Verisign Develops Token for Age Verification
FirstTimeCaller writes "A Reuters article is reporting that Verisign in conjunction with an unnamed children's safety group, will release a USB token that can be plugged into a PC to verify the age and gender of a person participating in online chat rooms. According to the article, the token will be available free to students in a handful of schools this fall. School administrators will provide a list of students, with their ages and genders, and VeriSign will encode that information onto the tokens."
Excellent! I figure by about noon tomorrow I'll download a patch that "officially" makes me a 16 year old girl.
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"...All it takes is enough drink and the right students..."
Ah, the good old days of student dating...
But "She had a token proving she was 18" is very probably a valid defence....
Use of Tired Cliches: Check!
Arrogance: Check!
Rightious Indignity: Check!
Teen Angst: Check!
Hip-Sounding Paranoia: Check!
Rebellion Against "The Man": Check!
Thank you for verifying your age. You are indeed a teenager as you claim.
-Verisign
"Ask not what your country can do for you." --John F. Kennedy
So now I know the girl I'm talking to is genuinely 16. Now all I need is a token that proves she's genuinely hot.
Linux is not Windows
The device drills a hole in the kid's head and counts the rings. TGIF!
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