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Cheating Made Easy

jefu writes "This NY Times story talks about the kinds of papers that students might find (and buy) on the web. It also mentions turnitin.com a site that will scan papers and attempt to determine if it was copied. The article uses 'The Great Gatsby' as an example and notes that for the time it takes to read the book and write a paper, buying a paper seems a poor tradeoff. However, many books (or required papers) involve much more work on the part of the student, so the question becomes that much more difficult. If you have to do a report on 'Ulysses' it takes a bit more than a few hours just to read the book - let along understand enough to do a reasonable paper on it."

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  1. Gatsby vs Beardo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you're ripping off a paper about Gatsby just be sure to mention where he cleaned the dried bit of shaving cream off the other guy's cheek. English teachers love that part. At least I do, and now, if I see it in a paper, I'll assume you're a /.'er and I'll give you an A for the semester so you can sneak out and go drinking.

    That way, when it's 1:06am and I'm up grading papers and slacking off reading /., I can think back of Daisy saying, "I know. I've been everywhere and seen everything and done everything... Sophisticated -- God, I'm sophisticated!"

  2. Papers be damned... by Zorilla · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...the cheat I could have really used in school was a wallhack into the teacher's lounge.

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    1. Re:Papers be damned... by Frogbert · · Score: 5, Funny

      Fuck that, I could have used a wallhack for the girls locker room.

    2. Re:Papers be damned... by Zorilla · · Score: 5, Funny

      Holy crap, how much of a geek does that make me for not thinking of that one first instead of the teacher's lounge?

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  3. I bought this SlashDot post off a former poster by BlackHawk-666 · · Score: 5, Funny
    And it only cost me a reasonable $20! Here's my new business plan:

    Write "Insightful" SlashDot posts for losers

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    Profit!

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  4. Re:The half-cheating alternative by shish · · Score: 5, Funny

    Copying one person is plagarism, copying many people is research.

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  5. Re:Best dupe ever by garreth · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe Slashdot should start submitting its articles to turnitin?

  6. Why bother cheating? by sshtome · · Score: 4, Funny

    When you can just buy the damn degree! (itll take you 5 days).

  7. Ulysses? by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Speaking as someone who actually read Ulysses, I think actually taking the time to read the book actually makes you LESS able to write an intelligent essay. I sure as hell had a better idea of what the book was about before I read it.

    I thought it was just me, but then I ran accross this guy who described reading Ulysses as "...like having a rib ripped out of my body, being beaten with it, raped with it, and then being forced to eat it," which about sums up my feelings for it.

    In conclusion, if there are any schoolchildren out there, there is no course of academic plagarism whose punishment is worse than actually having to read Ulysses! For gods sake, don't let it kill again.

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