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Turbine Starts The Spin For Middle-Earth Online

JC writes "It looks like Tolkien fans will get one of their biggest dreams with Turbine's Middle-Earth Online. Originally expected about November, we're now looking at a Northern Hemisphere Autumn release date. The New Zealand Herald has a good article."

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  1. Not to be technical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    But (most of) November is in the Autumn.

    1. Re:Not to be technical by servognome · · Score: 2, Funny

      When does Shakespeare's Midsummer Night's Dream take place?
      I know, Nightime!

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  2. Make that NEXT autumn by TopShelf · · Score: 5, Funny

    To be precise, that's autumn of 2005, or just a couple months after the release of Duke Nukem Forever...

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  3. Whoppeee!! by Recovery1 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just the thing to fill that vacant part of my day ensuring that I never see any sunlight ever again. Aaachh!!~~~ natural horrible sunlight..

    1. Re:Whoppeee!! by thefinite · · Score: 3, Funny
      Don't you mean...

      We hates the big eye! Always watching! We likes the dark places, secret places. *gollum*

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    2. Re:Whoppeee!! by kfg · · Score: 2, Funny

      It burns! It burns us!

      KFG

  4. sunlight, anyone? by mrn121 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just when a bunch of nerds thought they had any chance of seeing any sunlight next fall, this news is released.

  5. Seasonally challenged by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Originally expected about November, we're now looking at a Northern Hemisphere Autumn release date.

    Living in California, I may not have this straight, but isn't November about the end of Autumn?

    /didn't RTFA

  6. I can just see the eBay ads ... by newandyh-r · · Score: 5, Funny

    One Ring for sale. Starting at only ...

    1. Re:I can just see the eBay ads ... by Uatu · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm interested.

      Can you ship to Mordor ?

      I know I don't have great ratings, I'm new to this Internet thing, but I really, really want this item.

      - S

    2. Re:I can just see the eBay ads ... by daeley · · Score: 4, Funny

      Don't trust this user! I've recently had dealings with him which proved him to be a deceiver and liar. If I hadn't just tried to immolate myself and my wounded son, I would register a complaint with ebay.

      Sincerely,
      Denethor

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  7. Huzzah! by darth_MALL · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dibs on Legolas. :-P

    1. Re:Huzzah! by bugnuts · · Score: 3, Funny

      Coming from someone named "darth mall" you will simply have to be happy with "L3ggolass".

  8. Yikes by JasdonLe · · Score: 3, Funny
    From the article (emphasis mine):

    They'll be able to explore, fight, make alliances and perhaps even look for treasure.

    What?! PERHAPS???

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  9. Ah! by iamdrscience · · Score: 4, Funny
    Turbine Starts The Spin...
    Oooh... somebody should get fired for a pun like that.
  10. Re:problem #1 by gilesjuk · · Score: 5, Funny

    Being a wizard would be good, you die and just come back as a different colour :D

    I'm Gandalf the #FF0101.

  11. Re:ME better for MMORPG than SW? by IWannaBeAnAC · · Score: 1, Funny
    And female dwarves -- I think they're unheard of in any Middle Earth lore.

    So Galadriel never appeared in the books???

  12. Re:ME better for MMORPG than SW? by Cruciform · · Score: 3, Funny

    The first time this is said, Tolkien will spin in his grave so fast we can use him for a gyroscope:

    "STFU Frodo. Giv3 m3 teh r1ng n00b!"

  13. Re:I want to be a Men class. by GrassMunk · · Score: 2, Funny

    say it with me: Game. There i knew you could. Its not there to be real. If being a millwright was fun people would do it in real life. Games are used as a way to escape from the day to day drudge that some peoples lifes have become. Whats the point of escaping into a world where your virtual 'job' is just as shitty as your real one.

  14. Asheron's Call by Mavness · · Score: 2, Funny

    Tubine made one hell of a fun and indepth game. If i was back in HS, id definatly get this game and loose my GF all over again. XP was more important to me than AHP ;)

  15. Re:I want to be a Men class. by haystor · · Score: 4, Funny

    I was applying to be a Baker, but my guidance counseler had me take some aptitude tests and my strength lies in melee combat. I've been assigned to row 1 of keep storming division. Will I be able to see the fight from there? I don't want to miss it.

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  16. Re:I want to be a Men class. by FatherOfONe · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's a tough read.

    Man that is the understatement of the year.

    I would add that a Wizard was not a human, but an imortal like the elves.

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  17. In Other News... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Following Lucas Arts lead, it has been decided to release a full-length movie and 30-part series sequel to Lord Of The Rings.