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Dozens Charged in Spam Crackdown
JohnnyGTO writes "Federal and state law enforcement agencies have quietly arrested or charged dozens of people with crimes related to junk e-mail, identity theft and other online scams in recent weeks, according to several people involved in the actions."
They may have to keep all the money from the prince of Nigeria, who died 10 years ago in a terrible plane crash, to pay attorney fees. At least they have that.
I'd pay for a ticket - or at least a web cast.
Sell "execution privs" on a ebay to the highest bidder.
Use licensed Marshals and bounty hunters to capture them.
Put a bounty on their heads.
- Zav - Imagine a Beowulf cluster of insensitive clods...
Whew... thank God. My penis was getting so long I was starting to trip over it.
I always save my last mod point to mod up a good troll. You people are too serious.
> I don't see why these people are getting "quietly arrested".
Is it not obvious? Spammers are all being shipped to a secret government location.
At these secure sites, Chairs, tables, projectors, and Powerpoint presentations are being prepared even as we speak.
Clueless bureaucrats are covertly stepping out of their dreary cubicles to attend these highly classified seminars
Within a year, "W3 R the G0vernment and R H3re 2 hep U" will be flooding the inboxes of the land.
- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum.