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Last Words On Service Pack 2

thejoelpatrol writes "So did Slashdotters call this one? Windows XP SP2 seems not to be so secure after all. A Register reporter goes in depth to find out just how safe a fresh install is. He provides a list of which dangerous ports are left open and which services are left on by default. I guess now we know why Microsoft's security timetable is 10 years." Reader ack154 writes "ZDNet is reporting that many Dell Inspiron users are reporting an extreme performance decrease since installing Windows XP SP2 - decreases as much as from 2.6ghz down to 300mhz. Dell claims no responsibility, claiming it is 'externally loaded software' and they don't support it. In the mean time there has been a fix posted on Dell's forums, which rolls back the processor driver." Finally, Marxist Hacker 42 writes "Amid complaints of too much XP Service Pack 2 coverage on ZD Net, David Berlind writes that Service Pack 2 deserved the scrutiny it got- and charges that it failed to live up to Gates' Trusted Computing Initiative." Finally, Microsoft warns that installing SP2 on a spyware-infested PC is a bad idea.

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  1. Performance decreases that exxxxtreme... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...deserve some extra 'X's.

  2. Last Words? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Somehow, I doubt that these are the last words we'll see on the subject....

    1. Re:Last Words? by skeptikos · · Score: 5, Funny

      Famous last words: "I'll install SP2!"

    2. Re:Last Words? by sharkey · · Score: 4, Funny

      Sure they are. At least, until Taco dupes it tomorrow.

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  3. any time now... by dirvish · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, just wait 'til Longhorn. It will be way better...in like 12 years, or maybe 14...

    1. Re:any time now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Laugh it up, but when will the HURD 1.0 be released?

  4. Whoa! by Jugalator · · Score: 2, Funny

    These news sure struck like lightning from a clear sky!

    *phew*

    I think I must sit down to recover from the shock.

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  5. Re:It deserves scrutiny by Jugalator · · Score: 2, Funny

    It is going to affect 90% + of all the computers in the world.

    Yup, in one way or another.

    At least it shows the MS Quality Assurance team don't use Dell. :-)

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  6. Re:Why I didn't bother... by Carnildo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why I didn't bother:

    I'm dual-booting 98SE and Gentoo Linux. '98 predates all the security holes, and Linux doesn't have any worth mentioning.

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  7. Classic, just classic. by A_Non_Moose · · Score: 2, Funny

    FTA,
    We look to ZDNet as a beacon of light in IT journalism.

    (pauses)

    BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    All I can say to this person, is 'look out for the oncoming train...prolly complete with windows logo and named "longhorn".'

    IT journalism, brought to you from the same folks of Military Intelligence.

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  8. Hrmm... by Zygote-IC- · · Score: 4, Funny

    Finally, Microsoft warns that installing SP2 on a spyware-infested PC is a bad idea.

    So basically, you don't want to install it on any computer running a Microsoft operating system that has been using a Microsoft browser or a Microsoft e-mail client.

    Huh..I think I'm starting to see a pattern.

  9. These Laws Need Names by slipnslidemaster · · Score: 2, Funny

    Please don't mod troll or funny. I'm serious.

    I think it's about time that we come up with as a community name for this law:

    All the Odd Star Trek movies and Odd Microsoft service packs suck.

    In all seriousness, it's service pack TWO!! I didn't load it just because of that and I'm dead serious. One of the guys decided to load it and sure enough, he's reloading his system from scratch. It will take the release of service pack 3 before I consider moving from SP1 and the current crop of hotfixes.

    Didn't anyone learn anything from the NT service pack 2 debacle? How about NT service pack 4?? Now I know you are going to say service pack 6a but we all know this is the first time Microsoft uses an "a" and it should have been SP7.

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  10. 2.6ghz down to 300mhz by upsidedown_duck · · Score: 3, Funny


    Security by obesity.

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  11. Re:Why I didn't bother... by Carnildo · · Score: 3, Funny

    If 98SE has security holes, please tell me what they are.

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  12. Re:It deserves scrutiny by Zaiff+Urgulbunger · · Score: 2, Funny

    At least it shows the MS Quality Assurance team don't use Dell.

    ..or, indeed, Windows XP!

  13. 12 years? 14? by Eric_Cartman_South_P · · Score: 3, Funny
    Well, just wait 'til Longhorn. It will be way better...in like 12 years, or maybe 14...

    YOU'RE A TROLL! Longhorn will be out next year.

    http://www.apple.com/macosx/tiger/

    Oh, you meant Microsoft's version. Yeah, 12 or 14 is about right.

  14. Re:It deserves scrutiny by kfg · · Score: 2, Funny

    . . .you've overestimated it's impact by a longshot.

    That depends a good deal on what is meant by "affect."

    KFG

  15. Re:CPU Driver Problem? by out_of_ideas · · Score: 2, Funny
    Like, maybe SP2 makes the laptop think it should always be running at 300 mhz.


    Now that's sure to slow down worm spreading. Very clever, don't ya think ?
  16. Re:Why I didn't bother... by Curtman · · Score: 2, Funny

    If 98SE has security holes, please tell me what they are.

    To all moderators:
    The correct moderation would be: +1 Funny

  17. Re:Recommendations on speeding up XP by mhollis · · Score: 2, Funny

    1. Take Windows XP computer up very tall building.

    2. Attach very long power cord to computer.
      Start computer
      Gently shove computer, running and attached to long power cord off building.
      Using the formula v = (g/c)(1-e^(-tc)) where the constant c is about 0.394 sec^-1, integrating and solving for initial conditions gives you x=[integral] vdt = (g/c)(t + (1/c)(e^(-tc) -1)), your Windows XP machine will be faster than it ever has been before the long power cord disconnects itself.
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  18. Re:Slowed Down? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Thanks Bill.

  19. Re:Slowed Down? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Thanks Linus.

  20. Re:Slowed Down? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Same to you, Richard.