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Made for TV Ewok Movies to be Released on DVD
thebus writes "I just wanted to let you know that I got an email from Amazon today informing me that two of the greatest made for TV movies of all time will be coming out on one DVD on Nov. 23rd 2004. Prepare yourself for the Star Wars Ewok Adventures - Caravan of Courage and The Battle for Endor."
Also known as:
Return of the merchandising
I think I just threw up in my mouth (again).
Digitally remastered, extended directors cut,
The teddy bear shot first.
liqbase
Yub nub, eee chop yub nub,
toe meet toe pee chee keene, g'noop dock fling oh ah.
Yah wah, eee chop yah wah,
toe meet toe pee chee keene, g'noop dock fling oh ah
Coat ee chah tu yub nub,
Coat ee chah tu yah wah,
Coat ee chah tu glo wah.
allay loo ta nuv
Glo wah, eee chop glo wah, ya glo wah pee chu nee foam,
ah toot dee awe goon daa.
Coat ee cha tu goo (Yub nub!)
coat ee cha tu doo (Yah wah!)
coat ee cha tu too (ya chaa!)
allay loo tu nuv (3 times)
Glo wah, eee chop glo wah.
Ya glow wah pee chu nee foam,
ah toot dee awe goon daa
allay loo tu nuv.
I nominate stormtrooper armor for the Most Useless Armor Ever, based mostly on the Ewok battle.
Actually, the hammer/club is an extremely effective weapon against people wearing armor intended to protect against piercing/slashing weapons. Even if it doesn't kill outright it knocks them down and stuns them long enough for you to stick your stiletto through their eyeslits.
Even armor intended to protect against such concussive impacts can only do so much if the wearer is to retain any sort of fighting mobility.
In any case the Stormtrooper's armor was clearly intended to protect against weapons such as the blaster, so you can only really judge it by its effectiveness against them.
Oh. Wait. Nevermind.
Ok, new theory. Stormtrooper armor was used primarily so that they could go out in public without having to worry about their hair and makeup.
KFG
I can hardly wait.
Does that make them Ewokie-talkies?
Got mead?