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Bush Campaign Offices Burglarized

DesScorp writes "The Washington State offices of the Bush campaign were burglarized, and computers with sensitive campaign data were stolen. The computers belonged the executive director and officer in charge of the 'get out the vote' campaign; one was set to be delivered to another office within the state. The staff says that secret strategy information and voting data are on the computers, and ironically, they're comparing it to Watergate. The staff blames Democratic Party activists intent on stealing the information. Of course, they deny this."

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  1. Two equally plausible scenarios by russeljns · · Score: 5, Insightful

    1. Democratic Party operatives stole the computers. 2. Republican Party operatives stage a fake theft to make the Democrats look bad.

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    1. Re:Two equally plausible scenarios by avalys · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yeah, or some junkie looking for quick cash broke into the offices, found a few laptops that had for some reason been left sitting around overnight, got spooked before he could take anything else, and left.

      Not everything is a conspiracy.

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    2. Re:Two equally plausible scenarios by br0ck · · Score: 5, Insightful

      3. Random theft

      According to the article, police said theft is common in the area and stealing one or two things (the amt you can carry) is also common.

    3. Re:Two equally plausible scenarios by russeljns · · Score: 1

      True.
      I didn't mean the only 2 possible. I meant they were equally plausible.

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    4. Re:Two equally plausible scenarios by Radical+Rad · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I can't help but wonder about the "fake" Bush service records too. They were created in such a way as to appear genuine until closely scrutinized. What if the content of the documents were generally correct but forged versions were prepared by Republicans to discredit the real ones that they feared were about to turn up. The Colonel's secretary stated on camera that although she did not type these particular documents, they were in agreement with her former boss's attitude and words. Also a member of the unit who was in the CQ the day the Bush records were disposed of told his story on camera. No doubt some neo hitler youth will accuse me of wearing a tinfoil hat despite that I am only suggesting this as a possibility, but I have heard of much stranger goings-on in Washington which actually came to light. Look at Watergate for a thoroughly investigated example of our two party's shenanigans.

    5. Re:Two equally plausible scenarios by spRed · · Score: 1

      Ah no, the evil genius of Karl Rove is far more subtle. The computers were _actually_ stolen, and he convinced some low level DNC patsies to do it because:

      1) The plans on the computers were fake outs
      2) The low level patsies will be easilly caught, making for a scandal
      3) Karl Rove is eeeeEEEEvil.

      This comment is not the opinion of the author, just guessing what democracticunderground.com will be saying about now.

      Tinfoil hats have no part affiliation.

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    6. Re:Two equally plausible scenarios by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      I've been reading "Silent Coup" and I know exactly what you mean. It's really frightening because I'm sure we never hear about 99% of this stuff.

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    7. Re:Two equally plausible scenarios by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't accuse you of wearing a tinfoil hat...I might call you a demogogue for bringing up possibilities with no factual evidence. Oh yeah, and for invoking Godwin's Law.

      Unproven assertions that Karl Rove has done this in the past don't count.

    8. Re:Two equally plausible scenarios by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      3. Republican Party operatives leak information about how poor their campaign office security is, after planting fake voter information and strategy documents on laptops.

    9. Re:Two equally plausible scenarios by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I might call you a demogogue for bringing up possibilities with no factual evidence.

      There is no such word as demogogue, Einstein. If you mean demagogue , then you should go look the word up in a dictionary where you will learn that the term applies properly only to a leader who appeals to peoples emotions. For example, a president who tells everyone that Sadam Hussain was behind 911 when it was not true... is a demagogue. A president who says that he knows Sadam Hussain has weapons of mass destruction which then turns out to be a lie... is a demagogue. A president who says that a defeated, underdeveloped nation on the other side of the earth is a threat to the superpower know as the United States... is a demagogue. A president who calls his opponent 'wavering' and 'waffling' when that opponents positions have been steadfast... is a demagogue.

    10. Re:Two equally plausible scenarios by Grym · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "They were created in such a way as to appear genuine until closely scrutinized."

      Closely scrutinized?! Do you know anything about the forged letter? It lacked the correct letterhead; in fact, it didn't have one at all! It was done on computer rather than a typewriter. A computer that supported variable character spacing and superscripting of numbers("1st", "2nd", etc.) which means it was probably done in a modern version of Microsoft Word. All of these things are clues even your average slashdotter would have picked up after a couple minutes of examination.

      But let's suppose CBS's crack team of analysts didn't know that stuff. At least they checked the facts, right? ... Well not really. The "date" it was "written" was on a Saturday--when the offices are normally closed--by... this is the best part... an officer who had retired nearly a decade earlier than the date on the letter.

      You people are ridiculous. Bush can't win for losing with you guys. His campaign office gets broken into and the first thought that comes to your minds is that of a twisted conspiracy with, at best, a very stupid and risky goal.

      I've had it with the conspiracy theories, Nazi analogies, and hatred! BUSH IS NOT EVIL! He may not be the best man for the job--I'll agree with you on that! But he isn't Hitler--not even close. He's not trying to take over the world or whatever nefarious deeds you've conjured up in your imaginations. How could he? Even if he wins, he's still accountable to the American people--almost half of which ALREADY dislike him. And even if he went crazy in office, he'd only be there for, at most, 4 years.

      For a website and readership who prides itself of its intelligence and logic, you guys really let me down sometimes.

      -Grym

    11. Re:Two equally plausible scenarios by Seraphim_72 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      And even if he went crazy in office, he'd only be there for, at most, 4 years.
      See there are two problems here.
      • The first is that the there is a known fact that a second term President has nothing to lose and so is willing to push all his craziest stuff. This is not only a Republican issue, ask any good Republican about Clintons second term, or even better Ronnie's.
      • The second is that I, a person who is so liberal that it would make your teeth hurt, has many (many, many it seems :() very conservative (btw, you def, not mine, by mine ...well...) friends have heard them say the following "Well, he (quote [include finger motions]) wasn't elected(/quote) Then it is only his first term right?? HUGE laughter ensues.

        And as a Liberal of the First Stripe I will tell you this; we are scared of the "Patriot Act" the Eternal "War on Terror" and the loss of life in Iraq - on who ever's side. We are Dismayed at the sigle mindedness of the President, and see his "Stedfastness" as ignorance. We see Big Oil and $money$ everywhere - and it scares us. The Bush White House has done nothing to ally those fears while chuckleing about them under thier collective breath. He walked into office wanting this war and drummed up a reason - or at least that is what two of his closest advisors have said. His White House exposed an Agent for political backlash, his record as a military man is suspect. All of this bothers us, and we want it talked about, the Administration will not, "All is Good" is what they say and all we hear. From Revolution to Iraq, mine is the only generation of my family that has never gone to battle for the USA - I was born at the wrong time it seems, I have a nephew and a good friend on the ground in Iraq - I heard it said on the radio that this war is this generation's Vietnam - the other guy corrected him - he said 'No, this is Isreals West Bank.'

        I am an Armchair General (same thing as an armchair quarterback, but you have to worry about MRE's) I fought the war in Iraq 5 years before we went in - there was no way to win. Truth be told Bush Sr. has several quotes about Iraq - all of them right - look them up, some great statements about why you would *never* want to go into Iraq, - Jr. should have read them.

        Sorry it was you, but I had to get that off my chest. Take Care.

        Sera

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    12. Re:Two equally plausible scenarios by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't help but wonder about the "fake" Bush service records too. They were created in such a way as to appear genuine until closely scrutinized. What if the content of the documents were generally correct but forged versions were prepared by Republicans to discredit the real ones that they feared were about to turn up.

      The forged memos that you are refering to were pathetic forgeries prepared by someone with more Anti-Bush venom than brains. CBS's own experts warned them about the documents, but 60 Minutes went ahead with the story anyway. Maybe that was because Mary Mapes, the producer of the story who is also known as a liberal activist, had been after the story for five years and this was one of the last chances to get the story out before the election. Well, at least she had the decency to put her source for the documents, Bill Burkett, an ardent Bush hater and Democrat activist, in touch with the Kerry campaign as he requested.

      You can read more of this pathetic story here, here, and here.

      Hopefully this will put some of your fears to rest.

    13. Re:Two equally plausible scenarios by Radical+Rad · · Score: 1

      Just because the person who produced the documents dislikes Bush doesn't mean that the Republican Party Special-ops could not have chosen him as an unwitting patsy. He would be perfect in fact. The only challenge would have been to put the republican made forgeries into his hands. It could be done through a supposed mix up in fax numbers for example. They obtain a phone number for a party office which is only one digit off from some number where they are sure the "misdirected" fax would be passed to Bill Burkett such as the office of a friend or family member of Burkett's.

      Now I'm not saying that this did happen. Only that it could have happened this way. They are certainly capable of planning and executing something this simple, and I am sure there are elements of their organization that are more than willing. Do you remember the reasons Ross Perot gave for dropping out of the presidential race? He called them 'Republican dirty tricks' and it had something to do with threats to ruin his daughters wedding with pictures of her in delicto flagrante with another woman.

    14. Re:Two equally plausible scenarios by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. Democratic Party operatives stole the computers. 2. Republican Party operatives stage a fake theft to make the Democrats look bad.

      (I can't believe no one has said this yet...)

      3. Profit!!!

      (hey, even though this is the politics section, it's still slashdot ;-)

    15. Re:Two equally plausible scenarios by torpor · · Score: 2, Informative

      He's not trying to take over the world or whatever nefarious deeds you've conjured up in your imaginations.

      Umm.. yes he is. I can't believe you don't think that he is.

      Afghanistan, Iraq == "Two Shining Examples of Western Democracy In the Middle East"

      My ass he's not trying!

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    16. Re:Two equally plausible scenarios by Grym · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The first is that the there is a known fact that a second term President has nothing to lose and so is willing to push all his craziest stuff.

      Which still has to, for the most part, be approved by YOUR representatives in Congress. Or do you actually believe Bush would stage some sort of military coup?

      Regardless, my point was that many liberals, for whatever reason or another, have completely lost their logic due their hatred of Bush. Ted Kennedy less than a week ago likened a vote for Bush to a vote for a nuclear bomb in a major American city. Almost makes me feel bad for wanting to vote for Bush--assuming I'm not already scared into voting for Kerry. Honestly, how does one even respond to something like that?

      I get this strange feeling that some people hate Bush so much that, despite all their Orwellian-talk, would whole-heartedly believe 2+2=5 provided it meant Bush wouldn't get elected. And it's crap like this conspiracy-theory Slashdot thread and the CBS documents that only serve edify my convictions.

      In all seriousness, I pride myself at my objectivity--especially with my politics. I'm not even going to try to defend much of Bush's domestic policies. In fact, being a moderate myself, I'm inclined to agree with much of what you've said.

      Where Bush is right, however, is on the most important issue in my mind. And this is how to deal with terrorism or, let's not kid ourselves, Islamic extremism. Yes, you read me correctly; Not Osama Bin Laden (one man) or Al Qeada (one of literally thousands of similar groups) but the militant segment of Arabic culture which stands orthogonal to the ideals of United States, which, unlike some people, I believe are still unequivocally good. The way I see it, we are living in a most interesting time. Like our fathers/grandfathers before WWII, we are faced with the one great evil of our time. Yet, I fear that today's America doesn't have the stomach to do what it takes to win.

      Winning can't be done internally. Our infrastructure was never designed with this in mind. It was designed for efficiency, commerce, and freedom of movement--all of which are contrary to *real* security. Even attempting to do so would have diminishing returns and, ultimately, be self-defeating (e.g. Patriot Act) due to compromising the previously mentioned American ideals.

      Similarly, winning won't be accomplished by playing footsie with Kofi Annan and his band of dictators. One needn't look farther than the current crisis in Sudan or the screw-up that was the "Oil for Food" program for proof of this. No, to actually win, we need to take a proactive stance. And if that means that Spain and the rest of Europe are too afraid to come along, then so be it.

      You're into military tactics, so you should know we have to undermine them at every level: personnel, equipment, funding, and popular support. For all the criticisms leveled against the Bush administration, I see these things happening. Insurgents are pouring into Iraq to get killed wholesale. Libya saw what happened to Iraq and gave up its illegal weapons. Banks, in cooperation with the Bush administration, worldwide are making it much more difficult for these groups to obtain funds. And lastly, a stable, flourishing Iraq right smack in the middle of the Arabic world would make even the hardest of extremists wonder just what it is he's fighting against. Even if you don't agree with my assessment of the Bush administration's success in the war on terror, look no farther than the enemies. Hamas is handing out free copies of Fahrenheit 9/11!

      -Grym

    17. Re:Two equally plausible scenarios by foniksonik · · Score: 1

      The Patriot act has a sunset... which means that ALL legislators.. not just republicans, will have to affirm it to be renewed and NO there is not a republican majority like there was when it was enacted to begin with...

      The 'War on Terror' was affirmed by both sides, it's more a matter of how, not why at this point... conservatives feel they can not trust the rest of the world to do a damn thing about it (The UN talks and talks and passes various pieces of commentary but never acts on anything)... the liberals want to discuss it until there's no problem left (lets' just wait and see if it goes away)

      Republicans say let's get it over with (and spend lots of money and are willing to sacrafice the volunteer army troops who have pledged to do their job) and everyone else jumps down their throat for being decisive... making a decision and sticking to it.... unaffected by politics or current public opinion... confident that they are doing what they were 'elected' to do... make choices that the rest of us don't want to make.

      20 years from now you will thank God or whoever you hold responsible for good things...and realize that the world has been changed for the better because of what George Bush did... make an unpopular choice to do what needed to be done... the middle east needed change... it needed to be brought up to the twentieth century at least.. to keep pace with the rest of the world.

      Regardless of any cost... it is the right time to make change happen... without change you have no progress, without progress you have no future and you will fall into a spiral of decay.... decadence and failure.... not a pretty sight.

      Iraq is ready for change, 90% of it's population is ready to vote in change... 10% resists change.. a very violent 10% that will make any change difficult...

      It may not be popular but Iraq is changing... it is becoming something new, something different... and it is good.

      Change is good... no matter the costs... have we forgotten what change looks like? Do we expect all change to be painless?

      How dare you look back on the past and claim that their sacrifices were unnecessary... you think somehow that modern change is less painful than past changes... you fool.

      We have not changed so much in 50 or 100 years that we need not sacrafice at least as much to gain the same rewards...

      Many look at Vietnam as a failure... I prefer to look at it as a learning experience... if you don't see it as such you have no foresight... we must learn from our mistakes and move on...

      All life is irreplacable.. but do not claim to know better and say that a life lost in the pursuit of liberty and justice is a life squandered... those men and women know what they are doing and have volunteered to do so... if they sought out the military only for the benefit of college credit then they made a bargain and lost... there are many other ways to attain educational funding... they knew the risks and accepted them... I played the lottery once and lost... I don't play the lottery anymore... the odds are too high against me.

      Again, 20 years from now you will see the results of our current campaign...

      I for one support this effort. It is right and moral and deserving of my support. It gets me nothing, in fact it costs me several hundred dollars a year at the pump and more come tax time and more for misc expenses I must fund with my tax dollars, I support it for my children as yet unborn... so that they may grow up in a world without the tension between a 'Middle East' that is poor and without an economy.. and the West with it's high standard of living.

      Basically you have a Middle East with a strong history of innovation, etc.. that has been disenfranchised by dictatorship... and has lost it's power in the world. We need to provide a new structure that will allow them to participate in the world economy as they have been used to for the majority of their existence.... as a 'trading nation'.... they need capitilism in the worst way.... have you ever haggled with a persian? They are masters..... they need a fuckin' outlet for their mercantile tendencies.... state run 'bazarrs' are not the answer...

      -j

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    18. Re:Two equally plausible scenarios by Seraphim_72 · · Score: 2, Informative
      Even if you don't agree with my assessment of the Bush administration's success in the war on terror, look no farther than the enemies. Hamas is handing out free copies of Fahrenheit 9/11!

      You see it one way - I see it as an enemy handing out material that shows just how mutch of a boob the President is - but I would really enjoy knowing why you think they are handing it out.

      You know I was asked by some republican friends of mine about Zell Miller's speech at the convention, my reply was - "It is too bad that the Rupublican Party has been beaten by terrorists." Just like you right now they were sputtering "W-W-WHAT?!" All I have heard from the right it terror, Terror, TERROR! All I hear from the right is how scared they are - despite the fact that this same bunch has been blowing crap up for years all across the globe - including the U.S. Islamic Extremeism existed before George Bush and 9/11 and it will be here a long time after he is gone. Far from winning the "War" on terror 'W' is creating new converts daily. Remember when Napster was the King of music sharing and the RIAA went after them? Everyone said "If they had only talked to them, used them - then they could have controlled the market" - but no, we understood that for every Napster you smash two will rise up to take it's place. The same is true of the islamic extremeists. Was Northern Ireland won by force of arms - or by negotiation? Was Chechnya won by force of arms? Has Afganistan been been won in the 3 years that we have been there? The truth of the matter is that the world has changed since it was as easy as sending in an army and having a defeated people kow-tow to you after they have been beaten. One thing that I always find interesting is how Republicans look at the world through 1950's tinted glasses. The world has changed greatly and sending in the troops needs to be a last resort, and in Iraq it wasn't even close to being a last resort. Why didn't George Senior go in? Have you ever read his reasoning as to why the troops pulled up short 10 years ago? the same reasons apply today.

      I pride myself at my objectivity--especially with my politics ... Kofi Annan and his band of dictators.

      I don't even know where to begin with that. Throwing away the organization that helped keep the world from being a glowing radioactive heap just because it doesnt want one half invading the other is just plain odd. The UN does many many good things and this kind of "New World Order" stuff never ceases to amaze me.

      Ted Kennedy less than a week ago likened a vote for Bush to a vote for a nuclear bomb in a major American city.

      Well, I will tell you something from the left then - The president and Dick Cheaney have been (from our perspective) been lobing the same grenade at Kerry and Co since day 1. If you want to be outraged by that kind of statement (and you should) - get in line.

      Fun chat though - keep up the fight! - even if I don't agree with you it is the discourse that matters the most.

      Sera

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    19. Re:Two equally plausible scenarios by bladernr · · Score: 1
      A president who says that a defeated, underdeveloped nation on the other side of the earth is a threat to the superpower know as the United States... is a demagogue.

      So Afghanistan was not a threat? I'm sorry, they harbored Osama bin Laden, supported him, protected him, and I was a eye witness in New York on 9/11. That "defeated, underdeveloped" nation was certainly a threat to us. I am only disappointed we waited until after an attack to realize that. I prefer to take the fight to them before they attack us than wait until they do for some sort of proof that they are dangerous.

      A president who calls his opponent 'wavering' and 'waffling' when that opponents positions have been steadfast... is a demagogue.

      Since I am against the death penalty, I am pretty ashamed of John Kerry's waffling on that subject. He used to be against it, then it became a political liability. He has changed his stance to be against it, except for terrorists, where he is for it. That is not wavering... how?

      I do think his explanation for his Iraq war actions is consistent, but I think that consistency is new. Perhaps it was always consistent in his head (the debate convinced me of that), but only a bitter partisan ignoring the real world thinks his positions are potrayed consistently by his own campaign or supporters. Putting him up as the anti-Iraq war candidate is dishonest (and he doesn't claim that, but some do).

      I have actually heard Kerry's own supports claim that John Kerry knew that Saddam was not a threat. Kerry says in no uncertain terms that Saddam WAS a threat to the US. The disagreement between him and Bush was/is on how to deal with the threat.

      After dishonest thing that is killing me where I live is people saying you should vote against Bush because he's against gay marringe. SO IS JOHN KERRY. Are people really so blinded by party loyalty they think their guy is always right, and the other guy is always wrong?

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    20. Re:Two equally plausible scenarios by Grym · · Score: 1

      ...but I would really enjoy knowing why you think they are handing it out.

      I believe they're handing it out because they know his proactive approach to their cause is working. Furthermore, it gives them hope by showing the Achilles Heel of the giant after them--the U.S.'s complex internal politics. All they have to do is try to stay alive long enough for some idiot like Michael Moore to put some soldier's (who was probably killed by friendly fire anyway) mother in front of a camera and milk her for every last tear he can. Soon enough, they can bet on the instant-gratification culture we have to undermine our long-term goals of winning.

      All I have heard from the right it terror, Terror, TERROR! All I hear from the right is how scared they are - despite the fact that this same bunch has been blowing crap up for years all across the globe - including the U.S. Islamic Extremism existed before George Bush and 9/11 and it will be here a long time after he is gone

      You are correct. I'm not naive enough to believe that Islamic extremism is something new to the world. In fact, if you do a little homework, you'll find that a militant version of Islam started in the southern tip of Spain was the original impedes for the Crusades.

      Perhaps I'm just an optimist but I believe you're wrong about one thing, though. We are in a unique position; one in which it IS possible to finally stamp out Islamic extremism for good. Globalization is the main reason. More and more every day, Arabic people see the fruits that capitalism, democracy, and human rights can bring. Contrast that with their Islamic Theocracies which have only brought them poverty, wonton corruption, and misery (for at the VERY least half their population: women). They're the ones fighting the losing game--not us! You think that bombing them makes more terrorists. I have faith that you give a man a decent way to make a living for him and his own and he'll be content, and if that means you had to bomb a few people he knew were crazy anyway to do it, I think he'll understand.

      You make the mistake by comparing the RIAA to us. You have it backwards! The Islamic extremists are the ones desperately trying to cling to the past when technology and the times have made them irrelevant.

      "Throwing away the organization that helped keep the world from being a glowing radioactive heap just because it doesnt want one half invading the other is just plain odd. The UN does many many good things and this kind of "New World Order" stuff never ceases to amaze me."

      I'm not indicting what the UN WAS. I'm indicting what the UN IS. If the UN has been made irrelevant (and I'm not saying that's totally the case YET), it wasn't because of any action of the United States--they did it to themselves.

      Fun chat though - keep up the fight! - even if I don't agree with you it is the discourse that matters the most.

      Well, at least we agree one thing. =)

      -Grym

    21. Re:Two equally plausible scenarios by Stargoat · · Score: 1

      I wonder what G. Gordon Liddy thinks of all this. However, chances are that it is the Republicans who tried to make this appear so. They have a past history of doing such things. Afer all, ask Karl Rove.

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    22. Re:Two equally plausible scenarios by Seraphim_72 · · Score: 1
      I like your response. Very Seasoned and thoughtful, good on ya.

      Come chat

      irc.worldassault.com #b33f ask for RaW

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    23. Re:Two equally plausible scenarios by TummyX · · Score: 1


      Just because the person who produced the documents dislikes Bush doesn't mean that the Republican Party Special-ops could not have chosen him as an unwitting patsy


      LOL. Then all those idiots deserve all they got for not noticing how they were obviously forgeries. They were typed up using MS WORD for fucks sake.

  2. Unsurprisingly by commodoresloat · · Score: 5, Funny

    Karl Rove also denies any involvement.

    1. Re:Unsurprisingly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the parent was attempting to make a joke.

      A very good one at that.

      Karl has this habit of claiming all bad Bush related things are "not to his knowledge". Plausible Deniability makes me LOL.

    2. Re:Unsurprisingly by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      Next thing, GW is asking "What does the President know, and when did he know it?"

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    3. Re:Unsurprisingly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, of course I don't know who did it or why, and I'm not going to speculate.

      Instead, I just want to point out that this is just the kind of news the Karl Rove is thrilled to hear. What better way to distract the media from his candidates morbidly poor performance in yesterday's debate than a top quality scandal that can be spun to pin on the evil Democrats trying to steal the election?

      Why, Mr. Rove must see this as having more legs than even the Swift Boats Numbnuts Against Kerry. It's perfect!

      Afterall, if you can't win an argument, change the subject. I predict the press will be successfully distracted.

    4. Re:Unsurprisingly by LoveLiberty2004 · · Score: 0
      "Rove acknowledges that, in 1970, he used a false identity to gain entry to the campaign offices of Illinois Democrat Alan Dixon, who was running for state treasurer. Once inside, Rove swiped some letterhead stationery and sent out 1,000 bogus invitations to the opening of the candidate's headquarters promising "free beer, free food, girls and a good time for nothing."

      http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/politics/camp aigns/wh2000/stories/rove072399.htm

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  3. Of course... by GypC · · Score: 0, Troll
    ...no matter who gets caught and how much proof is offered, the posters at DU (and many here) will claim it was all a Republican plot to discredit the Democrats.

    :-)

    1. Re:Of course... by Jherico · · Score: 1
      will claim it was all a Republican plot to discredit the Democrats

      And vice versa.

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    2. Re:Of course... by Curtman · · Score: 1

      no matter who gets caught and how much proof is offered

      What? And miss a perfect opportunity to blame the terrorists?

  4. Of course by Bastian · · Score: 1

    It couldn't be some third party that is opposed to Bush, but isn't the Democratic Party.

  5. No, three equally plausible scenarios! by El · · Score: 5, Funny

    3. Democratic Party operatives planted bags of pretzels, bicycles, and a Segway in an attempt to do in the incumbent president.

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    1. Re:No, three equally plausible scenarios! by Malfourmed · · Score: 1, Funny

      4. Profit!

  6. October "surprise" ? by drivers · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is this the "big surprise" Rove was talking about?

  7. I did it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Those laptops were not running Free Software, as should be befitting of a party that defends Freedom. I have reformatted and installed Debian GNU/Linux; as soon as I get X, the sound card, the ethernet card, and the USB working, I will return them with a polite note.

    -- Smelly GNU/Hippie 'puter poacher

    1. Re:I did it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      as soon as I get X, the sound card, the ethernet card, and the USB working, I will return them with a polite note.

      Better hurry, the election is less than 5 weeks away...

    2. Re:I did it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, seriously, this is funny . . . I needed a break from all the partisan bickering :)

    3. Re:I did it by GreyWolf3000 · · Score: 0

      No, he said he installed Debian, not Gentoo.

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    4. Re:I did it by bergeron76 · · Score: 1

      I think the Patriot Act makes it illegal to joke about subjects that could put the American people in harms way. Your post about Free Software is clearly in violation of this new [proposed] law. Please remove the post, or I will be forced to call in my friends in Washington; they will have no choice but to shut slashdot.org down entirely as a "potential enabler of a potential enemy combatant of the state".

      Free Software is EVIL and only Al Queida sanctions it's use; and we'll have none of that!

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  8. Stolen computers by dacarr · · Score: 1
    Let's see. Computers were stolen.

    What I suspect is that it was a routine case of people stealing other peoples' stuff. If they were after the data, there are other more surreptitious means to go about this, but I get the feeling that they were more concerned with the hardware than the data.

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  9. Disregard by drivers · · Score: 1, Funny

    Ok, that was lame.

  10. 72 hour plan leaked by commodoresloat · · Score: 5, Funny
    From TFA: "But, he said, the loss creates a potential security breach about the campaign's so-called 72-hour plan, the Bush get-out-the-vote effort."

    The following is from the document they found:

    Bush's 72 hour plan

    1. Tell people to vote for me.
    2. Remind them that my opponent is in favor of terrorism.
    3. Remind them that my opponent forgot about Poland.
    4. Ask Mr. Cheney what to do next.
    5. ???
    6. President!
    1. Re:72 hour plan leaked by Hard_Code · · Score: 1

      7. $$$$$$$$!

      Lameness filter encountered. Post aborted!
      Reason: Your comment looks too much like ascii argt.

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  11. Re:They didn't like my version by Jherico · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Maybe because your version repaints it as a fiat accompli that the democrats were behind this.

    Right. Because the democratic modus operandi has always been a rock through a window at 4 in the morning.

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  12. Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why would DU claim that it was a Democrat plot to discredit the Republicans? That's not consistent with their (DU's) political viewpoint.

  13. Alert Forrest Gump! by dpilot · · Score: 1

    Where's Forrest Gump when we need him?

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    1. Re:Alert Forrest Gump! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      Where's Forrest Gump when we need him?

      He was accidently killed by friendly fire in Iraq while searching for WMD.

    2. Re:Alert Forrest Gump! by MilenCent · · Score: 1

      He's off to the White House, haw haw haw!

      (Great, now I'm not only a video game, game design, short story and humor geek, I'm a political geek as well. This is not a good day for the ol' Charisma score.

      Dammit, I'm a D&D geek too!)

  14. Too liberal. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    You should have phrased it as follows:

    Communist Hollywood Elite Liberals Take Time Off From Killing Babies And Homosexual Intercourse To Steal Computers From Ordinary Plain-Spoken Republicans Who Want The Best For America

    That would be fair and balanced. Your version comes across as something Noam Chomsky might say.

    1. Re:Too liberal. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interestingly enough, that's the exact headline Fox News is using.

      And on The O'Reilly Factor, "fair and balanced" Bill O'Reilly announed "Pinhead Liberals broke into God's House today"

  15. Mod Parrent Up! by temojen · · Score: 1

    That is all.

    Feel free to mod me down at the same time, so long as you mod parent up.

    1. Re:Mod Parrent Up! by a.different.perspect · · Score: 1

      Rubbish. Mod parent up, mod grandparent down.

  16. In other news... by 0x0d0a · · Score: 4, Insightful

    In other news, if said computers were using encrypted filesystems, none of this would matter. Could be a simple computer theft, could be DNC dirty tricks, could be anything. It just wouldn't matter.

    We live in a nation where we can freely (mostly) obtain and use encryption, and people choose not to do so.

    When will they ever learn?

    1. Re: In other news... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > In other news, if said computers were using encrypted filesystems, none of this would matter. Could be a simple computer theft, could be DNC dirty tricks, could be anything. It just wouldn't matter.

      Yes, and politicians should be particularly careful to make sure they encrypt their /pr0n partition. Larry Flynt is probably offering a bounty on the computers already.

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    2. Re:In other news... by TummyX · · Score: 1

      Yes. If it was DNC dirty tricks then it wouldn't matter. Democrats are allowed to get away with such things; it's written in the constitution!

  17. In other news by iendedi · · Score: 1

    The republican party recently learned of the theft of very sensitive voting machine related data from Republican Party national headquarters.

    One big-wig Republican party guy to another, "Hey, remember that guy in our office in Washington state that is always talking about voting machines?"

    Other big wig, "Umm... Oh yea... I think I get your point, we want everyone to think it was the work of one fanatic to take the heat off the party, right?"

    First big wig, "I'll set it up"

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  18. You make a good point... by DesScorp · · Score: 1

    ...about the need to use encryption for sensitive stuff, but that still doesn't justify the theft, especially if it was done for political purposes.

    Perhaps I ought to pass along the suggestion to my local party offices. Not much of a leftist-hacker crowd down here, though. Seattle, now, that's a different story.

    I'll probably send that suggestion into the national GOP offices. "Hey, this maybe-liberal guy on slashdot has a really good idea...". Maybe even get you credit for it :P

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  19. Security? by Rheingold · · Score: 2, Insightful

    And we've got these people in charge of national security?

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    1. Re:Security? by Hank+Reardon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You must be trolling.

      The campaign managers are in charge of national security in much the same way that you're in charge of putting the dishes away at my house.

      That's like walking into a drug company convention and exclaiming "We let these salespeople do surgery?"

      Come the fuck on; he's running for President, not applying for a job as a system administrator, security consultant, or even an MCSE.

      If you were talking foreign policy, domestic policy or something that a potential POTUS would be responsible for, fine. But the stuff was ripped off from a campaign office by a rock through the window.

      I'm just sick to death of both sides screaming "This is what we want?" at every little fucking thing that comes up from break-ins to which campign offical is involved in what 527 group.

      Find some fucking issues that matter, figure out where Kerry and Bush have different ideas on how to handle the issues, and make your choice on how well their views match with yours.

      If "got campaign headquarters broken into" is top on the public list to vote Kerry instead of Bush, we are indeed in deep shit.

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    2. Re:Security? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This latest laptop theft just goes to show how far the evildoers will go in their plot to destroy the freedom they hate.

      I can't believe those stole our laptops, they had firewalls and Norton and everything!

    3. Re:Security? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must be trolling.

      It looks like you bit--hook, line and sinker.

    4. Re:Security? by gilroy · · Score: 1
      Blockquoth the poster:

      You must be trolling.

      Or maybe, I dunno, making a joke? For gosh sakes, everyone, just calm and recognize that there can be humor in nearly any circumstance.
    5. Re:Security? by Hank+Reardon · · Score: 1

      I missed the joke; sorry.

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  20. the top ten by pizza_milkshake · · Score: 4, Funny
    the top ten things the Republican laptops were last seen doing:

    10. hacked by democrats looking for Windows XP serial#
    9. kicked off IRC for inventing words
    8. tricked into running a Word macro virus by therightisright@hotmail.com
    7. accidentally installed YouthfulIndiscretion XP, regrets it
    6. voting negatively in the online polls at homosexualmarriage.org
    5. busy checking paypal transactions from SaudiArabia@hotmail.com
    4. engaged in IM session at Halliburton.com
    3. busy DDoS-ing iran.com
    2. browser choked on pretzel.com
    1. infected by trojan whilst browsing alt.sex.binary.gay.marriage

    1. Re:the top ten by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      This is only funny because the Democrats all use Macs.

      Bob Dole accidently set loose an e-mail virus while looking at V1@gr@ spam.

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  21. Re:They didn't like my version by R2.0 · · Score: 1

    As opposed to the normal Slashdot posts that are models of clarity and objectivity?

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  22. stolen by durtbag · · Score: 2, Funny
    Those b0x3n must have also had all of Bush's witty retorts that were planned for the debate last night. God knows he could have used them....

    BTW, anyone know where to find the debate video for d-l? Not streaming, straight download, be it torrent or otherwise. Thanks.

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  23. I stole it. by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 1

    (Just to clear that up.)

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  24. Even with this... by aztektum · · Score: 3

    They act like it's just two parties. They automatically blame the Democrats. What if it was people from the Green or Libertarian Party.

    Oh wait, I forgot those two groups have no chance of winning for President so lets automatically blame our biggest competitor.

    Anything that comes out of Washington D.C. these days just makes me sick to my stomach.

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    1. Re:Even with this... by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      I'd say it was the news media. They derive the largest direct benefit from panicked people.

    2. Re:Even with this... by BCW2 · · Score: 1

      If all the brains in Washington were dynamite, they couldn't generate enough force to blow a nose.

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  25. Re:They didn't like my version by Jherico · · Score: 1

    Mediocrity of the masses is no excuse for mediocrity.

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  26. Karl Rove tapped his own office in Texas... by for(;;); · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...during an election in, I believe, the mid-70's. (See "Bush's Brain".) All the reporters could tell Rove was behind it, but had to report the bullshit anyway. That's what will happen this time.

    The lapdog media will fall for Rove's tricks every chance they get. Like with McCarthy, they have to report lies if someone important says them.

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    1. Re:Karl Rove tapped his own office in Texas... by megabulk3000 · · Score: 5, Interesting
      That's funny, I was just reading about this here, in an article by Joshua Green in the Atlantic Monthly about Rove's dirty tricks. Here's the quote:
      One of the first highlights of his career was the famously tight 1986 Texas governor's race, in which his candidate and mentor, the Republican oilman Bill Clements, sought to oust the Democratic incumbent Mark White. The race is legendary in Texas political lore for Rove's discovery that his office was bugged--news of which, coincidentally or not, distracted attention from an evening debate in which his candidate was expected to fare poorly.
  27. Payback for Bubblegate ? by infonography · · Score: 1

    There are photos of the Republican Ninjas at the DNC . Hawaiian shirt and patent leather shoes. http://aliensandchildren.org/ThoughtScreenHats.htm

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  28. A possible related incident? by JimMarch(equalccw) · · Score: 1

    http://www.blackboxvoting.org/?q=node/view/938&PHP SESSID=d9a9956c80c5aacf55c9a6b7faea173d Bev Harris reports that somebody in Snohomish County, WA used fake technician's credentials to get polling place access on the day of the primaries (9/14/04). Election workers report that it's "Democrats" doing it - we don't know (yet) how that determination was made...bumper sticker maybe? They got a car license plate number... Bev is filing a public records request to try and get details on that case. If it IS the same bunch and we can cross-link the Snohomish investigation to this one, we may be able to catch whodunit.

  29. Those darn activists by lightspawn · · Score: 1, Funny

    You know, I bet these were those activist judges you keep hearing about.

    Anyway, I'm sure all the sensitive data (if not the entire hard drive) was encrypted, so the only thing we have to worry about is the terrorists finally getting their hands on encryption software.

    1. Re:Those darn activists by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      Actually the data might eb encrypted, but I bet the password was "KerrySuX0r5".

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    2. Re:Those darn activists by Hard_Code · · Score: 1

      "seeniew era srengiapmac yrreK"?

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  30. While we're on this note by u-238 · · Score: 1

    let's not forget the 4th possible scenario...

    4. Republican Party operatives unsuspectingly invited the theives after breaking the window themselves during a football practice session. Apparently they're planning on infiltrating one of Kerry's live campaign speehs and tossing him a football.

  31. Re:They didn't like my version by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    "There is also evidence that the Democrats are taking a page from Watergate history."

    Give me a break. There is not even the slightest shred of evidence supporting anything of the sort in that article. There is an entirely unfounded accusation (from the State Republican Party Chairman; hardly an unbiased source) but not a hint of any proof. If this is your idea of evidence I certainly hope you never get called to jury duty.

  32. I really do doubt it's the Demms by 0x0d0a · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It seems like kind of a stupid idea to do this. Seriously.

    Okay, consider what would have to be true for the Demms to be behind it. They want some data from a computer. They don't pay someone on the inside to get keys or another form of access. They have a plan to obtain the campaign plans from a laptop. Instead of taking lockpicks or anything else that one might expect from professional espionage types, they smash in a window -- using a rock. That's the sort of thing that you'd find at the scene, and unless there were gloves used, there are probably fingerprints left on the thing. They take the laptops.

    We've had Watergate -- we know what happens to politcos that get caught fucking around with election campaigns. They ignore Watergate and public reaction to that. They leave evidence all over the scene in a very obvious break-in right before an election -- there's no way that anyone can miss a smashed window with a stone on the ground and missing laptops. Even if they couldn't *possibly* come up with a more intelligent plan for stealing the data, they still feel that the spectre of a Watergate is worth the stealing of a laptop.

    No, I just don't buy that it's the Demms (at least the party). It'd just be stupid.

    Could it be someone pro-Bush that wants to tie up the Demms in a scandal right before the election? Maybe. That seems a little far-fetched, though. It's a terribly visible dirty trick. I'm not sure that I'd want to do something like that -- there has to be *some* sort of more effective, less risky want to pull things than to try framing the Demms.

    A common thief? Maybe. They did say that the laptops of the top three people were the ones taken. As the Republican guy said, that seems a bit unusual. Unless, of course, the laptops of the three biggest head honchos were the flashiest computers.

    And then, of course, there's the oddball concept -- maybe it's just someone who isn't intending to influence the election one way or another *or* wants the computers -- who just gets their jollies from screwing with the people and the media. This is pretty much guaranteed to produce a shitstorm. Kind of like the guys that send fake anthrax to people to screw with them. They get to read about themselves in the newspaper, and love it.

    So, I dunno. It could be the Demms, but if it is, they're being *awfully* stupid.

    1. Re:I really do doubt it's the Demms by a.different.perspect · · Score: 0, Troll

      Why the fuck would the abbreviation of "Democrat"/"Demagogue" be "Demm" with two "m"s, huh? What is wrong with you?

      Read my journal you crazy fishbowl.

    2. Re:I really do doubt it's the Demms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget it's in a state the Republicans have essentially no chance at. Now, not at any level given some of their recent gaffs involving advertising. The republicans have shot themselves in the foot in washington already, all the democrats have to do, is show up. Particularly, since washington is one of the states where they just automatically send you your ballot if you ask.

      Oh and then there was the whole thing about the bitchly republicans wanting to make enourmously blanket primaries like Washington's illegal. Really, that alone provoked a two-pronged annoyed response from me. 1) In the Primary I voted for the second strongest republican in every race, and 2) I'm going to vote a nearly complete democratic ticket which is going to be something of a first for me.

      It's to the point where they could have Ron Sims having anal sex with Patti Murray while one of them is dressed as a holocuast victim and the other a clown, and the republicans still might find a way to lose.

      Also, stealing computers is common, economic down turns and methlabs have that kind of effect. Head honchos are more likely to have laptops than or in addition to desktops. Laptops which are more valuable and more portable making them ideal for a smash and grab. The local news here wasn't conspiritorial. If the republicans raise a stink, they should know people tend to avoid voting for people with tin-foil hats.

      They are simply fucking ass-clowns. When I was in college, I knew a lot of republicans, even some politically active on campus. They weren't ass-clowns. What the fuck happened?

    3. Re:I really do doubt it's the Demms by Rayonic · · Score: 1

      Well, the "Demms" were dumb enough to try to pass off MS Word documents as authentic 1970's National Guard memos. And then they were dumb enough to defend them tooth and nail in the face of mounting evidence against them.

    4. Re:I really do doubt it's the Demms by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      That wasn't the Party, though (or it's a pretty good bet that it wasn't).

  33. Ironically? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "...ironically, they're comparing it to Watergate."

    How is a comparison to Watergate ironic?

    1. Re:Ironically? by CaptainCheese · · Score: 3, Insightful

      when most people use the word "ironic", the irony is that they don't know what the word actually means.

      It's a sort of self-fulfilling socratic irony...

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  34. Why this isn't like Watergate by Masker · · Score: 5, Insightful

    1) Watergate was the national campaign headquarters for a national political party.
    2) The Watergate burglars were caught red-handed in the offices

    Trying to equate this to Watergate is really weak.

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    1. Re:Why this isn't like Watergate by Spamsonite · · Score: 1

      They aren't trying to equate it to Watergate (i.e. say that it is equal). They are comparing the two events.

      Dislexics of the World, Untie!

    2. Re:Why this isn't like Watergate by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      3. They didn't use a rock to gain entry.

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    3. Re:Why this isn't like Watergate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More importantly, the Watergate burglary was orchestrated by THE OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT. Any comparison to Watergate is flippant at best.

    4. Re:Why this isn't like Watergate by HungWeiLo · · Score: 1

      3) This time - the burglary was discovered by local police, not Forrest Gump.

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  35. You aren't much of an expert either by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There have been plenty of analyses. The common letters (etaoinshrdlu...) are worn like they would be on a typewriter, and all the letters show slight variations in vertical and horizontal position and impression, just as they would be on a real mechanical typewriter. No one who had the patience for that kind of fakery would slip up on the obvious ones like letterhead.

    Furthermore, interviews with the colonel's secretary says the tone of the letter and the information in it was exactly what was being talked about in the office at the time, that everyone knew how pissed the colonel was about Bush playing fast and loose with his obligation, and the pressure from above and outside to let Bush get away with it.

    Bush signed up for 5 yars flight obligation and walked away from the last two years.

    As for the rest of your comments, Bush is a lying whining coward. Sitting for 7 minutes reading a book like a deer in headlights while the country is udner attack --- what kind of bravery is that? Lying about the reasons for going to war is a lot more important than Clinton lying about who he had sex with. Whining about Kerry flipflopping when Bush has flipflopped over nation building, fiscal prudence, states rights, government bureaucracy -- he isn't even a republican!

    He can't even take responsibility for anything. He hasn't even got the guts to say I was wrong, I made a mistake. He just barges on as though nothing has happened. That takes real moral courage. The buck sure doesn't stop anywhere near the White House these days.

    Anyone who likes Bush is blind. Anyone who thinks he knows what he is doing has blinders on in addition.

    1. Re:You aren't much of an expert either by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

      I agree with most of what you say. But what about Kerry? This guy puts himself in for purple hearts for what amount to scratches.

      They're both lousy bums, and they're the only choice we're being given. So, which is it, Kodos or Kang?

    2. Re:You aren't much of an expert either by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      If that were true then everyone there must have been doing the same thing including the republicans "swifts boat vets". At least Kerry did his duty before coming back to speak against the war. He didn't use his familys wealth to pull strings and get a stateside national guard post like chickenhawk bush did and then send boys to die when he was too afraid even to risk his life for his country.

    3. Re:You aren't much of an expert either by Rayonic · · Score: 1, Informative
      Here's a rather in-depth analysis for you.

      Being crumpled up and run through a copier for a few generations will introduce some variation in the horizontal and vertical spacing (mostly to do with the position of the scanning element.)

      But the main jist is that the forged memo is impossible to duplicate on any typewriter of the era -- even the best $3000 Selectric Composer typesetting machine. Whereas if you load up a modern version of MS Word, keep the default settings, and type up and print out the text of the memo, you get a perfect match.

      everyone knew how pissed the colonel was about Bush playing fast and loose with his obligation

      Says who? Proven liar Bill Burkett? Killian's former secretary (who is now a Democrat)? Killian's wife and son disagree with their claims, and the only hard evidence turned out to be forged.

      Bush signed up for 5 yars flight obligation and walked away from the last two years.

      Outright incorrect. Bush was denied a place in the flight line in Alabama (too many pilots), so he skipped an invasive medical exam and got grounded. He then finished off his point requirements for the year and left legitimately.

      And besides, they were retiring his jet fighter anyway. Even if the option had been available to him, there wasn't enough time left in his Air National Guard duty to train for a new plane.

      Sitting for 7 minutes reading a book like a deer in headlights while the country is udner attack --- what kind of bravery is that?

      Waiting for the Secret Service to scout out the area and prep an alternate escape route. What did you want him to do, run the country by phone?

      On a related note, accoring to Kerry's wife, Kerry was dumbstruck for 20 minutes on 9/11/01 (weren't we all?). Furthermore, Mrs. Kerry thinks Bush acted appropriately.

      He can't even take responsibility for anything.

      Well then hold him responsible for his actions. Don't let him off the hook this November -- re-elect him and make him deal with the consequences of his actions, good or bad.
    4. Re:You aren't much of an expert either by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      There pretty little chance of a Vietcong blowing you up while you get drunk in a bar in Alabam.

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    5. Re:You aren't much of an expert either by hackwrench · · Score: 1
    6. Re:You aren't much of an expert either by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

      Yes, and that's how I choose my presidents, based on pristine logic like yours. But have at it. You retards see problems when there are none, to justify voting for republocratic candiate A, and don't see them when they are there, to keep republocratic candidate B. The lunatics really are in charge of Asylum Earth, I just haven't figured out how I ended up here. Maybe because I keep hoping enough of you will wake up to truly change things?

    7. Re:You aren't much of an expert either by Rew190 · · Score: 1

      If you're going to try to bash Kerry for his war record, don't get angry when the opposition plays your game and points out how ridiculous it is that you attack Kerry's record when Bush was not even there.

      You retards see problems when there are none

      1,000 dead kids (with the numbers rising each month!), an absolute mess in Iraq, Bin Laden running around (war against terror? Isn't he the PRIME SUBJECT???), and an absolutely SHATTERED foreign policy is a BIG problem. The US under Bush looks like a country of complete asses.

    8. Re:You aren't much of an expert either by Rew190 · · Score: 1

      Here are the plain facts.

      The Bush administration is hyping Kerry's supposedly bad record as one of the primary reasons to not vote for him. Kerry does use the fact that he was in the war prominently to emphasize that he's an honorable man who actually knows what it means to send men to war, but the Bush administration has attempted to make Kerry's war participation as a determining factor in votes.

      Kerry was at Vietnam. Kerry earned multiple medals. The medals have been called into question by the Bush administration, but by doing that they are calling every issued purple heart into question. Kerry was there. He was shot at. In some way, shape, or form, he was injured.

      Bush was not in Vietnam in any way, shape, or form. This cannot be disputed. Bush was not in the line of fire. Bush was safe. There is a good deal of material that indicates that Bush was a bit of a draft dodger, but in the big picture of things, it doesn't even matter because Bush was not there. Kerry doesn't need to bite back as desperately as the Republicans just for that simple fact.

      How can you possibly try to argue that Bush's service was somehow superior to Kerry's? He didn't deserve the medals? Bush wasn't even there! Is this even something that the vote should hinge on in the first place (not that I, as a pro-Kerry person care, as any inspection of the facts makes Bush look like a coward next to Kerry)? How about the important stuff, like what the candidates are actually going to do if they get the presidency?

      Well then hold him responsible for his actions.

      How can that possibly work when Bush will not admit that he has made any mistakes? This is one of the big things the Bush campaign is trying to emphasize, that he is steadfast and won't be changing his mind any time soon. Re-electing him to hold him responsible makes no sense when he clearly will not say that he did any wrong. Fool me once, uh... you can't get fooled again!

    9. Re:You aren't much of an expert either by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

      Because there should be no opposition. Kerry's war record is a joke... and I say that without using it as a pro-Bush zinger.

      Bush's easy out from Vietnam in the Reserves is just as bad, considering that he didn't even serve there.

      They're both dickless morons that shouldn't be leading our country.

    10. Re:You aren't much of an expert either by Rew190 · · Score: 1

      How are all of those medals a joke? Because the right-wing spin machine has managed to change the perception of what THREE purple hearts mean?

      Bush can't even be compared on the same level just because he wasn't there!

      They're both dickless morons that shouldn't be leading our country.

      I don't think the war records should be the deciding factor, but I also think it's plainly obvious (well, to me) that Kerry is the lesser of two evils, if not just because he wants out of Iraq ASAP and wants actual allies.

    11. Re:You aren't much of an expert either by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

      Three medals he put himself in for, one of which at least he was denied, until who knows what he did to get that reversed. It wasn't enough of an injury to take him off active duty for even a day. No stitches even, from what I hear. A friend's leg was mangled when his plane went down due to enemy fire, but he was denied a purple heart (supposedly wasn't directly related to enemy fire). Kerry gets a bandaid worthy scratch because he's too stupid to use a grenade launcher properly?

      But go ahead, choose the lesser of two evils. Every election the uniparty tries its damnedest to make sure the candidates are equally evil... that loophole is fast evaporating.

    12. Re:You aren't much of an expert either by Keebler71 · · Score: 1, Interesting
      Got a reference on the for the analysis showing typewriter wear? The only one I have seen was by a professor in Utah that itself has become dubious.

      As for the issue of Bush's service. According to Wikipedia Bush served all but the last 6 months of a 6 year commitment. Oh, and he had already met his quota for the final year when he got out. You had stated that he got out 2 years early from a 5 year commitment.

      What is your evidence that Bush "lied" leading up to the war?

      I know that sounds like blasphemy but think through it... saying Bush lied about WMD implied that he knew there weren't any. What was his plan going to be when WMD's weren't found? Heck, in my mind, the fact that WMD's weren't found is some of the strongest proof that Bush didn't lie! If we had found WMD, I and I am not alone here, would have been at least a little suspicious that the US had planted them.

      In other words, insisting that Bush "lied" demands that you accept that Bush knew and accepted that they wouldn't be found and then continued anyway despite all the political damage he had to know he would receive.

      On the contrary, I think Bush though he would ride into Iraq, find a pile of half-built nukes, and think he had the next election locked-up.

      --
      "It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance." - Thomas Sowell
    13. Re:You aren't much of an expert either by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 1

      I'm not going to go hunt for that analysis. I saw it in the last week or two. I don't remember the web site, but it wasn't some fringe source, it was something about as respectable as the New York Times, I just don't remember who. The point is, the only one who could say for sure the document is real is the colonel, and he is dead. If it is a forgery, no one has taken responsibility for it. All those who say the documents are definitely forgeries are talking out their hat. There is no proof either way, and besides, they just agree with the general knowledge that Bush pulled some fast moves and walked away from his obligation, whether with tacit approval because he wasn't worth prosecuting or not.

      As for Bush lying, he was told several times by the very CIA who was boosting the case for war that the Nigerian yellowcake document was an utter forgery. He kept on putting it in speeches, they'd vet the speech and tell him to take it out, and the next speech, it would go right back in.

      I remember reading about that document six months before his state of the union speech. It was so bad ... one of the alleged signers had been out of office for something like ten years by the time he supposedly signed it.

      He also had started making plans to invade Iraq as soon as he got into office, well before 9-11.

      He was told by many experts that the aluminum tubes were not useful for centrifuges and were almost certainly intended for rockets, just like previous batches of the same tubes had been used for rockets.

      In short, he was fishing for any excuse to finish daddy's war. He certainly knew he was grasping at straws, and lying like a wino who begs for coffee money.

    14. Re:You aren't much of an expert either by Rew190 · · Score: 1

      I suppose it would be silly to ask, then, what qualifies in your mind as worthy of a purple heart? Stitches? Broken bones? Cardiac arrest?

      Once again, Bush wasn't even there.

      But go ahead, choose the lesser of two evils. Every election the uniparty tries its damnedest to make sure the candidates are equally evil... that loophole is fast evaporating.

      Oh jeez. Politics are f'ed up, that's certain, but let's please take our tinfoil hats. If you really view the situation as that, then perhaps you won't be happy at all in the US.

    15. Re:You aren't much of an expert either by Keebler71 · · Score: 1
      First off, my response to you got modded as a Troll - go figure.

      I'm not going to go hunt for that analysis. I saw it in the last week or two. I don't remember the web site, but it wasn't some fringe source, it was something about as respectable as the New York Times, I just don't remember who.

      I think I saw the same one. It is a professor in Utah who runs a media center. He is one of the experts consulted by CBS. The folks at Little Green Footballs claim to have caught him manipulating the evidence to support his claims that the documents were created on a typewriter. Of course, LGF is hardly without their motives either but it is certainly interesting. There is no proof either way, and besides, they just agree with the general knowledge that Bush pulled some fast moves and walked away from his obligation, whether with tacit approval because he wasn't worth prosecuting or not.

      There is no "general" knowledge here. As best as I can count, there are only two people claiming that the Bush "pulled fast moves", Barnes and the Colonel's secretary, both of whom have ulterior motives. There are *lots* of people who say Bush served honorably. In addition, there is weird circular reference going on. Most of the questions raised in the memo had been brought up in previous election by Burkett. He was widely discreditted at the time. This time, he made the same allegations, but with documents "proving" his case. Ironicly, many have said that perhaps the documents are forged but the content was accurate - when the fact may have been that the very reason they were created was to support the "accurate content".

      whether with tacit approval because he wasn't worth prosecuting or not.

      Prosecution for what?! You must be talking about missing a flight physical since there is ample evidence that Bush met all his guard requirements. As for the physical, let me let you in on a little secret. I am a Naval Aviator - and I have missed a required flight physical I was at graduate school at the time but missed my physical date by a month. Guess what... nothing happened. I got my physical and resumed flying the next year.

      As for Bush lying, he was told several times by the very CIA who was boosting the case for war that the Nigerian yellowcake document was an utter forgery. He kept on putting it in speeches, they'd vet the speech and tell him to take it out, and the next speech, it would go right back in.Do you have a reference for this? I don't mean to bust your chops, but this would be clear-cut evidence of lying and I haven't heard that the CIA knew that the Nigerian docs were forgeries. I did hear that the CIA used language that was more conservative than the president's language, but that is a far cry from being told specificly that the documents were forged. It is true that at some point, it became known that the story was false. However, bear in mind that British and Russian intelligence both corroborated that Iraq had WMDs. While we are on the subject, how about this little gem I have been following for a couple weeks... allegations that France forged the Nigerian documents to sabotage the US's case for war. Doubt it is true but what would you think if it ends up being true?

      He also had started making plans to invade Iraq as soon as he got into office, well before 9-11.

      As well he should have. I think the administration's biggest mistake was trying to sell Iraq mostly on WMD claims. I would have placed far more emphasis on the simple fact that Iraq had been in violation of the GWI cease fire for over 10 years simply by firing on US aircraft pretty-much daily. Again, let me let you in on a little secret ... we have plans to invade pretty much every country on Earth.

      In short, he was fishing for any excuse to finish daddy's war. H

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      "It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance." - Thomas Sowell
    16. Re:You aren't much of an expert either by Edax+Rarem · · Score: 1

      Come on... we all know that size doesn't matter.

      On a more serious note... If anyone gets even a papercut in our military, and they happen to be in combat facing an enemy that is trying to kill them, they deserve a Purple Heart.
      It isn't about the size of the wound and only someone who has never been in that situation would belittle it.

      --
      I hate my sig.
  36. My question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Why did they leave the laptops there ?

    Isn't the point of a laptop to take it with you ?

    I have never known anyone, at least in the busness world, to leave their laptops at work

    Just kind of strange to me.

  37. To everyone saying this was Rove's plot by a.different.perspect · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    It is just as plausible to say that Watergate was a Democrat plot to make Nixon look bad.

    Everyone here needs to read my journal

    1. Re:To everyone saying this was Rove's plot by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 4, Funny

      It is just as plausible to say that Watergate was a Democrat plot to make Nixon look bad.

      To cover his tracks, one of the Democrats involved (G Gordon Liddy) served five years in prison on charges of conspiracy, burglary, and illegal wiretapping before his 20 year sentence was commuted by President Carter- who, it turns out, just happened to be a Democrat. Coincidence? You decide. Then to make extra sure nobody was onto him, he became a conservative talk show host and pretended not to be a Democrat for years and years. This guy continues to cover up his sabotage of Nixon's reelection campaign to this very day. There is no depth to which these people will not sink.

    2. Re:To everyone saying this was Rove's plot by parrillada · · Score: 1

      Then to make extra sure nobody was onto him, he became a conservative talk show host and pretended not to be a Democrat for years and years

      LOL, and maybe Bush is an undercover democratic operative too! From outer space!! Who helped fake the moon landings!!!

    3. Re:To everyone saying this was Rove's plot by parrillada · · Score: 2, Insightful

      By the way, Liddy was not a Democrat. He helped run the Nixon campaign.

    4. Re:To everyone saying this was Rove's plot by gilroy · · Score: 1
      Blockquoth the poster:

      It is just as plausible to say that Watergate was a Democrat plot to make Nixon look bad.

      Except of course that the Watergate burglars were caught and identified. And lo and behold, they were all in the employ of the President and his minions. Y'idjit

      But I guess it's the truth as spoken by Homer Simpson: "You can use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true."
    5. Re:To everyone saying this was Rove's plot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are two types of people in this world, those who make sweeping generalisations, and those that don't...

  38. I'm trying to imagine... by fm6 · · Score: 1

    ... a Democratic/Liberal equivalent to G. Gordon Liddy. But the mind just boggles. I suspect the thief just wanted the hardware.

    1. Re:I'm trying to imagine... by IrnWrk · · Score: 1

      sometimes a cigar is just a cigar!;)

    2. Re:I'm trying to imagine... by jcenters · · Score: 2, Funny

      Two words: James Carville.

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      vi ~/.emacs

    3. Re:I'm trying to imagine... by fm6 · · Score: 1
      Oh please. Carville may be Liddy's counterpoint in political opinion, but their histories are nothing similar. I mean look at all the shit that Liddy pulled leading up to Watergate. Nixon was chased out of office as much for employing people like Liddy as any of his more direct actions.

      There's just no equivalent of Liddy on the left -- unless you believe the Hiliary-is-Satan conspiracy buffs. And if you do, go join the UFOrians and Illuminati-Skulters over on the other side of the room. This discussion is for grownups.

  39. To me, the Bush documents are plausible. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1, Interesting


    60 Minutes II Editors,

    To me, the Bush documents publicized by CBS are plausible.

    I was prepared to believe the Bush documents were forgeries because of reading someone's comment before I saw the documents. However, when I saw the documents, I laughed. The Bush documents contain an artifacts, such as a shift in baseline, that is characteristic of the typesetting machines of the time.

    I think I have provided valuable information below about the plausibility of the documents. The information gives perhaps useful ideas about how to continue the CBS investigation.

    It is ENTIRELY IRRELEVANT to the Bush documents that some machine that a critic has chosen cannot do typesetting. Critics should just choose another machine that can.

    Decades ago, it sometimes happened that I would go to some company that did both typesetting and typing to pick up my typing, and be handed, not pages of typing, but pages of typesetting film. The first time that happened I was scared, because if the company thought that had I ordered typesetting, the cost would be very high. I said something like, "I wanted this typed, not typeset." As proof I said something like, "It's just an informal business letter." The woman behind the counter laughed and said something like, "I was at the typesetter when someone handed me your job, and I was too lazy to get up and go over to the typewriter." "But what about the cost?" "I'm only charging you $4."

    The woman thought she was doing me a favor (while wasting her company's typesetting film), but she wasn't. Sure the letter looked wonderful, but typesetting was so psychologically powerful back then that the fact that a letter was typeset would distract the reader from the message. (It should be obvious that I copied the letter from the typesetting film to a piece of paper.)

    Why did she typeset the letters? Maybe she was training someone in how to use the typesetting machine. Maybe she discovered that she didn't have any more of the one-use carbon ribbons. Or maybe she was just lazy, as in one of the incidents that happened to me.

    NOTHING about what you see when you print a document typed in Times New Roman in Microsoft Word has ANYTHING WHATSOEVER to do with either Microsoft Word or Microsoft Corporation.

    On the computer I am using to type this, Times New Roman is supplied to me as the file times.ttf, dated 08/29/2002, 05:00 AM. If you look at the file with a tool that can view binary, you will see this message, and a lot of other heavy-duty legal language:

    "This typeface is the property of Monotype Typography and its use by you is covered under the terms of a license agreement. You have obtained this typeface software either directly from Monotype or together with software distributed by one of Monotype's licensees."

    Microsoft Word ONLY follows the information in this file. You can prove this to yourself by downloading and installing a copy of Open Office from www.OpenOffice.org. Open Office is better in important ways than Microsoft Office, and it is free, as in "You don't pay anything." Type anything you want in both Microsoft Office and Open Office, using the same font, and notice that it looks identical.

    Open Office did not automatically superscript the "th". I didn't like that superscripting thirty years ago, and I don't like it now. Only a company like Microsoft, that has limited interest in idealistic products, would make the superscripting of "th" automatic. In 1972 it had already been decades since that was in fashion, although it persisted on some machines, and was used by novices. Even when it was "in fashion" that was only because there was a period when typesetters liked to show off what they could do.

    To superscript the "th" in Open Office, I selected the "th" and chose Format/ Character/ Position/ Superscript. The output was identical to the output of the version of Microsoft Word in Office 2000.

    This is not surprising, since all of the information is s

    1. Re:To me, the Bush documents are plausible. by drakaan · · Score: 1
      Ahh, the old "let's pick the least likely scenario just because it's remotely possible that it could explain things" trick.

      So, you (or whoever actually wrote this) are saying that the documents are legitimate, even though no-one involved believes the documents to be authentic, and though no-one involved believes that the documents were sent out to be typeset?

      I suppose you also believe that when dealing with an alcoholic, it's best to write up a memo yourself and take it to the typesetter, in order to leave a favorable impression on people who will hopefully never read it?

      The content of the memos may, indeed, be correct, but those thoughts on it are just plain silly.

      --
      "Murphy was an optimist" - O'Toole's commentary on Murphy's Law
    2. Re:To me, the Bush documents are plausible. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good grief man! Did you generate that drivel all yourself?! You need to get out more, or get a new hobby.

      The idea that a Colonel, whose wife and son said couldn't type, and liked Bush, would use a typesetting machine costing thousands of dollars instead of a typewriter to produce personal memos for record, which are exactly the same as what you would get with only a Microsoft Word version available 22 years later, just to record his grievances about being pressured to favor Bush by a retired general with no power is.... silly.

      But, maybe I am wrong. Maybe you are the only man on the planet who can see clearly enough to not only devine the essential truth behind the facade of these forged memos, but to also grasp the essential truths needed to assume the burden of spreading the word about the Timecube. Maybe you can assume this man's burden since he is in his 70s and can't continue forever.

      Good luck with all that.

    3. Re:To me, the Bush documents are plausible. by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      The fact that he did not claim that the Colonel used a typewriter or typesetter must have conveniantly missed you.

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      Lars T.

      To the guy who modded me down from perfect to terrible Karma - Apple haters still suck

  40. It happened to me, several times. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1


    Here's a paragraph from my comment: "Nothing that I've said in this commentary until now attempts to decide whether the Bush documents in question were or were not forgeries. I have only been establishing that the documents are plausible. It appears to me that I am in a position to know what might be plausible."

    All I'm saying is that it happened to me, several times, that I took letters to be typed, and they were returned looking like the Bush documents.

    I've had a life-long interest in typesetting. The forger would have to be very, very knowledgeable to make those documents, and then what would be accomplished? The forger would only impress people like me.

    1. Re:It happened to me, several times. by Rew190 · · Score: 1

      You also said that you laughed as if it was obviously not forged. The actual professionals would disagree with you. Writing an essay of a post isn't going to get past this simple fact.

    2. Re:It happened to me, several times. by drakaan · · Score: 1
      Well, the issue of whether or not they are forgeries is important to the discussion, here, since if they *are* forged, it implies that someone sought to deliberately present information that doesn't (as far as anyone has said so far) exist anywhere.

      You talked about them being plausible, and my response was specific, if sarcastic: If Col. Killian routinely had his secretary type documents of this type (and she said that he did), then why is it plausible that they were sent off to be typeset, when she herself stated that they reflected things she herself had typed.

      If these documents were meant to be part of a personal CYA file, and they had already been typed by his secretary (not typeset) why would he bother sending them off to be typeset? We're talking about personal documents that would ostensibly never be viewed by anyone other than himself, and if he did need to show them to someone else, proportional spacing and kerning wouldn't be a big deal...they weren't press releases or some report to be delivered to higher-ups.

      These are the two things that make the presented documents seem less than plausible, not from the point of view of whether they might have been typeset, and not from the point of view of whether or not they represent Col. Kilian's point of view, but from the point of view of "why would these documents exist in this form?".

      I see interlaced in both of your lengthier posts a lot of comments about alcoholism and the current state of governmental affairs in Iraq. You seem to believe that Bush is an alcoholic (maybe), and that something about the psychological effects that relate to that causing the situation in Iraq and the reputation of the US to be irreparably harmed, at least for the next 50 years.

      I don't draw the same conclusions as you. Having been in Iraq for a period of time in early 1991, I have some small insight into how the people who lived there appeared to feel about life with Saddam Hussein, and despite recent statements about how much worse things are now, I didn't meet hordes of people who were happy with either their treatment by him or their conscription into his armies.

      There are currently a lot of people in Iraq who would very much like to see any new democratic government fail, so, yes, there is instability. To say that Saddam's rule is preferable to the possibility of representative government in Iraq, though, is nonsensical, unless you presume that the people living there do not wish to have a voice in what happens in their country.

      As for the reputation of the US in the world, I would say two things. First, we are far from the only country with mud on its face following Saddam's removal from Iraq. The barely-mentioned (these days) oil-for-food scandal is important, and it appears that while the US tarnished her image by "going it alone" in Iraq, Russia, Germany, France, and even Japan decided that UN sanctions were less important than making a buck, when dealing with Saddam's Iraq...everybody's lost some "shine".

      Second, and this is so close to a partisan talking point that I'm hesitant to regurgitate it, our government's first duty is not to be respected in the international community, it's to provide an environment for our citizens to be able to enjoy their respective rights. Part of doing that is making decisions about what and who threatens the safety of all of us who live here.

      It's easy to look back and say "the intelligence was wrong, we shouldn't have gone", but that doesn't mean that you can ignore the present reality after doing so, and it doesn't mean that someone else would have made a different decision in the same circumstances.

      I'm getting a bit far afield from the post I'm replying to, but I'm also responding to some other things you've mentioned here. Back to that, now.

      If you have a lifelong interest in typesetting, and the alleged forger would have impressed you, then they likely would impress others with expertise on that subject. Why would someone want to do that? It's pretty plain to see, I should think. They wanted the documents to pass the smell test and get aired on a major news channel (which they did), and hopefully cause some turmoil during this last bit of election season. I don't know why that would be hard to grasp, but there it is for you.

      --
      "Murphy was an optimist" - O'Toole's commentary on Murphy's Law
  41. Easy choice by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'd vote for the guy who got three purple hearts, a silver star, and a bronze star, anytime, over the guy who took the rich boy coward's way out and won't admit there was anything even remotely improper about it.

    Attacking any of Kerry's purple hearts is attacking every purple heart ever issued. That is not to say that all were well earned. No doubt some were for mere scratches, just as LBJ got a silver star in WWII basically to get him out of the war zone; MacArthur didn't appreciate politicians gallivanting around to get votes back home. But to single out one of Kerry's three purple hearts, when he was at least over there and getting shot at and rescuing a man, is pretty damned silly.

    A friend of mine was so pissed about the slimeball attacks on Kerry's purple hearts by the Bushies that when he saw a jeep with a purple heart license plate and a "Another vet for Bush" bumper sticker, he asked the guy if he had earned his purple heart. That's obnoxious as hell, but perfectly fair in the light of the Bushies attacking Kerry's purple hearts. Either check them all or leave them all alone. Don't single out Kerry.

    1. Re:Easy choice by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

      Figures. I also ask the bush fanatics, and get lame-ass answers like this one. How does one let their brain rot enough to think like this. Have they surgically attached the puppet strings to your head and torso yet?

      Why would you want either of them? If this was football, it would be somehow fathomable. But whatever. My sole, small consolation is that a fool like you is likely to suffer just as much as myself when one of these two boobs wins.

    2. Re:Easy choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd vote for the guy who got three purple hearts, a silver star, and a bronze star, anytime, over the guy who took the rich boy coward's way out and won't admit there was anything even remotely improper about it.

      What you really mean is that you hate Bush and will vote for Kerry despite what dozens of people who actually saw him in action, or the people who suffered because of him, have to say about the very reason you say you are voting for him. (His medals.) If what Bush did was approved by his commanders and allowed by regulation, it was proper. That is why he got an honorable discharge from a component of the armed forces of the United States. (Like Kerry.) Get over it.

    3. Re:Easy choice by Jarlsberg · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      I'd vote for the guy who got three purple hearts, a silver star, and a bronze star, anytime, over the guy who took the rich boy coward's way out and won't admit there was anything even remotely improper about it.
      I do *not* want to compare anyone to Hitler, but I'd like to point out that if Hitler was an American soldier in WW1, he would have gotten at least two purple heart for his injuries on the front. He was a dedicated soldier and a war hero. This didn't stop him from creating a dictatorship in a democratic country, go to war to most of the world, and orchestrating unspeakable atrocities to jews, gypsys and a lot of other innocent peoples.
    4. Re:Easy choice by w3rzr0b0t5 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      But of course you support all the assholes that fled to Canada, I'm sure.

      You people suffer from multiple personality disorder.

    5. Re:Easy choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I'd vote for the guy who got three purple hearts, a silver star, and a bronze star, anytime, over the guy who took the rich boy coward's way out and won't admit there was anything even remotely improper about it.

      Funny. I'd vote for the guy who didn't join up at all and instead protested the whole war.

      What is it with you americans and needing your leaders to be war heroes? Your one solution to every problem seems to be to declare war on it (War on terror, war on drugs, etc). No wonder you make the rest of us nervous.

    6. Re:Easy choice by w3rzr0b0t5 · · Score: 0

      Your IP address has been logged and your threat status upgraded.

    7. Re:Easy choice by Kalak · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This goes against my nature to just say "me too" but I couldn't have said it better myself. Even if all Kerry had was a campaign ribbon, no Purple Hearts, and no Stars, and was a PFC loading boxes then it sure beats campaigning at home and not showing up for duty. I respect both the vets and the Guard members I've met (as all are pledged to put lives on the line), but being there is a far cry more service than not being anywhere. (AWOL may be the correct term, we don't have enough records, AFAIK, but we sure know he missed his physical he was ordered to show for.)

      To question Kerry's service records is a straw man - Bush has no service record - correction, so he's actually missing a few of them. If that's your reason for not voting Kerry, or voting for Bush, then you are disrespecting all those who served in any capacity. If you can't get a real reason to vote for a candidate, maybe you should either examine the issues more, or just not vote. Look for the real issues, and pick a candidate based on those.

      p.s. This applies no matter who you end up choosing to vote for - just have a good reason, cause we're going to have to live with the decision, so I hope it's based on some good reason, not some crap.

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      I am, and always will be, an idiot. Karma: Coma (mostly effected by .hack)
    8. Re:Easy choice by MilenCent · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'd vote for the guy who got three purple hearts, a silver star, and a bronze star, anytime, over the guy who took the rich boy coward's way out and won't admit there was anything even remotely improper about it.

      Really? I'd vote for the guy who didn't freaking give tax breaks to the richest 1% of Americans under the cover of helping the middle class, double freaking pull back environmental protections it took decades to establish, quadruple freaking send us to war in Iraq under false pretenses, and super-duper-dippity-dang-dog-freaking exhibit a childlike love for junk science that furthers his beliefs.

      Yes, this means I'm voting for the same person as you. I just take the view that while it's nice that the guy you're voting for is honorable on the field of battle and all, under the present circumstances, that are dozens of other, more important, reasons to vote against Bush.

    9. Re:Easy choice by Rew190 · · Score: 1

      Please tell me you're just writing out what's going through your head and not trying to make an actual point.

    10. Re:Easy choice by Jarlsberg · · Score: 1

      The point is: even if someone gets a medal or two from the army, it doesn't say anything about that person's morals or integrity.

    11. Re:Easy choice by Rew190 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No, but skipping out on real service sure does...

    12. Re:Easy choice by ArcherB · · Score: 0

      Tell the millions of Reserve and National Guard members currently serving that they are skipping on their service and you might just have a few of them skipping your head like a flat rock across water.

      Also, why is it that those that accuse Bush of "skipping" on his service and support Kerry because of it are the same people that supported Clinton over both George Herber Walker Bush and Bob Dole? Don't pretend to take a stand based on your convictions when you are simply blinded by nothing more partisanship.

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      There is no "I disagree" mod for a reason. Flamebait, Troll, and Overrated are not substitutes.
    13. Re:Easy choice by Rew190 · · Score: 1

      The millions of Reserve and National Guard members probably didn't receive the deferments that Bush did, nor would that even be a big deal if they weren't trying to talk badly about a man who was actually in the line of fire and received a medal.

      See the difference?

      Don't pretend to take a stand based on your convictions when you are simply blinded by nothing more partisanship.

      I'm not, I just find it ironic that Bush is trying so hard to discredit Kerry's record when his is more questionable. This is comparing simple facts, not political rhetoric.

      I don't even care about their war records, but if it's going to be brought up, then all I see is the extreme right wing spin machine hard at work. Sorry.

      the same people that supported Clinton over both George Herber Walker Bush and Bob Dole?

      I'd say most Kerry supporters aren't doing so for his war record, so it's not really the factor you might think it to be. The only reason it's even any sort of discussion point is because the spin machine has done its best to bring it to the limelight. It's there, and it's extremely easy to retort to given Bush's record.

      Realistically, I think most Kerry supporters are Kerry supporters because they despise Bush and Kerry is telling them what they want to hear, not for Kerry's war record. War records aren't exactly a big priority when the whole world despises this country, Osama is still running around, and Iraq is a mess. These are the factors, not Kerry's war record or the spin on how Kerry has changed his mind based on facts instead of refusing to admit mistakes.

  42. Bullshit! by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 1

    Let's see here ...

    Being crumpled up and run through a copier for a few generations will introduce some variation in the horizontal and vertical spacing (mostly to do with the position of the scanning element.)

    and

    Whereas if you load up a modern version of MS Word, keep the default settings, and type up and print out the text of the memo, you get a perfect match.

    So you can make it mismatch and match at the same time? Crumple it up to make it misaligned and look like a typewritten document, but it still matches Word exactly? Pretty clever!

    As for not being required to finish his flight obligation, he signed documents to get into the Guard that he would spend 5 years flying, and only did three. He was ordered to take the physical, and as far as being invasive, sheesh, a standard flight physical which would have incidentally shown up his cocaine usage. He'd taken them before, and he sure as hell supports the war on drugs. I guess he just can't take the heat. He was also told that the Alabama outfit was not acceptable, went ahead on his own and flaked out from both bases anyway. That's responsibility for you!

    As for who says the office attitude supported the Colonel, it's interesting that you disavow the secretary's word merely because she is a democrat. I'd guess the secretary knew more about what went on in the office than his wife or children. If he was typing up memos himself to cover his ass for Bush's outside interference, do you think it likely he'd blab to his wife? How old were his children then? I suppose they are republicans, that makes all the difference in the world.

    And your last comment, what a joke. Yes, a banker embezzles, keep him in his job to deal with it, that's what you're suggesting. Pretty good. I reckon the rest of your comments are about as intelligent. Let me have your bank account while your at it, I could have some fun with that.

    1. Re:Bullshit! by Rayonic · · Score: 1, Informative
      So you can make it mismatch and match at the same time? Crumple it up to make it misaligned and look like a typewritten document, but it still matches Word exactly? Pretty clever!


      Because the alignment distortion is consistent with modern photocopiers. Did you even look at the link I gave you? Here's a shorter one. Keep in mind that nothing comes even vaguely as close as MS Word.

      As for not being required to finish his flight obligation, he signed documents to get into the Guard that he would spend 5 years flying, and only did three.

      Well, seeing as he broke no rules and got an honorable discharge, I'd have to say everything went fine.

      a standard flight physical which would have incidentally shown up his cocaine usage. He'd taken them before, and he sure as hell supports the war on drugs. I guess he just can't take the heat. He was also told that the Alabama outfit was not acceptable, went ahead on his own and flaked out from both bases anyway.

      Where's the proof? Still being fabricated?

      If he was typing up memos himself to cover his ass for Bush's outside interference

      He couldn't type and the memos were forged. Please try to pay attention.

      do you think it likely he'd blab to his wife? How old were his children then?

      Okay, then, actual, legit documents show Killian praising Bush. Allow me to quote:
      "Lt Bush is a dynamic outstanding young officer. He clearly stands out as a top notch fighter interceptor pilot. Lt Bush is possessed of sound judgement, yet is a tenacious competitor and an aggressive pilot. He is mature beyond his age and experience level as evidenced by his recent participation in the unit firing deployment."

      Just give it up already, will you? You're embarassing yourself.
  43. Bush-speak... by BrokenHalo · · Score: 4, Informative
    Burglarized?

    A burglar might burgle a property, in which case the property has been burgled

    1. Re:Bush-speak... by recursiv · · Score: 2, Informative

      Verify your facts before posting.
      That way, I won't have to do it for you.

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    2. Re:Bush-speak... by Vess+V. · · Score: 1

      What do you call one who burglarizes?

      A burglarizer

    3. Re:Bush-speak... by Andy_R · · Score: 1

      This alternative spelling is one of the variations between American English and everyone else's English that the rest of the world finds highly amusing, such as missing the 'u' out of colour and getting the pronounciation of Colin Powell's first name all wrong.

      The references you quote also have the word listed without the unnecessary "ariz" in the middle. I get the feeling it's only in the dictionary in it's long form because enough people got it wrong for it to come into common usage.

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    4. Re:Bush-speak... by hackwrench · · Score: 1

      The strange thing about Britons is that they think they're the rest of the world. when compared with the U.S.

      But seriously, does anyone have any statistics on what countries use American English and what countries use British English?

      By the way, the correct pronounciation of Colin Powell's first name is how he pronounces it.

    5. Re:Bush-speak... by MilenCent · · Score: 1

      Even if you are incorrect in your word usage, "burgled" is simply more fun to say than "burglarized." Burgleburgleburgle! Robblerobblerobble!

    6. Re:Bush-speak... by dingbatdr · · Score: 1

      My guess is that all those English-speakers in India and Pakistan would count as English-English. Since India alone outnumbers the US almost 4-1, I would say that English-English is by far the more broadly spoken.

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    7. Re:Bush-speak... by Monkelectric · · Score: 1
      My guess is that all those English-speakers in India and Pakistan would count as English-English. Since India alone outnumbers the US almost 4-1, I would say that English-English is by far the more broadly spoken.

      Um lets think for a second? Who colonized India for 100's of years? Wasn't us Americans... History is your friend

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    8. Re:Bush-speak... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dont misunderestimate the flexability of the english language

    9. Re:Bush-speak... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You definitely did a lot of verifying. The beauty of this is that the lazy asses will definitely continue to be lazy asses and never look up the information for themseles. /. definitely has a bunch of lazy asses who really don't care. They'll purposely mispell, mispronounce, misrepresent, and misinterpret words and definitions, because they believe that spelling is unimportant for transmitting information. They believe that content is more important than an impotent spelling ability.

    10. Re:Bush-speak... by hackwrench · · Score: 1

      But how many people in India and Pakistan are in fact British English speakers? Speakers of some form of creole don't count.

  44. Please moderate parent up by Undefined+Parameter · · Score: 1

    Even if it's not factually correct or true, the parent is interesting. It may not be directly on-topic, but it's still relevent to the topic in my opinion, be it humble or otherwise.

    ~UP

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  45. Oh, not so by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If I had to choose between Kerry and Bush, based solely on their military service or what their military service showed of their character, it would be Kerry in a heartbeat, for the reasons stated above.

    But here's how I really feel about politicians and voting and elections.

    Firts, politicians are scum, but that's because we only choose scum. Look at all the flak Kerry has gotten for actually thinking about bills and voting differently as conditions change, and for giving detailed answers. What politician wants that kind of noise? Better to give soundbytes and follow some standard party line and pass on the standard lies. Politicians follow the law of evolution too, survival of the fittest, and the result is that you can't rely on what they say. besides which, even if they talk reasonably, like Kerry's long winded answers, you still can't rely on those answers, because conditions may change, and then their previous answers are useless.

    So people do the natural thing, which is disregard everything substantial said by politicians. All you have left is character: how do they behave under pressure, do they act like fools, do they seem like they use their common sense, do they seem to understand and think and generally be someone you can rely on? And the only way to get that answer is to watch them in public. That's where sitting politicians have the advantage, people see them all the time on TV, read about them every day in the newspapers. Very few challengers get that same kind of publicity. That's why Arnie became governor of California, how Reagan became president.

    My voting preference thus is biased against incumbents. Throw the rascals out! They get so much publicity that few challengers can match, and I figure they are lining their pockets, either financially or contact-wise or thru some inner ego kind of budget, that one term is enough. Throw the rascals out and get in fresh inexperienced rascals who haven't built up the contacts and corruption machinery.

    You could call Kerry an incumbent, since he has been in the senate for what, 20 years? But it is a different office, so the edge goes towards him.

    Secondly, look at the American federal givernment over the last 30 years, and the only time it came close to working the way a government should work was 1994 and a year or two afterwards, when the voters got so fed up with Clinton corruption that they voted in a republican congress. Sudenly the two sides actually had to talk to each other, we had a budget surplus, and things actually got done.

    Didn't take long for the noble incoming republicans to break all their promises, of course. Power corrupts. Pretty soon it was back to the same old same old, petty bickering, stalemate, you name it, nothing new, move along.

    So my second bias is to make sure the congress and president are from opposite parties. I don't want crap like the PATRIOT trash rammed thru, or the bogus resolution which Shrub used to resume daddy's war. I want it to be damned hard for the government to act quickly, I want them to compromise and talk to each other and debate things.

    Shrub loses there too. It's a lot less likely that either the senate or house will become democrat, so I want a democrat president.

    And in fact, I live in California, which almost certainly will go for Kerry. So if he has a big enough lead here, I will not waste my vote adding to that tally, I will look at the smaller parties, and see where my vote can do the most good. If they get a certain percentage of votes, they get on the ballot next time without having to collect signatures.

    Now, does any of that answer any of your questions?

  46. Circular arguments go nowhere by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 1

    You say the documents don't count because they are forged, and they are forged because they contradict your position.

    That praise of Bush is bog-standard fitness reporting. Ever heard of grade inflation? The military has it in spades. Just about everyone gets an A. You have to be really atrocious to get a bad report. Besides, no one says Bush wasn't ok to start with.

    If you want to pick and choose documents, go ahead. There are a whole lot of documents, even some released by the white house, showing that he did not meet his obligation. Of course the Bushies like yourself say those documents don't count, since they don't support Bush. They say the honorable discharge proves all the others are lies. This all assumes there are no favors done in the military, which is given the lie by the very fact that Bush jumped the queue to get into the guard and never finished his flight obligation. 5 years. That covered not just Alabama, it also covered a year or two of Yale. It was not 5 years if you feel like it, or 5 years of getting dental exams. It was 5 years of flight duty. He skipped the last two. He signed an agreement for 5 years of flight duty, he walked away from the last two.

    No matter how many documents you say are forged, the bare fact is that he signed for 5 years of flight duty and skipped the last two. No quibbling about crumpled photocopies or republicans kids' memories can change that.

    But I guess that simple fact embarasses you, because you keep avoiding it and concentrating on crumpled Word documents that somehow get misaligned enough to look like they are typewritten yet still perfectly match Word documents, even tho the purported photocopying was surely on different copiers.

    1. Re:Circular arguments go nowhere by Rayonic · · Score: 1, Insightful
      You say the documents don't count because they are forged, and they are forged because they contradict your position.

      No, they are forged because they were typed up in Microsoft Word, and are impossible to replicate using any known 1970's typewriter.

      which is given the lie by the very fact that Bush jumped the queue to get into the guard

      "Jumped the queue"? That's a Michael Moore fabrication. There were plenty of flight slots open when Bush applied. There was no mythical unified queue.

      5 years. That covered not just Alabama, it also covered a year or two of Yale. It was not 5 years if you feel like it, or 5 years of getting dental exams. It was 5 years of flight duty. He skipped the last two.

      He did leave early, but he didn't exactly skip the last two. He fufilled his point obligations (at least 50 points a year) for all five years, and he got an honorable discharge. The Air National Guard was flexible.

      He said, 'Well, you're not going to let me fly the jet you're phasing out anyway. Can I leave?'

      They said, 'Sure, we have too many pilots anyway. Off you go.'

      (I'm paraphrasing.)

      Here is a decent article on the subject.

      Word documents that somehow get misaligned enough to look like they are typewritten

      They don't look typewritten at all. The only reason that there is a slight variation from a printed Word doc is because the thing was run through a copier a dozen times.

      ...well, it's been fun talking to you. One doesn't often come across someone so willfully blind.

    2. Re:Circular arguments go nowhere by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 1

      Let's see, photocopies that distort only certain letters (etaoi...) which happen to be the most common ones, and the ones that wear out on typewriters. That's pretty fancy technology. But I suppose you could tart up the fonts that Word uses.

      It also distorts by jumping some characters up, like a typewriter. That's even better, now you'd have to muck around with Word very much weirdly.

      They don't look typewritten when you only see them thru Rush's eyes. Try looking at them with your own eyes. Figure out how photocopying them can distort them enough to look like a typewriter, then claim it still matches Word perfectly. I guess all photocopiers distort equally all over the country.

      And if Bush didn't jump the queue because he didn't need to, then what does the then-Lt Governor mean when he says he got Bush the appointment? I suppose just backup? Maybe Bush didn't meet the grades? Or maybe there really was a queue, as so many other people say, including lots of people who couldn't get in because the eaiting period was so long.

      But at least you admit he left early. Even Bush won't admit that, he just says he fulfilled his obligation but refuses to admit he didn't do the 5 years he promised.

      For your information, getting an honorable discharge in those times was pretty easy if you wanted out. The military was winding down after the Vietnam war, wanted to get rid of all the losers who had only volunteered so they could avoid the draft, and those who had not been happy draftees, so if you wanted out, it wasn't hard. I had a shipmate who could flutter one eyeball and get it bloodshot within a few seconds. One day he decided he had had enough of the navy and began going down to sick call after fluttering his eyeball, and after a few visits he got an honorable discharge for medical reasons.

      Another friend got an honorable discharge after fragging several officers. They didn't have enough evidence to charge him, but they didn't want him in either.

      Our ship pulled into Karachi, Pakistan, and gave clear warning that everybody returning from shore would be strip searched. 40 people got caught bringing a kilo of hash on board, and rumor spread real quick that they had been discharged, honorably, just to get rid of them, rather than the hassle of a court martial. A whole lot of sailors kicked themselves for not joining in on the fun.

      The problem isn't that Bush got out early, it's that he lies about it. He didn't use proper channels, he didn't have any excuse except he didn't want to take a drug test and he had to help on a political campaign and he simply quit going to guard meetings on his own initiative. Now he won't admit it. H\he is a lying whining coward who has no concept of responsibility. The buck certainly does not stop at his desk.

  47. 72-Hour Plan? by RealProgrammer · · Score: 2

    The two sides are both so cynical I am ready to ignore them both and write in Pete Rose. If they'd each quit pandering to the other's base for a minute, they'd quickly understand how simple it is:

    What the Republicans need to do is quit trying to look liberal, and instead convince middle class subdivisionites that George Bush is God's Own Candidate. They'll turn out in droves.

    What the Democrats need to do is quit trying to look like anti-war-but-tough-on-terror hawks, and instead convince undecided voters that John Kerry has a firm position on some issue. They already know he isn't George Bush; he can stop running on that now.

    No, the two sides keep hitting their talking points and strategizing about getting out the vote of this or that demographic.

    I think I'll turn my attention to something important. Don't they know there's a pennant race going on?

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  48. It's 'BURGLED', you morons! by EnglishTim · · Score: 2, Funny

    Christ!

    Next we'll have people saying "Last night I was burglarized by burglarizer"!

    Or perhaps in a few years time it shall be known as getting 'burglarizered'...

    WHEN WILL THE MADNESS END?

  49. Bottom line on Bush/Kerry and Vietnam... by sgant · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't care how Bush acted in the National Guard...to me I don't care if he had a stellar record there and did an outstanding job or if he snorted cocaine on the flight-line...everyone is missing the big, overall point here.

    He dodged the draft! He dodged going to Vietnam. Look, there were 3 ways to get out of going to Vietnam if your number came up back then. 1, skip off to Canada. 2, be in college forever. 3, Join the National Guard.

    And again, this same way of thinking can be applied to Kerry. The "Swift Boat Vets" who accuse him of false heroism in Vietnam are again missing the point too. I don't care if Kerry was a file clerk that never saw combat and stayed in Saigon...HE WAS IN VIETNAM! He went there...he didn't try to get out of it.

    Our last two Presidents got out of going to the War...

    So bottom line...and in case it really matters to anyone and if anyone is keeping score...Kerry went to Vietnam, Bush got out of going.

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    1. Re:Bottom line on Bush/Kerry and Vietnam... by MilenCent · · Score: 1

      Should we hold this against Bush? I mean, I would have mightily endevored to stay out of Vietnam myself. I am a little peeved, however, that it was daddy's influence that kept him out instead of a means that would have been available to me, were I of draftable age (or even born) then.

      From one perspective, Kerry was honorable for going oversees and participating in that iffish little war. From another, let's call it the "Rincewind perspective," he was stupid for doing so.

      I find myself thinking more and more like Rincewind as I get older. Where'd I put that luggage....

  50. Your tinfoil hat is not malfunctioning by quintessent · · Score: 1

    There is something really fishy about the whole thing. Have a look at this.

    On the other hand, the break-in doesn't quite have the Rovian flair. I think it was just one of those freak crimes by some anarchist.

  51. And better still, by quintessent · · Score: 1

    Look at this.

  52. Ummm, sarcasm? by Unknown+Poltroon · · Score: 1

    REad the post again with that in mind.

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    1. Re:Ummm, sarcasm? by parrillada · · Score: 1

      I honestly can't tell. Too deadpan.

      I hear conservatives say more ridiculous things all the time -- there is overlap between satire and reality.

    2. Re:Ummm, sarcasm? by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

      I honestly can't tell. Too deadpan.

      ;)

  53. Ratfucking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    But because Burkett had confirmation of large parts of his story, because his story involved a felony on the part of administration officials, and because the Bush documents do indeed have gaping holes consistent with a "cleansing" of damaging information, Burkett was on the A-list of people in line for a Karl Rove "ratfucking", as it has become known in political circles.

    Hey I learned a new word today!

  54. There is no way this was done for political reason by clenhart · · Score: 1

    There is no way this was done to steal political information. The crime scene makes it obvious that there was a break-in. It would be way to damaging to the campaign.

  55. No shit by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 1

    But the Bushies made such a horrendous deal out of Clinton having (legally) dodged the draft, for them to hold up Bush's Guard (non)service as Good is beyond hypocritical. Like I said, if I were basing my choice only on character showed by military service, Kerry would win in a heartbeat.

    1. Re:No shit by ArcherB · · Score: 0

      Fleeing the country is hardly what I'd call (legally) dodging the draft.

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  56. Swift boat vets swift with the truth by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Funny isn't it, how almost all the swift boat vets who now condemn Kerry were singing his praises in speech and writing previously, some only last year. Furthermore, those who now condemn him either weren't in service with him, weren't in his battles, or just plain weren't even in theater. One of them, who condemns his silver or bronze star, got the same medal for the same action with the same message, and no that message was not written by Kerry. And it was approved and forwarded on by some admiral who wasn't even on scene and now calls it a lie.

    Anyone who puts credence in the swift boat vets is just plain blind.

  57. Enlistment contracts can be changed by military by AHumbleOpinion · · Score: 1

    Bush signed up for 5 yars flight obligation and walked away from the last two years.

    Enlistment contracts can be changed by military. My father signed up for four years active duty. At some point during his service they asked if he would like to change his enlistment to two years active duty plus four years in the Guard, the Guard units in his home state needed some more people with his specialty.

    My understanding is that Bush getting out early was perfectly normal at that time. There were many pilots returning from Vietnam who wanted to transfer to the Guard. So the military made a very wise decision, they let the guy with a few hundred hours of experience out early and gave his slot to a combat vet who probably had thousands of hours of experience. That Guard only has so many slots to fill, they can't just make new ones.

    Kerry also benefitted from the policies of the time. During Vietnam officers sometimes had much shorter tours than enlisted men. The military wanted to get as many officers as possible some time with a combat command. In no way am I suggesting that Kerry's wounds were scratches but few in the military would care one way or another with respect to whether to rotate this guy out or not. This policy was sometimes referred to as "ticket punching" and it was recognized as having a detrimental effect on unit cohesion and performance.

    To be clear, I am not accusing Kerry of being a ticket puncher. Even if he were so what? People volunteer for the military for many reasons. Doing so to enhance a political resume is a valid reason, it should even be encouraged. Politicians should know what its like to be cold, wet, and sleeping in a mud hole. Anyone who served in the military in any capacity at all deserves respect, this includes Bush, especially since flying a single seat high performace jet is inherently dangerous. I also recall that he volunteered for some program that was sending Guard pilots to Vietname but he was not accepted. Anyone who also served in combat deserves additional respect, even if it was only for a day. How many guys got killed their first day out?

    1. Re:Enlistment contracts can be changed by military by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 1

      Kerry took advantage of a regulation that those with three purple hearts could request transfer out of the area.

      I myself got a three month early out for staying on my ship instead of transferring after two years.

      My gripe with Bush is that he claims he served his full obligation, says he served in Alabama, etc, when he did not. If he had taken advantage of some early out program, why doesn't he say so? He refuses to take any responsibility for leaving early without permission, and that is my gripe, especially with all the righteous right who blasted Clinton for legally dodging the draft. Then there are Cheney (5 school deferments; he "had better things to do"), and all the other legal draft dodgers in the administration. Bush man talk with forked tongue, and I despise that. If they said they regret their earlier decisions, or they don't remember the details, I wouldn't care, but they are all holier than thou and sending soldiers to die for a stupid pointless resumption of daddy's war when they are hyprocrits about the niceties of draft dodging.

    2. Re:Enlistment contracts can be changed by military by AHumbleOpinion · · Score: 1, Insightful

      My gripe with Bush is that he claims he served his full obligation, says he served in Alabama, etc, when he did not. If he had taken advantage of some early out program, why doesn't he say so? ...

      I believe that is disengenuous. The senior Guard people have characterized Bush's service as excellent for his early years but the bare minimum for his final year which includes Alabama. My understanding is that they didn't really care that his flight status had lapsed since his aircraft, F102?, was being phased out and he would have had to have been retrained for a new aircraft. With lots of Vietnam aircrews returning home with lots of experience in current aircraft retraining Bush would have made no sense.

      He refuses to take any responsibility for leaving early without permission, and that is my gripe, especially with all the righteous right who blasted Clinton for legally dodging the draft.

      The folks criticising Bush's service are the mirror image of those Clinton bashers you despise. According to the Guard Bush legally fulfilled his service, he accumulated the required number of points. He was honorably discharged. If you would like to question the accuracy of this discharge it would seem to be equivalent to those questioning the accuracy of Kerry's after action reports and citations. You can't have it both ways.

    3. Re:Enlistment contracts can be changed by military by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 1

      No! He walked away from it. He does not say he got an early out, which you'd think he would if he had. Instead, he just says he was honorably discharged. He walked away from his service obligation without proper authorization, they washed their hands of him because it wasn't worth the effort to prosecute, and he refuses to admit there was anything even slightly smelly about the whole affair. He does not take responsibility for his own actions, and that is my gripe. Clinton admitted he dodged the draft, legally. Kerry admits he used his third purple heart to get an early out from swift boats. Why can't Bush admit he dodged the draft and then bagged out early? That's my gripe, especially since he and his neocons have been so ready to stomp on Clinton for telling the truth about how he dodged the draft.

      They are the skunks who want it both ways.

  58. Karl Rove has form by Zeinfeld · · Score: 2, Informative
    In past election contests Karl Rove has performed exactly this type of trick. In one case he bugged his own campaign HQ and then 'discovered' the bug, made a media stink about it and was afterwards forced to admit he had planted the device himself.

    Faux news has published two entirely fake stories about Kerry in the past two days. The first was a list of fake quotes he never made, hastily withdrawn after Josh Micah Marshall blew the whistle on them. The second was reporting quotes from 'Communists for Kerry' without mentioning to their viewers that it is a Republican parody 527.

    Sure political burgalries do take place. Particularly under Republican Presidents. But you really can't rush to judgement till you have some facts to go on. Otherwise you end up having to believe the wierd shit put out by the DNC claiming that Rove faked the Bush AWOL memos.

    Just watch the next two debates and think to yourself how much better off the country and the world will be when the next time you hear Bush making a speech is his concession to Kerry.

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  59. If you have a link, I would like to see it. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1


    I've read the analyses. Every time there was a new fact, the "experts" retreated from something they said before. The last issue was the signatures. First, they could not have been signed by the Lt. Colonel. Next, they were photocopies of the Colonel's signature. Even if the signatures were forged, that was entirely in concert with things that happened at the time. The USAF at that time was very, very, very corrupt, as in pretending that major, repetitive aircraft failures did not exist. A clerk photocopying signatures would not have been a big event. It really helps if you were there, and I was.

    It's fine with me if the documents are proved forgeries. However, I haven't seen that yet. If you have a link, I would like to see it. I would like to meet the forger, too, who made documents that look genuine to me and fake to almost everyone else. It was a lot of work to impress me, just one guy, a guy that the forger could easily guess might not exist.

    Back then we really struggled with the shortcomings of the typesetting equipment we had. The cheaper equipment needed constant maintenance. The documents look like they were done on a machine that needed maintenance. That was a big joke back then, because it meant that the machine was either stolen, or someone got the machine and didn't want to spend the money to maintain it. Usually someone who did not want to spend the money was someone who was an enthusiast like me. Usually they got the machine on loan from someone who had a lot of money and not much understanding of how difficult the machines were to operate, and was embarrassed at wasting so much money, and wanted the machine out of sight. It was something we kidded about.

    The big issue is that George W. Bush acts and thinks like an alcoholic. Alcoholics are usually angry people who act out their anger in a destructive way. 13,000 innocent Iraqis and their families have suffered, and tens of thousands of others. Before, Saddam Hussein was killing Iraqis, and the Iraq government was somewhat stable. Now the U.S. government is killing Iraqis, and the Iraq government is less stable, and you pay. Is that, in your judgement, an improvement?

    Some people say it will be at least 50 years until the U.S. government can build a good reputation again. All because of one highly conflicted man who is in power because he sells the U.S. government to the highest bidder.

    Proving whether George W. Bush dropped out of the Air National Guard because he could not pass the drug tests begun in the Guard on the month he dropped out is not necessary. The Bush administration has carried conflict of interest in U.S. government to a new level. They have also carried deniability to a new level. Three movies and 35 books tell a little of the story: Unprecedented Corruption: A guide to conflict of interest in the U.S. government. Some of those books were written by Republicans. Some of the books were written by former members of the Bush administration. There is an overwhelming amount of material; however, because of the carefully maintained deniability, in many cases we may never know exactly what happened. If you didn't read the books, you have no way of knowing how bad the corruption is.

    You cannot develop an accurate opinion by listening to the carefully crafted phrases from media employees who would lose their jobs if they seemed to indicate a preference for one candidate over another. Remember, the media exists to make money. Unfortunately, we don't have directly supported media, only ad supported media, and advertisers, understandably, are careful not to alienate anyone.

    See this section of the same article: The psychological effects of alcoholism provide a framework for understanding the Bush administration.

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  60. A city's Democratic party HQ also broken into by Lightning+Hopkins · · Score: 1

    This was a few weeks ago:
    http://www.mcall.com/news/local/all-b3_5breakinsep 13,0,6455949.story?coll=all-newslocal-hed
    MERE COINCIDENCE!?!?


    Well, yes, it probably is.

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  61. Bush was let out early, like many others by AHumbleOpinion · · Score: 1

    No! He walked away from it. He does not say he got an early out...

    "Bush requested and was granted special permission to end his six-year hitch eight months early. He was released in October 1973 to to allow him to attend Harvard Business School." http://www.factcheck.org/article.aspx?docID=131

    "The records that I have been able to see show a young lieutenant who was very aggressive, a good participant in the program for 3 1/2 years," said retired Maj. Gen. Paul A. Weaver Jr., who headed the Air National Guard between 1998 and 2002. "Then, near the end, the records show that he was a minimally satisfactory participant."" http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/wp-dyn/A14627-20 04Sep11?language=printer

    This guy may be a Bush supporter but he brings up many interesting points and insights, one of which being that getting out early for various reasons was normal: "Thus, the active-duty force as well as the Air National Guard and Reserve forces were very accommodating to many who wanted to pursue alternative career paths (such as going to Harvard Business School). In fact, these sorts of administrative actions (early releases) helped alleviate the pilot-surplus challenges facing the military. Just as Lt. Bush's supervisor released him from the Air National Guard to go to Harvard, I released a pilot from the Air Force months early when I was commander of the 4442nd Tactical Control Group so he could participate in the pilot-hiring cycle of Delta Airlines." http://www.insightmag.com/main.cfm?include=detail& storyid=632731

  62. Purple hearts.... by LoveLiberty2004 · · Score: 0
    A purple heart shouldn't be about how bad the injury is. It's about the fact that someone was injured serving his or her country. It's about someone putting their life on the line, period. I don't know, maybe he didn't bleed much, maybe he bled a lot, maybe it was somewhere in between. Who cares? He was certainly getting his butt shot at while Georgie was living it up with his rich buddies at home.

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  63. Just like he denied bugging his own office? by Saint+Fnordius · · Score: 1

    Never forget, Karl Rove was a student of Lee Atwater, the inventor of "ratfuck" dirty politics. One of the trick that Mr. Rove has used again, again and again is to plant a bug or fake a burglary to smear the opponent of his client.

    Besides, this doesn't sound like the Democrats' style. They also remember how Watergate began, and have almost always been on the receiving end. Hell, we even have the attempt to hack candidate Ginny Schrader's computers, as well as the DSCCC computer break-in, the Senate computer snooping, the attempt to hijack Senator Clinton's web site . . . the list goes on and on.

    Considering the current polling, pretending that somebody stole stuff from a state campaign headquarters may seem to Mr. Rove to be an acceptable risk, and one that unfortunately fits his modus operandi all too well.

  64. Back-formation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The references you quote also have the word listed without the unnecessary "ariz" in the middle. I get the feeling it's only in the dictionary in it's long form because enough people got it wrong for it to come into common usage.

    According to Merriam-Webster, it actually happened the other way around. "Burgle" is a back-formation.

  65. Steal Computers? by denissmith · · Score: 1

    Why would anyone steal computers from the campaign for the information on them? These are Windows machines, you send an email with the subject line RE: your photos, add a little email attachment, and boom, your in - total control of the machine.

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  66. Bush's alcoholism is a matter of great importance. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1


    Bush's alcoholism is a matter of the most extreme importance. For example, look at this: Is Bush drinking NOW?. For a more in-depth analysis, see this: The psychological effects of alcoholism provide a framework for understanding the Bush administration. Remember, Bush quit the Air National Guard the same month the ANG instituted drug testing.

    You said, "If Col. Killian routinely had his secretary type documents of this type (and she said that he did), then why is it plausible that they were sent off to be typeset, when she herself stated that they reflected things she herself had typed."

    If you were in the USAF at the time, it is plausible. Remember, these are people who have agreed to kill anyone, anytime, simply on the order of their government. Also, people in leadership positions were less educated then. And, the alcoholics were in the majority. They didn't want anyone opposing them, since their job depended on no one fully realizing the truth. The official rules were that they would be fired if discovered. Many of them had very little employability outside the Guard or regular Air Force. Being discovered was equivalent to losing job, family, and being on the street.

    For that reason, you didn't want anyone to see memos that you wrote that opposed this behavior. Yet you needed the memos in case there was a big investigation. It was very capricious.

    It's plausible that Lt. Colonel Killian was especially concerned on a weekend, or during a time when his secretary was on vacation, and took his handwritten notes to a typesetter in Houston, and asked that they be typed. Someone typeset them instead. As I said, that happened to me. Then, when the secretary returned, he handed his notes to her to type and translate into the strict military language of the time.

    There was a lot of insistence on petty things, and not much attention was given to important things. For example, the model of aircraft after the one that Bush flew, the F-106 Delta Dagger (he flew the Delta Dart), had a VERY, VERY high failure rate. Some of the failures were due to parasitic oscillations in amplifiers with faulty solder joints. Everyone pretended that the F-106 was operational. However, if you used a few wrong words in a memo, someone would make a hassle over it.

    I'm not the only person who thinks the documents look real. For example, see I'm an Expert, and I Say They're Not Forged. When you struggled with the old typesetting machines as much as I did, it is easy to find it laughable that someone would know enough to try to impress you by copying all the quirks.

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  67. Re:Bush's alcoholism is a matter of great importan by drakaan · · Score: 1
    *sigh*...okay...we're talking about the plausibility of the documents, so we don't need to talk about the alcoholism...I already said "yeah, he may be an alcoholic", so you can leave that alone.

    Anyway, "you didn't want anyone to see memos that you wrote that opposed [alcoholic] behavior" was what you said. *Why* in the name of all that's holy would LTC Killian take his notes to Houston to get them typed up, rather than have his secretary (whom he evidently trusted) type them up, regardless of whether he had to wait for her to get back from vacation. Did she need them typed first, for some reason?

    That's the part that makes this less than plausible to me. It's not about whether they had to be secretive or who was an alcoholic, it's the assumption that there would have been a passably good reason for him to have had someone other than his sectetary type the memos up for him at all. Again, if your whole goal is to fool people, and you want to pass something off on national TV, it's not laughable to try to impress the people likely to be validating the document. It's sensible, in fact. The fact that you're not the only person who thinks they *look* appropriate (not real) bears that out.

    They are atypical of normal typed memos, barring an unusual instance where they were typeset for some nebulous reason by someone other than LTC Killian's secretary, and there isn't anything to indicate that there would be a decent reason for that to have happened, especially because of the nature of the memos.

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