Both Tea And No Tea - Updated Hitchhiker's Game
Ford Prefect writes "To coincide with the new radio series of Douglas Adams' Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, the BBC will be reviving the old Infocom Hitchhiker's text adventure game, to appear on Radio 4's website. It's not just a straight port, either - apparently 'the new version of the game will be illustrated by Rod Lord, who won a BAFTA for his graphics for the original Hitchhiker TV series.' Hoopy!"
Pick up the junkmail. I remember this because it was one of the most frustrating moments of my young life when I finally realised where it was needed. Of course I get more frustrated than that on the drive to work every morning alone, but I still remember it.
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Take the mail from your (Mailbox? Front step?) It will come in very helpful when you need to get a fish in your ear.
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There are 01 kinds of cars in the world. The General Lee, and everything else.
Actually it was the the bowl of petunias that said "No not again".
The Petunias was a soul that kept comming back to after Aruthor Dent kept killed it time and time again.
See my blog http://ilovecookes.blogspot.com/ for light hearted technical information.
> Seriously, this was probably the most annoying Infocom game ever published
Oh, I don't know about that. I still don't follow the logic behind the 2-piles-of-cubes puzzle in Spellbreaker. And have you tried "Suspect"? Man!
Well, Ok, you're right about the first 1/3 of HHGTTG. If you haven't gotten everything you need off Earth before it blows up, then you're in trouble (although if you failed to feed the dog, there is a second chance for you later in the game!). And if you don't get the Babel fish before you're hauled off to the poetry slam, then too bad for you.
But once you make it to the Heart of Gold, you're pretty much free to explore without time constraints. Yes, you can "die" in many of the scenarios you'll teleport to with the Improbability Drive, but all that does is send you back to the H.O.G. Then you just try it again.
Best Puzzle: "You can't see anything, smell anything, taste anything, or feel anything..." (etc.) Brilliant. :-)
Worst Puzzle: "put junk mail on satchel". Ok, maybe the three previous steps for getting the fish were somewhat logical, but the "confuse-the-upper-half-of-the-room-robot" step was ridiculous!
The secret is not to take the towel.
I'm not wrong. You haven't thought about it hard enough.
You know that thing your aunt gave you that you don't know what it is? Put your stuff in it. All your stuff. It'll fit! (well, except the really big stuff). Then throw it away. It'll show up in your hands, your pocket, or at your feet a few moves later.
Voila! No more accursed "Your load is too heavy" message.
Man, what I wouldn't give for something like that!
>You see nothing. The lights are off. ...
Try turning on the light.
I'd go for a 'Don't Panic' icon.
Therefore there is no way to tell what to do with them, and no way to form any visual picture as to what these objects actually are. But one of them was necessary to "remove the common sense portion of my brain", and there was no way at all to clue you in as to (1) that such a task was even possible, and (2) that one of the unknown random tools laying around is related to this task in some way.
Odd. I just finish playing it-- and "take common sense" worked fine.