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Microsoft To Share Office Source Code
I_Love_Pocky! writes "According to this article, Microsoft is going to give its source code for Office 2003 to more than 30 different world governments. The purpose? So they can inspect the code for security flaws."
I didn't realize there was even one world government. I have no idea how they could manage 30 with overlapping jurisdictions... ;)
Will the real world governement please stand up!
What a rotten party, have we run out of beer or something?
Maybe Rob could build this into the core of /. as a spell checker.
Because then we too can have the benefit of a world class spell checker
"30 different world governements"
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Programmers in 30 countries all seem overcome by fits of laughter.
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1. We give source code for Office 2003 to more than 30 world governments.
2. They show their brightest computer programmers this code.
3. Trying to comprehend the source (written in typical Microsoft Quality) the programmers' heads implode, causing death within 2 hours.
4. With all the programming talent taken care of, we get all the world governments to outsource their internal I.T. operations to us.
5. We take over the world!
Murray Todd Williams
Then I wonder how long after that happens that M.S. starts whining like a baby and takes all the code away from everyone.
"Don't sweat the petty stuff and don't pet the sweaty stuff." -- by an Unknown Wise man.
Checking the code will waste taxpayer money.
It's only to going 30 governments.
It's so complicated they'll be afraid to change anything.
It's so complicated they'll be unable to understand it.
OpenOffice has been giving their code away forever.
This won't include all the code.
They won't release any of the code.
This is just a ploy to get these governments to switch to MS products.
MS is getting the governments to bug check their code for free!
Just wait for it to get to Los Alimos, it will dissapear from them quickley enough...
UPS Sucks
>> explain that their WC++ might not always produce
Wisual C++? Great for Russia but what about everyone else?
If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land,
it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy. -James Madison
Here in the UK, WC used to stand for "Water Closet", also known as the toilet.
Are you saying that their compiler is 1 better than a crapper?
No, one better than a crapper after you've used it. ;-)
> Yeah, great joke... other than that you're stupid and obviously unaware that there is no 'w' sound in Russian.
Then vere do you keep your nuclear wessels ?
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My bills are what? Oh, you're now Bills. Looks like you've already read the microsoft source code and your brain is collapsing.
More like an object-oriented toilet.
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