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Logitech Gives A Mouse A Laser

Kaveh writes "Looks like Logitech has introduced a successor to its popular MX line of cordless mice. In addition to a more ergonomic design, lithium ion battery, tilt wheel (read horizontal scrolling), and battery indicating LEDs, this mouse introduces laser technology. According to the Logitech this allows the MX1000 to be 20x more precise than optical mice, not to mention work on any surface, including a mirror! Check out the 3DGPU forums for pics and more info."

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  1. LASER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    With the Dr. Evil finger quotes: Cool, a mouse with a "LAAAASER!!"

  2. Oh, they mean computer mice by ndogg · · Score: 5, Funny

    I really was hoping for mice with frickin' lasers on their headers. Darn.

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    // file: mice.h
    #include "frickin_lasers.h"
    1. Re:Oh, they mean computer mice by Bob+Cat+-+NYMPHS · · Score: 5, Funny

      On their headers?

      Man, you been coding too long. Go outside for a while.

    2. Re:Oh, they mean computer mice by TheContact · · Score: 5, Funny

      // file: mice.h
      #include "frickin_lasers.h" ...

      I hope I've made your day. :)

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    3. Re:Oh, they mean computer mice by sharkey · · Score: 5, Funny

      The Yellow face, it BURNSSSSS us!

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  3. Potential danger? by FiReaNGeL · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dangerous! You know, the "I'll clean my mouse" routine... flip mouse toward face... arghhh! My eyes!

    Of course, if you`re lucky AND already have bad vision, you could just laser-correct your problem, i guess :) 2000$ saved, 50$ investment, Do It Yourself! Isn`t technology cool?

  4. Re:Give a mouse a laser... by MikeXpop · · Score: 5, Funny

    Give a mouse a shark, he'll want a pool.

    Give a mouse a pool, he'll want an underground labratory to put them all in.

    Give a mouse an underground lab, he'll want a laptop with wifi to take over the world.

    Give a mouse a laptop with wifi, he'll want a coffee table to set it on.

    Give a mouse a table to set it on, he'll want an optical mouse that works with the glass.

    Give a mouse the new Logitech.

    ???

    Profit.

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  5. Mice and What They're Good For by captnitro · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does it ever make you wonder 'what if computing advanced like mice do'? In some ways, they do, but I mean, we have wireless mice, wireless optical and laser mice, wireless optical laser geneboosted mice that have nine buttons with integrated phone features, and they're all totally transparent, incredibly essential cruxes of the modern computing experience.

    can we get somebody from the mouse department over to the HD storage density department? Or the hardware installation department, because I still have to visit my grandfather every time he needs to install RAM. Perhaps, even, we should transfer the entire mouse department over to the user interface department, so they can explain to me why 'Exit' is for the love of god still after 20 years in the 'File' menu (Mac users, you're OK on this one). Those two, after all, have a lot to do with each other. Finally, they could stop over at the Windows dev group and explain to them that I should not have to notify Windows of my intention to disconnect my fully hotswappable device.

    I could go on, but I think you get the idea.

  6. Re:Give a mouse a laser... by Dizzle · · Score: 5, Funny

    INFORMATIVE!?

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    -Dizzle
    "I most likely AM so interested in myself."
  7. Or you could go the MasterCard approach... by Ignominious+Cow+Herd · · Score: 5, Funny

    Mechanical mouse with rubber ball that gets gummed up with dust and crud: $19.00

    Optical mouse that doesn't work well on many surfaces: $39.00

    Laser mouse that works on any surface and spawns lots of "frickin laser" jokes: Priceless.

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    1. Re:Or you could go the MasterCard approach... by dorsey · · Score: 5, Funny

      The Cease and Desist letter from Mastercard will be arriving in your mail shortly.

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