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Making Stuff Out Of Broken Computer Equipment?

Class Act Dynamo writes "Recently, my keyboard stopped working, so I bought a new one (nice cordless number, really excellent). I was about to throw the old keyboard out when I thought it would be interesting to take all the keys out of it and turn them into refrigerator magnets in order to have a simple 'megnetic poetry' type of thing going. As the fumes from the industrial strength glue went to my head during this project, I began to wonder what other types of craft-type projects people had undertaken with their unusable old perpherals and such. Then I began to wonder why there was a purple octopus on my couch. I decided to ask slashdot readers the first of these questions."

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  1. Hmmm by xneubien · · Score: 5, Funny

    What about the good ol' Celeron Paperweight?

    1. Re:Hmmm by bobhagopian · · Score: 5, Funny

      As a matter of public safety, TAKE ALL PINS OFF THE PROCESSOR. I'm speaking from experience. Though they're not strong enough to really draw blood, you can definitely feel 478 points of discomfort.

    2. Re:Hmmm by Battle_Ratt · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yes, and putting them in the hallway at night is a great way to see who is raiding the fridge.

    3. Re:Hmmm by Captain+Tripps · · Score: 4, Funny

      I use old intell PII's as goatee combs
      I read that as "goatse combs", and immediately regretted it.

  2. What I do with old computer parts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I make computers out of them.

  3. Hamster Cage by obfuscated · · Score: 5, Funny

    Computer cases with clear sides make great hamster cages! Just make sure to file down the really sharp stuff. Add some tubes from case to case and papow! You've got your first Hamster-powered cluster.

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    1. Re:Hamster Cage by chota · · Score: 5, Funny

      Also, for added effect, be sure to name your hamster "Beowulf."

      The chicks dig it.

    2. Re:Hamster Cage by Dogtanian · · Score: 4, Funny

      Computer cases with clear sides make great hamster cages [...] You've got your first Hamster-powered cluster.

      I heard that they use a Beowulf cluster of those to run the Hampster-dance website.

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  4. My favorite use for old hardware... by john_smith_45678 · · Score: 5, Funny

    is the one they put the printer to in Office Space.

    PC Load Letter?

    1. Re:My favorite use for old hardware... by SCSI-Wan · · Score: 4, Funny


      PC Load Letter?


      What f**k does that mean?

  5. The ladies have some ideas.. by fadeaway · · Score: 4, Funny

    The answer is three weeks.

    Three weeks until your girlfriend gets sick of asking you to clean up the overflowing pile of old and unused components that's steadily taking over the office. Three weeks until you come home and find your monitor decorated, in a most Martha Stewart-like fashion, with superglued sticks of RAM and old CPU's.

    Message recieved.. loud and clear. Over and out.

  6. Purple Octopus... by selderrr · · Score: 4, Funny

    that, my dear friend, is what the sun-walkers out there call a woman

    don't touch it, don't feed it, don't talk to it. If you stop washing yourself & brushing your teeth, it's supposed to go away by itself.

    dunno if this matters, but you have all slahsdotters sympathy. We're standing right behind you like one geek. Let us know how it turns out.

  7. Toys for the girls by pilybaby · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm sure I've seen "toys for girls" that look just like my MS wheel mouse. I'm sure it can't be that hard to plug in a vibrating motor and some batteries. If you make it a wireless one you could even use a caddy to charge it. And the best thing is that you don't have to worry about someone finding it in your desk draw. You just say it's an old broken mouse. Kill two bird with one stone. Hell you could do it and have it stay as a fully functioning mouse too.

  8. Re:Why is there a purple octopus on your couch? by Feyr · · Score: 4, Funny

    try french, and quit bitching about english. enlish is actually pretty damn easy :)

  9. Re:Spell it "Calamari". It tastes better that way. by fciron · · Score: 5, Funny

    Actual record of my twelve year old at a tapas place

    "Can I have some of your fried chicken?"
    "That's good. Gimme some more."
    "Can I have another piece, please?"
    "This looks like some kind of alien octopus?"
    "THIS IS CALAMARI!"

    The look on his face as he slowly realized he'd eaten squid all on his own. That's priceless.