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Slashdot Goes Political: Announcing politics.slashdot.org

With the US Presidential Election coming up, we've had a lot of story submissions that we would like to post, but they don't fit very well on the Slashdot main page. To address this, we'll be running special political coverage between now and the election in our new Politics subsection of Slashdot. Please submit stories directly to the section for consideration. As with all sections on Slashdot, there will be stories available within that section that don't get posted to the main page, so please visit the section if you are interested in more coverage. We'll do our best to be fair with story selection. We think we can do a good job since the Slashdot editors represent a diverse spectrum of political ideologies. The discussions are up to you guys. Here's hoping the experiment works!

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  1. Funniest. Summary. Ever. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    We'll do our best to be fair with story selection. We think we can do a good job since the Slashdot editors represent a diverse spectrum of political ideologies.
    LMAO!
  2. questions that matter. by sweeney37 · · Score: 5, Funny

    any chance for /. interviews with the candidates for the issues that concern us nerds? I mean, this new sub section would hopefully give /. a little more clout.

    Mike

  3. Oh God... by romper · · Score: 5, Funny

    So does this mean all comments will be automatically moderated to -1 Troll? =)

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    1. Re:Oh God... by Donoho · · Score: 3, Funny

      I sense a great disturbance in The Force. As if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, then were suddenly moderated to -1 Troll. I fear something terrible has happened.

    2. Re:Oh God... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      What's really funny is that got moderated as a Troll. Was someone trying to be ironic? :)

  4. New Moderation Proposals by geeveees · · Score: 5, Funny

    +1 Democrat

    -1 Republican

    -1 Commie Bastard

    +1 Capitalist Pig

    (Change + with - as seen fit)
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    1. Re:New Moderation Proposals by stienman · · Score: 4, Funny

      Take a page from Jib Jab:

      -1 Right Wing Nutjob
      -1 Liberal Weenie

      -Adam

    2. Re:New Moderation Proposals by Mr+Guy · · Score: 3, Funny

      -1 Hippie
      -2 Uses the term "dubbya" as if it gives his point weight
      -3 Refers to "you Americans"
      -4 Uses statistics without citing source
      -5 Thinks college is "The Real World"

    3. Re:New Moderation Proposals by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 2, Funny

      -1 Bitter Canadian

  5. Re:Politics on Slashdot? Never! by TopShelf · · Score: 5, Funny

    Serious damage and Slashdot karma just don't belong in the same sentence...

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  6. Great... by xchino · · Score: 5, Funny

    How do I mod an entire section as flamebait?

    And I can see all the foriegners complaining that this is too U.S. centric :)

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  7. About time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    The LeftDot propaganda from "michael" was about to take over. High time you guys moved that stuff off to a more appropriate area. Good job.

  8. LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Oh yeah, just what we need. A politics section run by biased anti-American pinko commies. Ah well, at least it'll be more out in the open, unlike many of the biased anti-American posts made by various pinko commies rampant throughout Slashdot.

    Now I'll have an alternative news source to go read what's in the diseased mind of the world's liberal socialists besides the BBC and Al-Jazeera.

  9. Re:american flag by Eudial · · Score: 2, Funny

    there *are* countries outside america that practice politics. typical shortsightedness.

    What!? I never knew.

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  10. Re:american flag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    The SlashCode's free, you stupid fuck. Start your own site. I won't be pissing and moaning if I only saw Canadian politics on a Canadian site.

    Jesus fucking Christ.

  11. Re:Non-US Elections by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Non-US? Non-US? What do you mean, non-US? Are you suggesting that there are other countries in this world as well? .... Have we bombed them yet? No? Are we going to? What? Stop looking funny at me and go back to CANADA, you meaple-syrup eating bastard.

    Stupid non-USians. How dare they?

  12. Re:Politics on Slashdot? Never! by orthogonal · · Score: 2, Funny

    I would hope that moderators are fair enough to send comments up or down depending on their quality, not whether their point of view is agreeable. Even if someone says something we completely disagree with, as long as they say it well and bring facts to the table, it is worth hearing.

    Mod deviationist down!

  13. Re:Non-US Elections by Cigarra · · Score: 5, Funny

    Non-US countries have elections?
    Well, yeah, but not exactly like the ones you USAmericans have. In most other countries, those who get more votes, actually win the election...

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  14. how about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    left.politics.slashdot.com
    right.politics.slashdo t.com
    don't-know-what-I'm-talking-about.politics. slashdo t.com
    pyschotic-rantings.politics.slashdot.com
    n eed-to-get-a-life.politics.slashdot.com

  15. Re:Funniest. Summary. Ever. by FortKnox · · Score: 4, Funny

    Between you and jaime, I expect one of you to be dead by the end of October. ;-)

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  16. Bias Test by Dachannien · · Score: 3, Funny

    I guess we'll see if /. can manage to be "fair and balanced", considering the rather significant slant in its readership.

  17. Creating "politics.slashdot.org" means? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    If we, the readers, scream long enough and loud enough you'll create:

    porn.slashdot.org
    natalie_portman.slashdot.org
    hot_grits.slashdot.org
    beowulf.slashdot.org
    con spiracy.government.slashdot.org
    oppressive.govern ment.slashdot.org
    ufo.slashdot.org
    religion.slas hdot.org
    apple.religion.slashdot.org

    it's opening a box of Pandora's Can of Worms.

  18. Re:I'd like to think... by stienman · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's possible I'm just a rosy-glassed optimist, but I'll keep my fingers crossed and hope.

    Obviously thinly veiled references to the rosary, cross, and christian 'hope', you sneaky troll.

    Oh, wait, this isn't the religion section is it?

    Politics?

    Well that's essentially the same thing. Flame on!

    -Adam

  19. Re:Funniest. Summary. Ever. by WillWare · · Score: 4, Funny
    people think we DON'T have a diverse specturm of political ideologies

    Nonsense! Slashdot has both kinds of political ideologies, Green AND Libertarian.

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  20. Re:Funniest. Summary. Ever. by emc · · Score: 3, Funny

    I thought it was due to calling someone who approves a submission an "editor".

  21. Re:american flag by teamhasnoi · · Score: 5, Funny
    hy an american flag for the /. graphic? there *are* countries outside america that practice politics. typical shortsightedness.

    As a service to the editors, I fired up gimp, took the graphic and mixed every flag from every country together - what better way to promote a non-centrist discussion?

    Unfourtunately, I got this.

    That's only going to cause wars.

  22. Re:Funniest. Summary. Ever. by raygundan · · Score: 5, Funny

    I fully expect this section to be a non-stop flamefest that leaves nobody untouched. A knock-down drag-out troll fight, with everyone yelling, minimal dialogue, and 4 billion threads that run something like this:

    "Bush Sucks."
    "Democrats Suck."
    "Non-libertarians Suck."
    "America Sucks."
    "Europe Sucks."
    "My Country Isn't In Europe, You American Idiot."
    "I'm Not an American, You Elitist Freak."
    "I hate the it.slashdot.org color scheme."
    "I predict all of the threads in this section will sound like this:"

    *beep*

    Infinite Loop.

  23. Re:Funniest. Summary. Ever. by xp · · Score: 3, Funny

    I am curious what the candidates positions are on the Perl versus Python debate?

    The Republicans strike me as more likely to be Perl hackers, while the Democrats Pythonistas.
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  24. Shhhh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's why the Americans "liberate" countries, because the other country has better stuff. So stop taunting them. Sheesh! And if they don't liberate us, they might just move up here and talk loudly and take up two seats per person, year-round and not just during tourist season.

    To any Americans reading this: he's lying, Canada's just a cold barren place full of hicks who live in igloos and eat frozen fish. And you've already got our best people: Celine Dion and William Shatner (that's how bad we are). Yeah, that's the ticket...

    BTW, beer is a very subjective thing. You can go to just about any country and their people will swear their beer is the best. So obviously Canadian beer is best to you. Although, German and Belgian beer tend to be more loved worldwide than others.

  25. Re:I have a concern with the flag by mabu · · Score: 2, Funny

    A more apropos symbol would be a hand coming out of a $1000 suit collecting a big wad of cash from a defense contractor, pharmaceutical or healthcare corporation.

  26. Re:Funniest. Summary. Ever. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm waiting for GNAA.slashdot.org

  27. Re:Funniest. Summary. Ever. by Brandybuck · · Score: 2, Funny

    The comment was with regards to the editors, and not the posters or story submitters. Also, if you find a hint of libertarianism with the editors, it's only with regards to Free Software. In any other issue they're firmly authoritarian. They don't want regulations on Free Software, but will frequently advocate sending the 82nd Airborne Infantry into Redmond.

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  28. Re:Funniest. Summary. Ever. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    And in the vi vs. emacs debate, I feel that Republicans are pico users.

  29. Re:Funniest. Summary. Ever. by cb8100 · · Score: 2, Funny

    One day I'll get to be on the /. editorial staff...

    Then you little pinkos will rue all the off-topic and flamebait liberal posts you said were "insightful."

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  30. I picked my pollitical party by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 2, Funny

    The Pirate Party of the USA. We are like the Democratic or Republican party, only we don't lie about our motives. If we invade another country, it will be over the loot and plundering. We won't lie about WMDs, etc. Yeah it is all about the oil, after that pipeline is build, booty for all with cheaper oil! Make Saddam walk the plank into a shark infested water. :)

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  31. Well hell by sheldon · · Score: 2, Funny

    Look how well the slogan "Fair and Balanced" has worked for Fox News!

    The editors of Pravda would have been proud.

  32. Re:Funniest. Summary. Ever. by E_elven · · Score: 5, Funny

    In the case you didn't know, 'bipartisanship' in politics means that the other guys will do it your way, too.

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  33. Re:Politics on Slashdot? Never! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Strike on Iraq by CmdrTaco
    Saddam Hussein Arrested by CmdrTaco
    Major Strike on Iraq Underway by CmdrTaco

    That guy's busy...

  34. Re:I'd like to think... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh, wait, this isn't the religion section is it?

    Wrong section. You're looking for any story that mentions Microsoft or Linux.

  35. Re:Funniest. Summary. Ever. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    He's a very intelligent Bush supporter.

    I'd support an intelligent Bush too...

  36. Re: Parent isn't interesting by pudge · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yes, and I, the parent you're speaking to, am an editor. oops. :-)

  37. Suspicious by DamascusRoad · · Score: 2, Funny

    I wonder if the chosen color scheme of the topic belies a particular political slant.

  38. Re:I have a concern with the flag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I love seeing the American flag at almost any chance (being American, go figure)...

    Can't you buy one and carry it around with you or something?

  39. Re:Funniest. Summary. Ever. by mikehoskins · · Score: 2, Funny

    Slashdot Political Diversity Poll -
    What is your political party?
    Democrat
    Green
    Communist
    Somewhere Left of Communist, whatever that is
    Invoke Godwin's Law -- make it stop
    CmdrTaco

    # Don't complain about lack of options. You've got to pick a few when you do multiple choice. Those are the breaks.
    # Feel free to suggest poll ideas if you're feeling creative. I'd strongly suggest reading the past polls first.
    # This whole thing is wildly inaccurate. Rounding errors, ballot stuffers, dynamic IPs, firewalls. If you're using these numbers to do anything important, you're insane.

  40. Re:Politics on Slashdot? Never! by Devar · · Score: 5, Funny

    3314 Saddam Hussein Arrested by CmdrTaco

    Just how CmdrTaco managed to arrest Saddam Hussein I shall never know. :)

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  41. Re:Funniest. Summary. Ever. by Taladar · · Score: 2, Funny

    We talk about Religion all the time on Slashdot:

    vi vs. Emacs
    Linux vs. Windows
    Perl vs. Python
    ...

  42. Re:Funniest. Summary. Ever. by stonecypher · · Score: 5, Funny

    He's a very intelligent Bush supporter. ... married to the Easter Bunny, playing poker with Santa on the weekends.

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  43. Re:Funniest. Summary. Ever. by Master+Rux · · Score: 2, Funny

    Politics for Nerds. We need more flamewars.

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  44. Re:Politics on Slashdot? Never! by Rie+Beam · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Strike on Iraq by CmdrTaco"
    "Saddam Hussein Arrested by CmdrTaco"
    "Windows 2000 & Windows NT 4 Source Code Leaks by CmdrTaco"
    "Pledge of Allegiance Ruled Unconstitutional by michael"
    "Major Strike on Iraq Underway by CmdrTaco"

    And who says Slashdot editors are lazy?

  45. Re:Funniest. Summary. Ever. by Fjandr · · Score: 4, Funny

    In other words, Bush sold his soul to the highest bidder.

    Kerry, on the other hand, rents his out as the occasion demands.

  46. Re:Funniest. Summary. Ever. by Doobian+Coedifier · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hey, don't badmouth pico like that. Republicans are notepad.exe users.