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No Half-Life 2 on Steam?

Karl the Pagan writes "Following on the heels of a previous Steam-related story, Vivendi Universal may block Half-Life 2 distribution via Steam. Additional motions can be filed until November 18th, but since Sierra/VU have final QA approval on the HL2 gold is it possible they could delay the game until after the court decides on these motions?"

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  1. Coming Soon by fresh27 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Half Life 2 - September 30, 2005

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    1. Re:Coming Soon by eln · · Score: 4, Funny

      I admire your optimism.

  2. it's possible they might delay the release.. by peculiarmethod · · Score: 4, Funny

    but if they do delay it, here's the upside.. the first motion may take a month to process, but the next motion will only be 2 weeks, then 1 week on the third, and so on.. it's only a matter of time.

    heh

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  3. Ok what about by Man+in+Spandex · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ok since Half Life 2 seems to be soon enough (sooner than last year anyway!), how about Team Fortress 2! Only vapoware more vaporish than that is DNF.

  4. Release Date by nitetrain3000 · · Score: 4, Funny

    They might as well describe the Half-Life 2 release delays in terms of uranium 238s half-life.

    1. Re:Release Date by Hockney+Twang · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ok, HL2 has been delayed 3.730229782154581e-11 half-lives of U-238. Unless I'm horribly mistaken.

  5. Duke Nukem is happy by MagicDude · · Score: 5, Funny

    Somewhere, Duke Nukem is cheering, now that he's no longer the standard of perpetually pushed back release dates.

    1. Re:Duke Nukem is happy by dougmc · · Score: 4, Funny
      Somewhere, Duke Nukem is cheering, now that he's no longer the standard of perpetually pushed back release dates.
      You think that HL2's delays have come anywhere close to Duke Nukem Forever's delays? Duke Nukem Forever was supposed to be shipped in 1997! (I'm not even talking when it was announced -- I'm talking release date!)

      Even Half Life (the original) came out *after that* in 1998!

      Sorry, but DNF is still king. Shake it, baby!

    2. Re:Duke Nukem is happy by WolfWithoutAClause · · Score: 3, Funny
      DNF is the acronym used in motor racing for Did Not Finish. That and having the word 'Forever' in the title pretty much tells you what's happening there doesn't it? :-)

      OTOH, I think HL2 is actually going to ship within the next month.

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    3. Re:Duke Nukem is happy by balthan · · Score: 4, Funny

      duke nukem hasn't had a 'date' in what, 6 years?

      That still beats most /. readers...

  6. Preloading by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    This is a nice gesture to all those dial-up users who spent weeks doing the HL2 preloads..

  7. Geez. by Sevn · · Score: 4, Funny

    It probably would have taken less development time if they'd used coal or oil.

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  8. Re:ATI bundle? by Tim+Browse · · Score: 4, Funny
    What will this mean for people who got the voucher with their ATI card?

    Shit! You mean some of those guys are still alive?!

  9. Re:Steam is handy, I think by dj42 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I don't play on LANs nor do I go to Quakcon. I play at home, on my PC. I don't care if it activates, I'm online all the time anyway. And I don't care about Valve having my credit card number, anymore than I care about sending it to ebgames.com.

    Just think of all the script-kiddy wanna-be "hackers" that directed attention at HL2 when it was delayed. Can you really blame them for having their MS software exploited? That's like hanging a piece of steak from your crotch and running into a dog kennel with the cages open.

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  10. Who gives a rat's ass? by Telastyn · · Score: 4, Funny

    At this point, I doubt many people care how Half Life 2 gets to them, just so long as it actually arrives.

    I personally recommend a few hundred rar files (and one or two with checksum errors of course) on a few hundred floppies.

  11. Don't tell SCO... by Kaenneth · · Score: 5, Funny

    Don't tell SCO, but I suspect some lines of Halflife 2 code may match theirs.

    I saw an endif and a return near each other in the leaked version.

  12. Release Schedule by mj2k · · Score: 4, Funny

    The latest release schedule....
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    Doom V

    Duke Nukem Forever

    Half Life 2

  13. Re:why Steam? by arose · · Score: 3, Funny
    why would ANYONE use it?
    Valve fans don't want baby Gordon to cry.
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  14. Valve's woes are punishment from God... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... for not doing a Mac port.

    Yes, God is a Mac Gamer. And He is pissed.

    1. Re:Valve's woes are punishment from God... by Shazow · · Score: 3, Funny

      "God is a Mac Gamer"

      Another phrase that would make Him disappear in a puff of logic. ;-)

      - shazow

  15. Re:Worth the wait. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny
    The amount of variables you can use to kill enemies will be an important part of the game.
    Shit, you can kill things with variables? You mean like a foo-launcher? The first one did have a crow-bar...
    Maybe I'll check it out.
  16. Vivendi Universal by Zenmonkeycat · · Score: 5, Funny

    We know that Valve must be in the wrong here. After all, Vivendi has a long history of keeping the developer's/creative's best interests in mind. Anyone remember Vivendi's excellent (and forward-thinking) handling of mp3.com? (VU sold the domain, but not the music itself, to CNet, presumably for One Hundred Billion Dollars, as well as some sexual favors and two FREE Igia nail clippers.)

    I mean, who wanted all those free MP3s anyway? Most of them were made by artists who would never sell albums anyway! VU was actually being polite, by helping those musicians who never would have 'made it' to get a real job, like making the Fajita Sandwich Wrap Melts that Vivendi executives get at Wendys.

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  17. That is Nihilism by The+MESMERIC · · Score: 2, Funny
  18. Re:Worth the wait. by dumdeedum · · Score: 2, Funny
    Shit, you can kill things with variables? You mean like a foo-launcher? The first one did have a crow-bar...
    Maybe I'll check it out.
    Hitting you with $i over and over and over and over and over...
  19. Re:Wrong Re:Wrong Re:Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    It would, however, go over well with the accountants.