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Flash Mobs a Threat to Security?

RawCode writes "News about a recent report released by the RCMP suggests that flash mobs could pose a future threat to security. 'Some are aimed at celebrities. Tech-savvy teenaged girls in Britain can quickly spread the word on the whereabouts of Prince William, surrounding him with hundreds of screaming fans. Some are political, organizing protests. Text-messaging was instrumental to organizing public demonstrations in the Phillippines that forced President Joseph Estrada from office'."

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  1. New Campaign Ad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Can you impeach me now?

  2. Imagine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    a Beowulf Cluster of flash mobs!

    1. Re:Imagine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      no you fuck. it's now a "BitTorrent of flash mobs". get a brain.

  3. Flash Mobs? by FortKnox · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wow, this isn't NEARLY as interesting as the "Flash" Mobs I was thinking of...

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  4. Mobs of flashing girls? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Tech-savvy girls flashing for Prince William -
    now THAT's a power to be reckoned with! :)

  5. Flash mobs? by Sanity · · Score: 5, Funny
    2002 just called, they want their fad for unemployed bloggers back.

    (Yeah yeah, and tell them they can have their joke back too)

  6. You'd think . . . . by theparanoidcynic · · Score: 2, Funny

    That tech-savy girls would be smart enough to set their sights on a better target than prince William . . . .

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  7. So what is the TSA then? by baudilus · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's the largest flash mob in the US. Why do you think they call them "Thousands Standing Around"?

  8. Flash Coffee and Ice Cream by MichaelCrawford · · Score: 5, Funny
    Back when I was a UC Santa Cruz student, people used to organize food runs on the message board on the open access student timesharing computer, a PDP-11 called "ucscb", that ran BSD. You know, with adm-3a terminals and all.

    Yes, I'm that old. This was around 1986 or so.

    Anyway, one night there was a food run declared for midnight at the Lyons restaurant in Capitola. One hundred and ten students descended all at once on the otherwise empty restaurant, and all ordered coffee, some ice cream, and at the end asked for separate checks, each of which ranged from maybe one to five dollars.

    There were only a couple employees on staff when we arrived. It took a long time to get served because they had to call off-duty employees on the phone, waking them out of bed to come work for the hour or two we were there.

    As we prepared to depart, the restaurant manager sternly said "Don't ever do that again".

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  9. Re:Sure it is a threat. by SlashdotLemming · · Score: 5, Funny

    Having a LUG meeting could be a security threat with the right type of people :)

    I'm thinking more of a biohazard.

  10. Re:Ugh by RPI+Geek · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm sure a cat wondering the lawn of the whitehouse is a security threat just because *gasp* somebody may have injected it to carry some kind of biological agent.

    My first thought to that was "well I suppose if you use a catapult. . ."

    Sorry, bad joke :)

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  11. This is even a greater threat to national security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...than masses of students stuffing themselves into volkswagons and phone booths.

  12. Hmm... by Greyfox · · Score: 2, Funny

    If only there were people whose job it was to prevent mayhem... We can dream, can't we?

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  13. All you need is a sorority girl phone tree by csoto · · Score: 3, Funny

    Like in this movie.

    Arianna H. talks about it, too.

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  14. The unfathomable mind of law-enforcement... by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 5, Funny
    (From TFA:)
    More often, flash mobs have no discernible purpose at all. Last August about 40 people gathered at the Place des Arts in Montreal to toss rubber ducks in a fountain and quack.
    Ahh, the mysteries of what goes on in the little brains of law-enforcement officers...
  15. Re:Ehm.. by jpetts · · Score: 4, Funny

    Are we afraid of teenage-terror-girls ?

    Hell, yes! We're /.ers...

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  16. So, just jam them! by jbarr · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just give the celebs powerful, wearable "jammers" that obliterate all cell phone activity within a two-block radius! ;-)

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  17. Re:as always, our leaders look out for the elite by CmdrGravy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Outlawing cities is a bit extreme however I agree something needs to be done.

    Maybe it would be better to cordon off the areas of the cities where the main terrorist targets are living or working: the business district, famous celebrities, politicians, influential business leaders etc and make sure they are well defended and secure.

    The main terrorist suspects could live outside this cordoned off area and maybe be given passes to get into to work as cleaners, shop assistants etc if they conform to sufficiently secure personality profiles.

    Terrorism is clearly the biggest and most dangerous threat the world has ever known and it's only by protecting those in power who do there best to protect us all that we can defeat it, that and lot's of bombs - laser guided bombs.

  18. About ten minutes ago by MichaelCrawford · · Score: 2, Funny
    Just got done sending the announcement and I'm out to make some money.

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  19. Project Mayhem by suso · · Score: 2, Funny

    We can dream, can't we?

    The first rule of project mayhem is you do not ask questions.

  20. Re:Emulate the Swiss in crime prevention by TykeClone · · Score: 2, Funny

    You'd have a "flash posse" then.

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  21. In a secret bunker somewhere by Waab · · Score: 2, Funny

    General Jack D. Ripper is already proclaiming: "Mr. President, we cannot allow a flash mob gap!!!"

  22. Re:Protecting those in power from the evil truth. by zCyl · · Score: 2, Funny

    The president knows... it's the followers of him that we must shelter.

    "The majority of people who come out to wave do so in a friendly fashion, although there is of course the occasional unfriendly wave."
    -- George W. Bush

  23. Re:When I first read the headline... by dwaggie · · Score: 2, Funny

    Several hundred Britney fans gone in one go?

    That's not terrorism, that's cultural improvement!

    He's only a terrorist if you don't agree with him, after all.

  24. Re:Threat to Security? by Rich+Klein · · Score: 2, Funny

    Outlawing text-messaging wouldn't eliminate the perceived security threat; they'd have to outlaw all forms of communication. I beleive that communication was used in the planning of virtually every terrorist act to date.

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  25. Re:innate, perhaps by MenTaLguY · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm afraid this is the best I can do for now.

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