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100 GB Email Account
soccrates writes "An article on Toms Hardware describes a Californian company giving out 100 GB email accounts to its customers. They even extended a challenge to get the first user to completely fill up the account, the winner getting a 1 terabyte account !
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I think Slashdot could easily fill this mailbox. If everyone switches their email address to one of these mailboxes, the viruses and spambots would certainly do the work for us.
I can't even imagine how much time you'd have to spend finding unique porn mailing lists to get enough spam to fill one of these babies up. You'd see so much T&A that sex would be just... boring....
Click here or a puppy gets stomped!
You are allowed 500MB attachments so I assume you could upload 200 or so of them sequentially until you have filled up 100GB and then you win the 1TB mailbox. And then.... Profit?
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"You'd see so much T&A that sex would be just... boring...."
Well I guess we know were your moniker came from.
With 100 Gb, they can hardcode the "You are using 0% of your mailbox" message.
Step 1: Rip all three Star Wars and the extended editions of The Lord of the Rings Movies (yeah yeah, the third isn't out yet) to your HD.
Step 2: Mail copies to 25 of your friends with GMail accounts as attachments.
Step 3: Have your friends change each of the file names and mail them back.
Bingo! Instant excession of 100 GB.
Alternately, you could just post your e-mail address here and say something like "You wussy, panty-wasted Linux hackers couldn't spam-bomb my account even if you wanted to! Your hacking skills are pathetic and lame! Besides, everyone knows that REAL MEN use Windows!"
I figured that's good for getting mailed 500 full distros within an hour. That should do the trick. ;-)
Lawrence Person (lawrencepersonh@gmailh.com (remove all "h"s to mail)
http://www.lawrenceperson.com/
... their mail server is behind a 2400 baud modem.
Yes, but fortunately (or unfortunately?) penises aren't growing at the rate that mailboxes are. Size is good up to a point, but a 1Tb penis would make it hard to walk. It would have to be on a dedicated server, so to speak.
soon I will be releasing my email service which will allow u to store 1 million bytes!!
muwhaha!!
I'm not out of order! You're out of order! The whole freaking system's out of order!
Clearly, the solution is 1TB of email explaining how to make our penises grow fast enough to keep up.
xkcd.com - a webcomic of mathematics, love, and language.
Questioning the use of a 100GB email space?
To backup my 100 gmail accounts, DUH.
The next comment I write will be ready soon, but subscribers can beat the rush and see it early!
It would also need a dedicated client with a modified female port the size of a SUV. Which brings to mind a blue whale which I don't find appealing.
soon I will be releasing my email service which will allow u to store 1 million bytes!!
Can't imagine why anyone would need more than 640k!
Just another day in Paradise