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Obsessively Detailed Map Of Springfield

An anonymous reader writes "With all these stories going around about governments' abilities to pinpoint our location via various means, it's quite surprising that one group of people have avoided them for so long. That dastardly family, The Simpsons, have been hidden in Springfield for far too long. Which brings us to the following obsessively detailed map of Springfield. From Jerry Lerma and Terry Hogan: "The mapping of Springfield began in the Spring of 2001 when we realized that no adequate map of Springfield existed either online or in print.""

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  1. Even Time magazine has reported this by terriblekarmanow+tm · · Score: 3, Informative

    Who knew they were interested in that kind of stuff

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  2. old! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    this was on fark like 6 months ago.

    1. Re:old! by MoeBot · · Score: 5, Informative

      They beat Slashdot by about three months. That is, for the first time around...

  3. repeat by Bitsy+Boffin · · Score: 4, Informative

    One quick search could have prevented the repeat goodness...

    http://slashdot.org/search.pl?tid=&query=springf ie ld&author=&sort=1&op=stories

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  4. Sorry... it's a dupe. Original is better. by fname · · Score: 3, Informative

    I emailed the editors to tell 'em it was a dupe, but I guess I wass too late. The original story had better info.

  5. Re:Can you actually create one? by rokzy · · Score: 4, Informative

    well remember the town was moved when it got full of garbage so that can account for SOME of it.

  6. Re:I'm sorry. So what? by Jack9 · · Score: 3, Informative

    I would wager any criticism of the Simpsons on /. get's you troll modded regardless of post content. Feel free to test on your own.

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  7. Re:simpsons hit n run by abandonment · · Score: 2, Informative

    no it wasn't, it was created by radical entertainment here in vancouver.

    i'm sure that the licensee had input into the game's development, but creative freedom had to come in somewhere...even though it is a rip off of another game...so much so they got sued...

  8. Re:simpsons hit n run by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    My thoughts exactly. What's the challenge if all you have to do is go buy a video game and make a map from it? In fact, wasn't there a strategy guide with a map already in it?

  9. But almost the same place *does* exist! by Fallen+Andy · · Score: 3, Informative

    Minus the Simpsons, Moes, etc (but *with* the nuclear
    plant!). Springfields (or is it Spring Fields) in
    Northern England (just outside Preston). They make
    nuclear fuel rods.

    (At least they did when I visited to do some consultancy work c.a. 1986).

    Interesting place. Particularly the signs with "Danger! you are now entering a criticality evacuation area" , and the constant beep bop
    of the alarm. You're supposed to panic if it changes from beep bop to god knows what... ... and in 1986 at least it was one of the few places in England where the familiar "bobby" (policeman) carries serious fire power.

    1. Re:But almost the same place *does* exist! by jobsagoodun · · Score: 3, Informative

      I think you're thinking of Sellafield, which is north of Preston. They have funnier accidents than The Simpsons there, and pump Plutonium out into the Irish sea every now and then.

    2. Re:But almost the same place *does* exist! by Blackstealth · · Score: 2, Informative

      in 1986 at least it was one of the few places in England where the familiar "bobby" (policeman) carries serious fire power.

      The local bobby won't have been a bobby as such, but a member of the UK atomic energy authority's constabulary. As far as I'm aware they're the only police force operating on a nationwide basis where all the officers are armed.

  10. Re:Why bother when... by strider44 · · Score: 2, Informative

    In the stonecutters episode, for example, their house was next to the furthest car-parking space in the power plant carpark. I was wondering about that as I was clicking the link - I was bitterly disappointed!

  11. Re:oh look, Google! by gmajor · · Score: 3, Informative

    That would be the Springfield Googolplex cinema, which existed well before Google.com :-)

    It's scary that I knew that.

  12. After 1/2 an hour searching by nounderscores · · Score: 2, Informative

    It's a tiny beige square downtown, between Springfield Junior High and King Toots on Walnut Street.

  13. Re:missing address by nounderscores · · Score: 5, Informative

    123 fake street is on the waterfront between Bart's Demolished Factory and Fake Vomit Inc, off Industrial Way.

  14. Re:1...2...3... GTA Springfield! Hit and what? by smallguy78 · · Score: 2, Informative

    There's a de_simpsons map for counter-strike which is a pretty good likeness, including Moe's and the school

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  15. Re:State? YES by badasscat · · Score: 2, Informative

    That's what I was wondering. There are several episodes where they refer to the state, and even almost say the state name.

    They don't only "almost" say it - in episode 248 they do say it. It's Kentucky.

    In another episode there's a line about something being "south of the border", and Bart says "you mean Tennessee?" Which also supports the Kentucky answer - not that it needed to be, as again, it's specifically said in episode 248. But some people believe that episode to be entirely apocryphal - certainly some of it is (I mean the Simpsons are obviously not really a live-action, real-life family as the episode would have you believe), but it's just as obvious that some of it isn't. They did leave that opening for interpretation, but Kentucky is supported in other episodes.

    There are definitely still other episodes that contradict this in various ways (Homer's driver's license lists his state abbreviation as "NT" in one episode, for example), but given that they actually say it in one episode, and support it in at least one other episode, I'm going to believe it really is supposed to be Kentucky.

    There is a Shelbyville about 20 mi. north of Springfield in real-life Kentucky too, btw, which is more supporting evidence. So either the writers noticed this after the fact and finally settled on Kentucky as the series wore on, or it was the plan all along.

  16. Is it missing some color... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    in the bottom right corner of the map sections? The water isnt light blue when not mouse-overed.

  17. Re:Just tell me...where's Moe's by pdjohe · · Score: 4, Informative

    I just spent a half an hour trying to find Moe's...

    For those interested, it's in between 'Springfild Town Hall' and 'Springfild Junior High School'. :)

  18. Re:State? YES by wertarbyte · · Score: 5, Informative
    They don't only "almost" say it - in episode 248 they do say it. It's Kentucky.

    No, they don't. They tell you where the actors playing "The Simpsons" live, but not where the show takes place. Let's see what SNPP has to say about it:

    In the first airing of [BABF19], "Behind The Laughter", the narrator gave Springfield's location as Northern Kentucky. For the second and later airings, this changed to Southern Missouri. Neither of these are admissible locations for Springfield, for the many reasons listed later in this document.

    What's the explanation? This episode is not canon. It portrays the show not as a cartoon created by Matt Groening, but as a live-action sitcom originally written by Homer and starring his own family. None of what happens is part of the main Simpsons continuity... just like any Halloween Special.

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  19. Re:Dear Slashdot editors: It's really fucking simp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    4. Now, with those words you've remembered (or written down) from step 1, go into the text box in the middle of that www.google.com webpage. Type in the following:
    Slashdot Keyword1 Keyword2 Keyword3


    Shouldn't that be "site:slashdot.org" ?

    Like Keyword1 Keyword2 Keyword3 site:slashdot.org

    or springfield site:slashdot.org

  20. Re:As a service to our readers by darkmeridian · · Score: 4, Informative

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  21. Re:This ROCKS. by beowulfcluster · · Score: 2, Informative

    The map has the Matlock expressway as a not completed road connecting Pressboard estates to the Michael Jackson.

  22. Re:but business hammocks? by baggachipz · · Score: 2, Informative

    The Hammock District was part of Cypress Creek, not Springfield.

    -1 to your nerd points.

  23. Re:simpsons hit n run by admiral2001 · · Score: 2, Informative

    > even though it is a rip off of another game...so much so they got sued...

    Just a quick fact check, I believe that they were not sued over Hit'N'Run, but "Simpsons's Road Rage".
    I'm sure if Hit'N'Run was also sued, someone will point out my mistake, but Road Rage was definitely sued.

  24. Does nobody have a PS2? by Teechur007 · · Score: 3, Informative

    The PS2 has 2 games now that are fairly detailed: "Crash & Burn" and "Hit & Run." While the maps are not the most accurate, perhaps, they are still immense in their scope and accuracy of detail. (at least in terms of buildings that have been featured in the show).

  25. Re:MMORPG? by DrEldarion · · Score: 3, Informative

    They already have a GTA-like Simpsons game - Hit and Run. Supposedly the Springfield in the game was completely accurate.

  26. REPOST by gabec · · Score: 5, Informative

    Anyone remember the last time we posted this link? :P http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=04/05/27/121423 1

  27. Re:MMORPG? by Dr.+Mojura · · Score: 4, Informative

    There is a great Simpsons map for Wolfenstein ET. It's not as complete or as detailed as the map here, but it's still pretty cool to be running around through the Simpson house, armed to the teeth!

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  28. Re:This ROCKS. by The+G+Man · · Score: 2, Informative

    The Matlock Expressway was a way for Sideshow Bob to, in his quest to become mayor, get the elderly vote and to evict the Simpsons from their house. As you can see on the map, it was completed up till the point just before the house, and apparently never completed.

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  29. Re:MMORPG? by ricotest · · Score: 2, Informative

    Hardly. Each 'level', of which there about three main ones, is just a loop of road with some side roads/shortcuts and houses around them. Unless Springfield is a collection of three loops of road unconnected in any way, the Springfield in that game was not accurate.