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A Flying Leap for Cars?

pillageplunder writes "Businessweek has a story about flying cars and how they could be an actual viable thing in less than 10 years. First flying taxis, then, like the Jetsons, personal flying cars. Several are already on the board, with Honda and Toyota already having prototypes of small flying devices. Even General Electric is getting in on the deal, developing a small jet engine for Honda. So...would you buy one?"

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  1. but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    will it fold up into a breifcase?

    1. Re:but by jimbolaya · · Score: 2, Funny

      I had no idea that noise is what keeps aircraft aloft.

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  2. Sure, when pigs fly. by Mz6 · · Score: 5, Funny
    "Sure, the flying car is a long way off. But chances are, cars will eventually fly. Pigs won't. "

    Damn, I'll never get that date!

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    1. Re:Sure, when pigs fly. by aklix · · Score: 2, Funny

      Pigs Fly. Especially when you chase them off a cliff.

    2. Re:Sure, when pigs fly. by Martin+Blank · · Score: 3, Funny

      Their glide ratio isn't very good, though...

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    3. Re:Sure, when pigs fly. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      with yer pants around yer ankles...

      Wait.. I've said to much..

    4. Re:Sure, when pigs fly. by gavin_barr · · Score: 2, Funny
      Given enough thrust, any pig can fly.

      I'm off to build me that pig-cannon I always wanted.

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    5. Re:Sure, when pigs fly. by xCepheus · · Score: 3, Funny

      Oblig. Monty:

      "Notice how they do not so much fly as plummet."

    6. Re:Sure, when pigs fly. by Naffer · · Score: 3, Funny

      No, they fall upward.

    7. Re:Sure, when pigs fly. by AGMW · · Score: 2, Funny
      I'm off to build me that pig-cannon I always wanted.

      After some new legislation coming into force (or already here?) in the UK that states that all creatures have rights we can no longer kill slugs and snails that eat our gardens, I wondered about fabricating some sort of Snail Trebouchet/Trebuchet. I'm thinking something triggered by the snail weight and garnished with lettuce!

      If not the middle of next week, I should be able to fling the fuckers into the next garden!

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  3. SUVs by donnyspi · · Score: 5, Funny

    The last thing we need is flying SUVs.

    1. Re:SUVs by savagedome · · Score: 2, Funny

      I say the first thing we need is flying SUVs with no 'landing' button ;)

    2. Re:SUVs by HMA2000 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Just think a chance to talk on your cell phone and be inattentive IN A WHOLE NEW DIMENSION!

    3. Re:SUVs by linzeal · · Score: 2, Funny

      Is that like an orbital RV? Looks like we are going to have to shoot some Arbys and Dennys into space.

    4. Re:SUVs by AKAImBatman · · Score: 4, Funny

      Did someone mention orbiting Winnebagos? Keep firing assholes!!!

      (Apologies to those who've never seen SpaceBalls.)

  4. WWDD by paulcole · · Score: 2, Funny

    What would Dante do for a Flying Car? Click Here to find out. /Kevin Smith fan

  5. #2 on my list by __aaitqo8496 · · Score: 2, Funny

    yeah, i'll get one right after i buy my Segway

    unfortunately i'll not be able to eat for the next 13 years while i pay off my toys

  6. Re:No way in hell would I use one by happyfrogcow · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's a silly attitude. The addition of a third dimension also adds a lot more room to avoid other vehicles.

    You've obviously never lived with a cat. They live in full 3d space, as apposed to dogs who live only on the ground plane. Just because there is more room for the cat and you to coexist doesn't mean your paths cross less often and all your glassware will stay in one piece.

  7. After that by FaasNat · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now they just need to start working on Mr. Fusion....

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  8. Re:like this will become a reality by chill · · Score: 2, Funny

    Do you constantly live in fear? Your life must be so pathetic.

    Terrorists crashing things into buildings? Car-sized things? WHO CARES!

    Or do you not remember the kid who proclaimed "solidarity with Osama" and crashed his small plane into the skyscraper in Tampa? Result: 1 dead kid, 1 wrecked small plane, 1 building that needed to be hosed off (no damage, though).

    As for people not being able to fly without crashing into your house, look on the bright side. Flying accidents are bound to have a much higher mortality rate than car crashes. The people who think they can fly while eating, putting on makeup, reading, drinking, etc. will soon be taken care of by natural selection!

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  9. Seriously though, how can this work? by SuperBigGulp · · Score: 2, Funny

    People have a tough enough time driving in 2-D. How we can expect somebody to execute an Immelman while talkking on their cell and changing the radio station?

    Also, how will people signal for a barrel roll vs. a Cuban eight? What about a split-S?

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  10. Obligatory ATHF quote by rost0031 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Three dimensions, how cute. On the moon we have 5... thousand. Your puny little minds can't comprehend that.

  11. Taxis by bsd4me · · Score: 5, Funny

    No, the last thing we need are flying taxis.

    Taxi drivers violate enough traffic laws already. Can you imagine what they will do given the ability to fly?

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  12. Re:The real question... by ooby · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Where we're going, we won't need roads." ~ Emmitt Brown.

  13. Re:The real question... by ShadyG · · Score: 2, Funny

    Will we have to use use "roads" in the air, or can we go as the crow flies? (going around military installations and so forth.)
    Do crows actually do that? I always figured they got some kind of "ignorance of the law" pass or something.

  14. Re:We really need to find something like... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I'm waiting for Mr. Fusion. Then I'll just have my '89 Lincoln hover-converted.

  15. This brings new meaning to the phrase,,, by sabNetwork · · Score: 2, Funny

    ..."when pigs can fly."

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  16. Obligatory Simpson's Quote by BakaHoushi · · Score: 2, Funny

    ::The Simpson's Pork roast gets thrown through the sky::

    Homer: It's only a little airborne! It's still good!

    Mr. Burns: You know, I think I'll give a million dollars to an orphanage.
    Mr. Smithers: Really? When?
    Mr. Burns: When pigs fly! ::They laugh and the roast flies in front of the plant's window::
    Mr. Smithers: ...So, should, I go write that check?
    Mr. Burns: No, I'd still rather not.

  17. Re:In the wake of 9/11... by jafac · · Score: 2, Funny

    does anyone honestly think that the government is going to allow flying cars in metropolitan areas?

    For the rich, maybe. They're more important, so they should be allowed to operate flying cars. Especially members of the Saudi Royal family, and the bin Ladens.

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  18. 3D travel? Pffffff, that's so yesterday. by What'sInAName · · Score: 3, Funny


    I think a lot of these problems you've all been talking about will just go away if we just travel in *4D* instead. Imagine disappearing from your home at 10:00 and showing up at work at 08:00 on the same day. Of course, it might be confusing if you try to call home to check the messages before 10, but even that might have some uses...

    You: "Hello, Dave speaking."

    You: "Hi, it's you. Ummm, don't eat that two-week old yogurt in the fridge, or you'll regret it later. Oh god, I've gotta go..."

    Hmmm, what a strange post, and I haven't even been drinking.

  19. Kevin Smith and flying cars by Quinn_Inuit · · Score: 3, Funny

    Randall and Dante discuss flying cars in a short that first appeared on Leno.

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  20. My apologies.... by nedwidek · · Score: 3, Funny

    My appologies to those who have seen Spaceballs.

    "Spaceballs, the flame thrower. The kids love that one."

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  21. Re:No way in hell would I use one by happyfrogcow · · Score: 2, Funny

    What does any of that prove about flying cars?

    nothing, but i think it proves your cat is dead.

  22. They forgot the California factor by Baloo+Ursidae · · Score: 2, Funny
    Businessweek has a story about flying cars and how they could be an actual viable thing in less than 10 years.

    Oh, really? What states have stopped honoring Californian driver's licenses to make such a thing safe? Californians can't drive in two dimensions, they don't need a third, particularly near me.

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