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DirecTV Plans 1500 HiDef Channels by End of 2007
doormat writes "DirecTV plans on launching four Ka-band satellites by 2007. This means local HiDef channels over satellite for the biggest markets by the end of 2005, with room for 500 HD channels. Plus 1000 more HD local channels and 150 national HD channels by the end of 2007. Thats a total bandwidth of 34Gbit/s, which is about 10 times the bandwidth they currently have in the Ku band (the band they use now for direct-to-home TV service). The bandwidth crunch for satellite providers is over, and the Ka band is the answer."
Oh no. My radar detector is going to catch fire.
I shudder to think how they're going to fill 1500 channels.
The Survivor Channel. The Paris Hilton Sex Tape Channel. The Dixon-Ticonderoga #2 Pencil Channel. The Slashdot Channel.
Etc, etc...
My mom already thinks her digital cable is like a time machine, because nearly everything she's ever watched is still on.
With 1700 channels, everything that was ever shown on TV could be rebroadcast on a regular basis-- there could even be multiple Love Boat channels, a channel for each Star Trek season, one for the good Star Trek movies, and one for the bad...
so people can quote me in the future as an example of how misguided our thinking was in the past.
34 Gbps should be enough for anyone.
deus does not exist but if he does
Do we have to say it? 1500 channels and nothing on.
If it's not one thing it's your mother.
"1500 channels sounds good, but what are they going to do for content?"
The Star Trek Channel, the A Team Channel, the Quantum Leap Channel, the Will and Grace Channel, the Cowboy Neal Channel....
"Derp de derp."