ..."
MacRumors.com - "I immediately thought of them when I saw "GNAA". Anyone who reads Slashdot would be familiar with them - they put big spam posts everywhere. Yes, and it doesn't surprise me. I don't think the screenshots are real (at least not the Dashboard ones), but I have no trouble believing the PDF."
Kim Kap Sol on AppleInsider.com said "I can guarantee those are fake." He then continued by saying "Hello I R Korea KEKEKEKE OMG ZERG RUSH GOGOGOGO ^_^"
Gary's reply to this was "Way to make a complete idiot of yourself you dog-eating douchebag."
Steve Jobs was unavailable for comment immediately following the keynote address, though WWDC attendee and GNAA member Porfa noticed "A cute wiggle in Jobs' ass as he walked away."
About Apple
Apple Computer is the creator of the Macintosh, popularly known as the "gay computer". 87% of GNAA members are Mac users. Founded in 1974 by Steve Jobs and Steve Wozniak, Apple was nearly o
the fact that Mac OS X uses .plist files to represent creator code and application information in .APP bundles.
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