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RMS On How To Fight Software Patents

rimberg writes "Richard M. Stallman has a article on NewsForge talking about ways to fight software patents. It mentions the Public Patent Foundation (and why it's a good idea), but argues that fighting patents one by one will never eliminate the danger of software patents, any more than swatting mosquitoes will eliminate malaria." (Newsforge, like Slashdot, is part of OSTG.)

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  1. I agree with the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Even though I haven't read it.

  2. Da Bomb. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    "but argues that fighting patents one by one will never eliminate the danger of software patents"

    May I helpfully suggest tactical nukes?

    1. Re:Da Bomb. by irokitt · · Score: 3, Funny

      Do you mean Gnukes?

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      If my answers frighten you, stop asking scary questions.
  3. Masquitoes by panth0r · · Score: 3, Funny

    That's what I've been telling everybody, you have to put all the masquitoes in a jar and then through that giant jar in a fire.

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    I like suggestions, but I don't like contributing towards them.
  4. Obscure Gauntlet video-game reference by deputydink · · Score: 3, Funny
    To make a part of the castle safe, you've got to do more than kill the monsters as they appear -- you have to wipe out the generator that produces them.



    LOL... See, this is the kind of weird shit that stallman says that makes people outside the tech industry go:
    "What the fuck is that guy talking about?".

    1. Re:Obscure Gauntlet video-game reference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      problems
      yours
      wird
      fare
      taless

      Aieeee! My spell-o-meter asplode!

  5. Geek Analogy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    To make a part of the castle safe, you've got to do more than kill the monsters as they appear -- you have to wipe out the generator that produces them.

    But you'd get a lot more experience points if you leave the generator running and ambush the monsters one-by-one as they emerge.

    And this Stallman guy thinks he's a geek. Sheesh!

  6. Re:in case it gets slashdotted by Bombcar · · Score: 2, Funny

    You bastard! Copying copyrighted works into Slashdot! Have you no shame! Look it says:

    Copyright 2004 Richard Stallman.

    Fool.

    Hmmm.... wait..... Verbatim copying and distribution of this entire article are permitted worldwide without royalty in any medium provided this notice is preserved.

    Uh, hmm..... er.... cannot comprehend this use of copyright...

    [corporate head explodes]

  7. Re:Once Again by Arial+Sharon,+10pt. · · Score: 0, Funny

    That's funnier than the time I flew some planes into some buidings.

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    Am I dead yet?
  8. Re:Ask the USPTO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
    If you want to stop software patents, you need to lay off the examiners

    I do not think it means what you think it means. :)

  9. Video game comparisons ? by CliffEmAll · · Score: 3, Funny
    You cannot expect to defeat every patent that comes at you, any more than you can expect to kill every monster in a video game

    Perhaps I should send this guy a screenshot of a Versalife bathroom ( Deus Ex ) filled with bodies of every killable NPC in the Chinese area. I should really apply this attitude to my current Icewind Dale II game. Those damn shopkeepers and town guards just wanted to cheat me anyway!

  10. Was anyone else confused when they saw "RMS"? by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 3, Funny
    Everyone knows that it is Windows Rights Managment Services Right? ;-)

    RMS will have to trademark those three letters soon, or cede their use to his favorite software giant.

    Any tin-foil hatters out there want to say that MSFT chose those three letters on purpose?

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    This issue is a bit more complicated than you think.
  11. Re:It's very easy, actually. by autophile · · Score: 2, Funny
    Just make sure your legislator aren't bought by big croporations in the first place.

    Craporations?
    Copro-ations?
    Crop-rotations?
    Crap-of-nations?

    Score -1, misspelling and (bonus!) grammar error.
    Score +1, but the mispelling is so funny.

    --Rob

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    Towards the Singularity.
  12. Re:in case it gets slashdotted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Yes, everyone knows the European Transvestite Parliament is actually in Transylvania.

  13. Re:Not again... by rahard · · Score: 1, Funny
    ... professionell.

    You're a pontificating fool, promoting a propagandistic notion of the primacy of commercial values over everything else, and you can't spell.

    But, he's not a fool. He is professionell!

  14. Yea right. by OmegaBlac · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...any more than you can expect to kill every monster in a video game: sooner or later, one is going to defeat you...

    Not if I activated the god code!

  15. laws like software? by joostje · · Score: 2, Funny
    I mean, most laws I've read read like "if you do X, then the penalty is Y, unless...".

    That actually looks a lot like a software program to me, the only difference being the language it's written in.

    Now, wouldn't there be patents that describe algorithms that are actually used in the lawbooks too? That way, you could either make the lawmakers see that patenting software is like patenting lawmaking, or, if the lawmakers argue that the important thing here is the different language the laws are written in, then you could write a Law-to-C translator, that translates algorithms described in a law-like language to C (or any other computer-language).

  16. Re:I agree with the article-Deep Root. by mewphobia · · Score: 2, Funny

    RMS, I love how you always start treads as anonymous coward, and reply to them yourself so that we like you more.

    It tricked me for years but it was because i wasn't stepping into your shoes. Now I am as paranoid as you, and i can see what you're doing.

    Rock on.