Cleansing Hardware Of Dead Pig Odors?

Chagatai writes "My company is one of America's largest beef and pork producers. Recently I took a trip to see a new computer room that had been built at one of our abbatoirs. While the new environment is nice and sanitary, the old computer room had air intakes that were adjacent to the rendering portion of the plant, and everything smells in an almost unholy way. Management is curious if there are any cleaning agents or means of deodorizing this equipment before moving it into the nice, new office. The only products I could find would clean the outside of the hardware, but the internals would still possess the lovely aroma of boiled dead pig parts. Of course, this is a race against time, as I am sure someone will inevitably squirt Pine-Sol into the system to try to make things better. Does anyone have any recommendations to remove the effluvium of post-mortem porcine matter from our machines?"

Comments

Use Clean Water.

[bombadillo]

How about the big Pig industries help clean up the pollution they have caused to our environment. Then we can help you clean the smell out of your hardware.

they deserve to live with the smell

[vistic]

for supporting animal abuse, i hope they live with the smell as a constant reminder of the reality that the food is a rotting animal.

Re:To suggest this is almost criminally stupid

[antirename]

I thought that was the whole point... what could be funnier than selling a muslim a computer that stinks of dead SWINE?

The Name For This Is: KARMA

[Anonymous Coward]

I'm a vegetarian and find it funny that you have stinky computers that are the result of your violent business. I would consider this a case of karma. Every cause has an effect and so you must smell the stench of dead pig for being in the business of killing them.

Port 138

Re:Not pigs, but cigarettes

[JWSmythe]

MCSE's will always have more work to do than Linux people.

Imagine 5 guys doing windows updates on 1000 WinNT/Win2k machines. (point, click, reboot, repeat)

Add 100 domains to IIS, and fix the problems. That'll keep 'em busy for a while.

A single Linux guy would write a scripted solution, and take the rest of the week to read Slashdot and visit the local pub. :)

Of course, bosses see this, and get upset. Why do the Windows guys work more? They usually don't comprehend it's because us Linux guys can make our lives easier on ourselves. If it takes longer to do something that to write a script to do it automatically, we'll script it, and not worry about it again. :)