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Will Google Launch A Browser?

ServeYourWorld writes "The New York Post is reporting that 'Based on the half-dozen hires in recent weeks, Google appears to be planning to launch its own Web browser and other software products to challenge Microsoft.' I took a guess and did a whois search for Gbrowser.com and indeed Google Inc. is listed as the registrar."

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  1. Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by heptapod · · Score: 5, Funny

    But will the download be invite only?

    1. Re:Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      It will be nothing like the gspot.

    2. Re:Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by TykeClone · · Score: 5, Funny
      All the other browsers combined are less than 5%. That included Opera, Konqueror, Lynx, and other oddities and unknowns.

      You'd consider Lynx a modern browser?

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    3. Re:Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by russellh · · Score: 4, Funny
      You know, if everyone just stuck with the standards, this would be a non-issue.

      If I had a mod point for everytime someone said that...

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    4. Re:Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by devilspgd · · Score: 4, Funny

      The nice thing about standards, there is enough for everybody to have their own.

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    5. Re:Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by maxwell+demon · · Score: 4, Funny
      Perhaps they'll release a *BSD based *OS* for X86, with a KILLER search engine feature...
      ... and the Google Browser as integrated part?

      To configure your printer, you'd go to the URL device:printer/printername/ and if you don't know which printer queue goes to your Canon, you just search for "Queue Printer Canon" and press "I feel lucky".
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  2. Of course... by AngryParsley · · Score: 5, Funny

    The NY Post is never wrong.

  3. It gets even better by Frac · · Score: 4, Funny

    Check out GOS.com.

    Google is launching a new OS based on Gloucestershire health clubs! Come on now, not even MS or Apple has thought of that one. [grins]

  4. GBrowser by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I hear it's being developed in space.

    1. Re:GBrowser by Patik · · Score: 4, Funny
      I hear it's being developed in space.
      I didn't think anyone could hear in space.
  5. Nope by DanThe1Man · · Score: 5, Funny
    The company (Google) also hired four people who worked on Microsoft's Web browser...


    Woooh! I think not.

  6. Gindows by usefool · · Score: 5, Funny

    At this rate, we'll see gindow.com registered by google.com in no time.

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    1. Re:Gindows by momerath2003 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah, but then they'd have to rename it to gin-dash.

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  7. 'Will Google Launch A Browser?' by GillBates0 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Short answer: No.
    Long answer : Yes.

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  8. Web-based web-browser by giminy · · Score: 5, Funny

    I took a guess and did a whois search for Gbrowser.com and indeed Google Inc. is listed as the registrar.

    I suspect that they will begin offering a web-based web-browsing solution (like gmail, but for HTTP) with roughly a gigabyte of bandwidth usage per day. This will no doubt be great competition for the other web-based web browsers, like ...
    Er, wait a second...

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  9. Will it use pigeons to display web content? by ARRRLovin · · Score: 4, Funny

    That would be awesome, but incredibly messy.

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  10. The power of G baby by savagedome · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, it certainly seems like Google is taking over everything that's G. Yes. You read that right. Eventually, everything that starts with the letter 'G' (or 'g') would be owned by Google.

    As other fellow /.ers have already suggested in previous posts and including the article, some of the ideas include gbrowser, gos, gthis, gthat, ginternet and gindows amongst others. Well, it all sounds fine and dandy. Now I just hope they will leave the gspot out of their jurisdiction.

    Can't find the damn thing anyway.

  11. Re:Open Source? by American+AC+in+Paris · · Score: 5, Funny
    Can google compete with open-source options like mozilla and opera?

    Yes.

    ("English for Geeks" Tip of the Day: To obtain verbose output, include the keyword how at the beginning of your query.)

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  12. Re:Rich web apps by k4_pacific · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, with the recent explosion of web based applications like Gmail, it was only a matter of time before someone developed the web-based browser.

    You won't need to keep a browser installed on your PC anymore. Wherver you are, you can just log on to http://browser.google.com with, um, oh wait...

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  13. Re:Just part of the OS... by halivar · · Score: 5, Funny

    Google also owns the domains "GOS.com" "Gporn.com" "Goffice" and "Gword"

    I think it's safe to say they've got big plans.


    Little do you know, the G in GNU really stands for "Google's New Unix". They also own Gimp, Gnome, GTK, and Gator. That last one was just an insidious plot to create demand for their new pop-up blocking toolbar. Smart cookies, they are...

  14. Sure Google's competing with Microsoft... by Symbiosis · · Score: 5, Funny

    but what about poor GNOME? We're going to run out of g-based application names! Time to develop a new g-based naming system that expands the address space...

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  15. Re:My guess... by cortana · · Score: 4, Funny

    > Similarly, this is why (thank goodness) ActiveX
    > never caught on save for a few custom corporate apps.

    Not to mention millions of spyware products. :)

  16. Google browser? Too awkward. They should... by truth_revealed · · Score: 5, Funny

    call it the "Growser".
    I can already see how it will revolutionize the english language:

    Joe: "Hey Hank, did you growse that info?"
    Hank: "Yeah, my growser growsed it up real good."
    Joe: "That's some mighty fine growsing, Hank."

    1. Re:Google browser? Too awkward. They should... by aka.Daniel'Z · · Score: 4, Funny

      Better yet:

      - I used my growser to google for that info and gmail it to my friend.

    2. Re:Google browser? Too awkward. They should... by Vireo · · Score: 5, Funny

      Growser? I think I'd prefer Broogle.

    3. Re:Google browser? Too awkward. They should... by CrazyDuke · · Score: 5, Funny

      Other possible projects:

      Gstring - an advanced C++ library that not only includes an inovative version of the string datatype, but has lightning fast, built in parsing and search commands.

      Gspot - a new and less expensive alternative to Starbucks coffee shops.

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    4. Re:Google browser? Too awkward. They should... by DeBaas · · Score: 5, Funny

      Gspot - a new and less expensive alternative to Starbucks coffee shops.

      Trouble is, you can never find it

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    5. Re:Google browser? Too awkward. They should... by MADCOWbeserk · · Score: 4, Funny

      Trouble is, you can never find it

      Try asking the guy in the canoe in front of that bush over there.

  17. Re:Let me guess: by Bingo+Foo · · Score: 5, Funny
    I dunno. If Google does come out with a new browser, it would half to offer something that I Just Can't Live Without

    A grammar checker for text input boxes is something you might not want to live without.

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  18. Re:Let me guess: by p4ul13 · · Score: 5, Funny
    I simply half to halve a talk with ur teechers. They failed it.

    Sincerely;
    -Grammar Nutsie

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  19. Konqueror already does this. by user317 · · Score: 4, Funny

    like the subject says Konqueror can already check the spelling but not the grammer to good

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  20. Re:Let me guess: by UnrefinedLayman · · Score: 5, Funny

    "A grammar checker for text input boxes is something you might not want to live without."

    A grammar checker for text input boxes is something without which you might not want to live.

    I mean, if pedantry's your thing or anything.

  21. Re:Let me guess: by Bingo+Foo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Young man, this is the sort of insolence up with which I will not put!

    -W. Churchill (apocryphally)

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  22. tit for tat by Johnny+Mnemonic · · Score: 4, Funny


    Isn't it more likely that Google is developing a browser as a defensive tactice? Something like this:

    ring, ring

    Sergey: Hello?

    Gates: Hello, Google. This is Bill Gates! We're going to release a search engine built right into IE, which is built right into Windows! Ha ha! You guys are pwned! Who's going to bother to load up Google now, when you can just click the shiny search button in our browser (plus Google no longer renders right)

    Sergey: That's funny. We're going to release a browser, with our search built right in. Think people would rather use MSN or Google for search? Do you think their search choice would guide their browser choice, or vice versa? And oh yeah, it doesn't work with streaming WMP. Who knew?

    Gates:...

    Sergey: And what happens to your dreams of internet domination when folks switch to our browser en masse, cause oh yeah, btw, it doesn't have security issues like IE?

    Gates:...well we didn't really want to do search...

    Sergey: Well! We didn't really want to develop and support a browser!

    All: It seems like we've come to an agreement then!

    Sergey: Have I mentioned Goffice? Online word processing, search all your documents by content, 1GB of guaranteed storage...

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