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They Killed Ken!
kwings writes "SF Gate (via the AP) is reporting that your pal, Ken Jennings has been beaten after his 75th(!) game. I fully expect Mr. Trebek to hold a wake, or to keep calling the champion 'Ken' for the rest of the season. :) Since they're only up to airing game 41, it will be an interesting few months (or 34 shows)."
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"I'll take 'The Rapists for 500, Trebek!"
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in all seriousness, i think his run has been great...obviously it's helped jeopardy's ratings...heck, jeopardy has even made it onto my TIVO season pass list, so i can follow the exploits of Ken Jennigs each day...
"Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true." - Homer Simpson
If God/Fate/Time/Karma/CoyboyNeal has a sense of humor, it's someone named 'Barbie'.
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He didn't really lose - they just brought in someone from overseas who agreed to win less money. :-)
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It should be noted that during the taping of this episode, Jennings said "Mr. Trebek, I don't believe my buzzer is working correctly."
Anakin is Darth Vader!
And they surf lava! It's like Teenage Mutant Ninja Jedi or something
I've just signed legislation that'll outlaw Russia forever. We'll begin bombing in five minutes.
You mean those aren't real people in the audience?
Jaysyn
There is a war going on for your mind.
Why not just start posting all the endings for upcoming movies?
Main character stops bomb from exploding WITH ONLY 2 SECONDS LEFT, then takes female lead into bedroom. Start Barry Manilow music and......credits!
Done.
> Alex Trebek knows ALL of the answers
Yes, but does he know the questions?
Do daemons dream of electric sleep()?
From the episode where Cliff made it onto Jeopardy
Alex: "And the categories are, `Civil servants' `Stamps from around the world', `Mothers and sons', `Beer', `Bar trivia' and 'Celibacy'?
If it's NOT up for a "best picture" Academy Award:
;-)
The guy gets the girl, the aliens are defeated, and world is saved.
If it IS up for a "best picture" Academy Award:
The guy gets the girl, and one or both of them die. The safety of the world isn't even part of the story.
You can mail me 1/2 your movie money, or I can take paypal
Is it just my observation, or are there way too many stupid people in the world?
Oh, man. I'm definitely not going to see Fahrenheit 9/11 now...
Actually the front page of cnn.com says "Is Ken Jennings' 'Jeopardy!' run over?"
It doesn't say that it is, and on which game.
Whoever modded my original post redudnant can eat a bag of cocks. Of course it was redundant, Michael and the other editors need to have it drilled into their heads that this was an enormous fuckup for those of us who decided to start watching Jeopardy for the streak.
That's right, Ken--You lost. And let me tell you what you didn't win: a twenty colume set of the Encyclopedia International, a case of Turtle Wax, and a yeard's supply of Rice-A-Roni, the San Francisco Treat. But that's not all. You also made yourself look like a jerk in front of millions of people. You brought shame and disgrace to your family name for generations to come. You don't get to come back tomorrow. You don't even get a lousy copy of our home game. You're a complete loser!
...and that's all there is to it.
Oh, they'll figure out who did it. It just might take them a while, since when they're interrogating suspects they can only ask questions in the form of an answer.
Interrogator: This man leaked the ending of the Ken Jennings winning streak.
Suspect: It wasn't me!
Interrogator: *sigh* For the last time, it's "Who is "not me?""
Hey freaks: now you're ju
This is the final Jeopardy question that ended Ken's streak.
Topic: Life, the Universe, and Everything
Answer: 42
Unfortunatly a freak power outtage stopped the answer from being displayed once they gave their answers but afterwards an odd robot came out and told everyone that they were all simpletons and they along with the show were incredibly dreary and pointless and they all got the question wrong anyway but it didn't really matter because Life, the Universe, and Everything don't matter. The robot then talked to Mr. Jennings for a couple minutes after which Mr. Jennings announced in a depressed sounding voice that he didn't really see any point in going on so he was retiring from the show. A spacecraft then landed and an alien then came out and called Mr. Jennings a nerd then flew away.
Well there ya have it, the end of Ken Jenning's streak.
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