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iMac G5 Porn Roundup

boredMDer writes "Apparently someone who has already recieved their iMac G5 has decided to take it apart. Stupid if only for the fact that he's just voided his warranty." pjcreath writes "Apple has posted official pages listing the components that are 'easy' to install (including the LCD!) and describing how to troubleshoot hardware problems using diagnostic LEDs inside the case. For the very curious, you can download the high-resolution TIFF (10MB) of the iMac's innards from Apple."

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  1. Didn't void the warranty by halo1982 · · Score: 5, Informative

    This isn't an old iMac. Apple designed this one so that your grandmother could open it and replace its parts. This didn't void the warranty. It has quite an interesting inside. I like how they focused on the inside design as well (i.e. G5 heatsink that no one will ever see but still looks cool) as the outside.

    1. Re:Didn't void the warranty by Necro+Spork · · Score: 5, Funny

      But I did void the warranty on this iMac. The plants are happy and you can see the blueberry glow from a good distance! The old iMacs like this one seem much harder to gut.
      http://www2.hawaii.edu/~brandsbe/iPot.jpg

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    2. Re:Didn't void the warranty by Tanlis · · Score: 5, Informative

      Actually he did void the warranty. There are brass colored screws for all the pieces that can be taken off by users. Remove any of the others and your warranty is gone.

    3. Re:Didn't void the warranty by jcr · · Score: 5, Informative

      Apple's finally catching up to the NeXTStation with this machine. Disassembling a NeXT slab required removing a total of four screws: one to hold the case closed, one for the disk drive bracket, one for the floppy drive, and one for the power supply.

      -jcr

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    4. Re:Didn't void the warranty by Slurms · · Score: 5, Insightful

      While reading the parent and your reply I reflected that we have had similar sorts of problems with 100 or so Dell and Gateway laptops that we have at work over the past 2 years.

      Then it occurred to me that the Dells and Gateways are so anonymous and forgetable that people really don't seem to remember the problems.

      The Apple laptops tend to be memorable and more interesting. So I wonder if it is jut that people remember their problems more readily than they do when they have similar sorts of problems with more generic computers?

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    5. Re:Didn't void the warranty by Squishy+Eyeball+Jeff · · Score: 5, Funny
      On a serious note: yeah, Apple isn't the holy grail, but so what. They are the best at what they do.

      Amen to that, brother -- Apple is indeed the best at making Apple computers.

  2. The Monitor is for the new iMac! by rogerborn · · Score: 5, Informative


    Actually, he didn't void his warrantee by doing this. The new G5 iMac is extremely easy for customer troubleshooting, upgrading and generally messing around inside the thing. This is way better than even the big G5 PowerMacs.

    Regards
    Roger Born
    writing.borngraphics.com
    "These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others."

    1. Re:The Monitor is for the new iMac! by Epistax · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm surprised he needed a screwdriver. I thought those things would open on the user's sense of elitism alone.

  3. Re:AAAaaAAArgh... by TheBurningDog · · Score: 5, Funny

    The problem is that 95% of /. users won't be able to tell the difference anyway. And just like real porn... lusting over a mac will leave you alone and feeling ashamed afterward.

  4. Coral cache link by p0 · · Score: 5, Informative


    Save the guy's website! Use this coral cache link instead

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  5. mirror of images by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative
  6. Re:Coral CDN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Technically, Akamai has more bandwidth than Jesus. I know Apple uses them for their movie trailer site; they probably use them for everything else too.

  7. Re:For those not using Macs... by Phroggy · · Score: 5, Informative

    and for those not using windows and winzip?

    StuffIt Expander is available for Linux/x86, Solaris/Sparc and Solaris/x86.

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    $x='S24;r)>63/* h@<5+oZ)32"5cz';$me='phroggy'x$];
    $x=~y+ -xz+\0-Tx+;print$_^chop$me for split'',$x;
  8. Taking apart by philoticjane · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I took apart a 20" iMac G5 today. It took 45 minutes to take it 100% apart (well, at least 100% as far as under warranty replacement parts are concerned) and put it back together.

    Easy as pie, as long as you don't strip the screws like an idiot.

    Plus, the midplane isn't very heavy or awkward at all, I'm not a burly geek girl, and I could handle it all by me onesy.

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  9. Haiku Porn by andy55 · · Score: 5, Funny


    "They say porn!", I shout.
    Only circuit boards I see.
    But wait, slot loading?

  10. Re:For those not using Macs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    The point of hqx isn't compression.

    hqx does two things. First, it allows the resource fork of a file to be transported along with the data fork (remember that all Mac files can potentially appear as two files to the file system). Second, it then allows for the resulting mess to be sent over systems that can only handle the low 7-bits of a byte.

    Think of it as a way to uuencode two files into one.

    I'm so happy I'm using Linux today.

  11. Forget diagnostics...Apple to the Rescue! by flaneur · · Score: 5, Funny

    LED diagnostics? That's way too complicated...

    I think THIS Apple tech note is much more helpful.

    Thanks for the tip!

  12. Cruel? by Pan+T.+Hose · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Putting the word "Porn" in the headline when no actual pr0n is involved is just CRUEL.

    This is not only cruel but also quite dangerous as it has just caused Slashdot to be firewalled here in my lab. Not that it would be a bad idea productivity-wise... Maybe whitelisting it wasn't so good idea after all.

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  13. Messianic Connectivity by Farley+Mullet · · Score: 5, Funny
    [Apple's] got more bandwidth than Jesus.

    Unlike Xerox, GE, IBM, Ford Motors, Halliburton (what the fuck?) and, yes, Apple, Jesus doesn't have a Class A NetBlock. Plus, alongside seemingly half of the Fortune 500, Apple has it's backend provided by Akamai, and frankly, that sort of setup wouldn't ever need resurrection, because it'd never go down.

    However, Jesus does have the edge in RFC 2629: Delivery of Packets via Archangel and Shepherd.

  14. Photo of the 20 inch version here. by Amiga+Lover · · Score: 5, Informative

    I've seen many photos of the 17" iMac, from Apple's own documentation (the 10MB tiff) to some other disassemblies, but This spymac image is a picture of the insides of the 20" version.

    The fans are laid out differently, the HD and inverter in a slightly different position, and looks like there would be room for a dual CPU if apple were so inclined.

  15. Re:Geforce FX 5200 Ultra? by cgadd · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I wasn't trolling, just very suprised that a machine that looks like it's intended to be fairly high-end would use a very weak video processor....

    The Geforce FX 5200 processors, while supporting the latest features, are slower than the previous generation Geforce Ti4200. Lots of people in the PC world were suckered into buying a 5200 based card in the recent doom upgrade craze, only to find out that they are amazingly slow.

    I guess any comment that points out a shortcoming must automatically be a troll.....

  16. A theory as to why it's BinHex-ed.... by edw · · Score: 5, Interesting

    You're right. BinHex II (.hqx) is a format from the early days of the net and online services. Back when people would e-mail programs to a repository, get them through FTP-mail getways, or using Kermit. In this case, as someone else noted, all you're getting is the file meta-data, including icon.

    The file was probably made available as a .hqx simply because its intended use is to be downloaded and used in Illustrator, Photoshop, InDesign, Freehand, Quark, or other design tool. Making it an .hqx file has the virtue of making it go to your hard drive, not perhaps a browser window. As a son-in-law of a graphic designer, I can say that the overhead of the BinHexing the file is more than worth not having to explain how to save an image in a browser window, especially if a designer's browser shows nothing but a broken image icon, because it can't display TIFFs.

    Dragging and dropping as well as right- or control-clicking are, sadly, not techniques used extensively by many people. Of course a designer is dragging and dropping all the time in e.g. Illustrator or Photoshop, but the idea that you can drag a picture from a browser window to your desktop or to a folder can be mind blowing.

  17. Re:Flamebait my ass by Trespass · · Score: 5, Funny

    "What sort of fool chooses a Focus instead of a Boxster?"

    One with a functioning penis and a full head of hair?

  18. Re:porn roundup by LikelyStory · · Score: 5, Insightful

    For probly the best example of what inspired the "porn" moniker, see http://www.billnoll.com/g5/

    This guy's "photo essay" of his then-new cheesegrater G5 borders on the obsessive. He's a pro photographer, so...

    For the flavor, his opening caption reads:
    "If beauty is only skin deep, nobody told the industrial designers at Apple - the new Power Mac G5 is stunningly gorgeous - both inside and out. I used a Sony DSC-F717, handheld with available light, to capture the metallic textures and elegant curves...."

    Actually, some nice shots!