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  1. Re:So... on Penny Arcade's Collectable Card Game · · Score: 1
    Amen Brother.

    It's nice to get an article that isn't flameblait.

  2. Demands on Rockstar's Next Game Draws Protesters · · Score: 1

    Dear Rockstar,

    We dislike the content of your games. The morality of your games clashes with the sanitized world we are trying to manufacture. Despite you being free to market whatever content you choose, we are asking you to voluntarily do the following to intentionally bankrupt yourselves:

    1.)Pull all of your current products off of store shelves, unless the store is an "adults only" smut-peddler.

    2.)Do not make or sell any more games, ever.

    3.)Reimburse parents for their lack of oversight if they have purchased a Rockstar game for their children at any time in the past.

    4.)Pay for counciling, rehab, and whatever necessary medicines a child may require in order to be de-programed of the filth your games exposed them to.

    5.)Publicly execute yourselves as a warning to others

    If you choose not to follow our voluntary guidlines, we will be forced to purchase legislation that will forward our ends. Remember, when kids play violent video games, the _________ win.

    Yours Truly,

    The Political Grandstanders of the World (PGW)

  3. Re:this is a violation of freedom of speech on PK'ing Banned in China For Minors · · Score: 0, Redundant
    this is a violation of the declaration of independince and shouldn't be able to be a law. if they dont like it they ought to move to FRANCE.

    Please, oh please, tell me this is a joke.

  4. DMCA on San Andreas Banned In Australia · · Score: 1

    I could be wrong, but wouldn't "modding" this game in order to unlock the Hot Coffee mission entale cracking the game? Wouldn't this be a violation of the DMCA here in the US? If so, then why doesn't Rockstar/Politicians just prosecute everyone who has unlocked this mission? Sure its hidden in the game, but if it takes an illegal act to access, why is Rockstar to blame? Silly political posturing....

  5. Re:Stopped Watching on MTV Movie Awards Adds Game Category · · Score: 1

    I stopped watching when Mike Meyers got Best Actor for his role in Austing Powers over Al Pacino in Devil's Advocate. Unreal.

  6. Cha-Ching on PlayStations of the Cross · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I have to believe that companies like this, providing they have the PS seal o' approval, will do well here in the U.S. Remeber during the last Presidential Election there was that map that had all that red all over it? Those are potential customers who want their children to have fun, but don't want to worry whether 8 year old Jebediah and 10 year old Ezekiel will be crushing a hooker's skull with a brick after fonicating with her.

  7. Re:Hmmm....sounds evil but is it? on Bastard Tetris Hates You · · Score: 1
    They have a game for the PSP that's just like you describe. It is called Archer Maclean's Mercury.

    Absolute evil, but just fun enough to keep you playing while the anurism simmers.

  8. A shame on OddWorld Inhabitants Leaving the Gaming Industry · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's really too bad when something like this happens. Just like the MPAA and the RIAA before them, the videogames industry is driving out the truly creative people. I understand that a business is there to make money, but the people in the trenches would like there effort to have some lasting value. It's games like Katamari Damacy that keep things interesting. Hopefully inovation doesn't become as sparce as the music and movie industries

  9. Games on PSP Final Specs and Launch Titles · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I have a feeling that the PSP is going to trounce the DS pretty quickly here. I've had a DS since it came out and the game selection is awful. I don't like sports or driving games so that leaves me with Mario, Sims, Robots, Spidey, and a couple puzzlers. Of course there is a huge library of GBA games I can play, but when you shell $150 for the "new hotness" you don't want to play Midway's Arcade Treasures...

    Sony looks like they're throwing more effort into getting games out.

  10. DVD Shrink on Blockbuster Sued Over Late Fees Claim · · Score: 1

    If you use DVD Shrink to backup a dvd, not only will it allow you to just press "menu" and get to the title screen, but if you want you can remove the ads altogether. The downside is, it takes longer to backup a dvd than it does to make dinner while the ads are running their course.

  11. Re:great on First BitTorrent Arrest in Hong Kong · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I am more concerned about the image of useful software getting dragged through the mud by a handful of people using it for illegal purposes. By the time this makes it to CNN, all Joe Internet-User is going to know is that bittorrent is used for bootleging media. More fuel for the media conglomerates to use in their war on p2p. This is bad for everyone who uses p2p apps for legitimate purposes.

  12. great on First BitTorrent Arrest in Hong Kong · · Score: 1

    so it begins.....

  13. Re:Dearest Consumer, on New DRM Scheme To Make Current DVD Players Obsolete · · Score: 1

    d1rtfarm at hotmail dot com

  14. Cool on Yahoo Releases Desktop Search Tool Beta · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm still waiting for CoolWWWSearch to come out with their desktop search utility.

  15. Long Coding Sessions on Sleep Less, Eat More? · · Score: 1

    No wonder we geeks do so well at pulling late nighters...

  16. Re:Dearest Consumer, on New DRM Scheme To Make Current DVD Players Obsolete · · Score: 1
    Yeah, that reminds me of a PA comic

    Merch

  17. Amazing on Quake Changes Earth's Rotation, Moves Islands · · Score: 1
    From the wikipedia article:

    and even as far away as Somalia and several other countries in Africa, 4,500 km (2,800 mi) or more west of the epicenter.

    The wikipedia article also has the estimated dead in Somalia in the hundreds. Unreal.

  18. Yeah on Neuros Audio Releases Its Hardware Schematics · · Score: 1
    Buy these beauties with a hard drive unit and watch the savings pile on top of each other as you add the items to your cart. For example, get the E5c earbuds, a Sound Professionals pre-amp, along with a Neuros II, and your purchase will be discounted by $150.00.

    You mean if I spend like 1000 f-ing dollars on a music player, you'll give me a price break? Gee, thanks. /sarcasm

  19. Oh Great... on ReactOS Runs On The XBox · · Score: 3, Funny
    Once again the mod community pulls through in their quest to make a Microsoft product less stable.

    Just kidding, good work all.

  20. Direct Quote on Open Letter to Doom Fans from Script Writer · · Score: 1
    "This is Hollywood. We wanted to take a viable franchise, bastardize it, and make a fourtune off of the tie-in. At no point were we going to be true to the game or the fans. So fuck you, and give us your money"

    Thats all I hear when I read this.

  21. This would be difficult on What Do Court-Ordered Internet Bans Really Mean? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I cannot imagine a punishment like that. I mean how many people needto use the WWW/Internet for school and work? Would they force you to resign from your job and/or change your major because you can no longer use the internet? This isn't like drunk drivers being banned from drinking. Alcohol isn't *cough* necesarry *cough* for most jobs.

  22. I can't use it... on Microsoft Releases Toolbar Suite · · Score: 1, Interesting
    Warning! Your browser does not meet the minimum system requirements. You are recommended to use the MSN Toolbar Suite with Internet Explorer 5.01 or later.

    Which is funny because I would think Firefox more than exceeds IE 5.01

  23. Holy SHIT!! on Lone Activist Group Submits 99.8% of FCC Complaints · · Score: 0
    These people are insane. Read this "Letter To The Editor" from their website:

    ood Morning, I guess I'm concerned about even the quoted script of sex and the city on your website. I can't even read it because I don't want the images in my head. That's why I also don't watch the show. I know that it is the responsibility of PTC to monitor this but I don't think it's necessary to give us the graphic visual. Please be careful not to cross the line on what we're fighting.

    Thank You,

    Brenda Emmett

    I cannot even process that.

  24. I want the ALTER on Buy a Piece of Acclaim · · Score: 1, Funny

    I want their "Alter of Sacrifice". You know, the one they used to sacrifice virgins on in their ever-present quest to make a game even shittier than their last.

  25. I got one too on Nintendo Vows to Fix Any Dead DS Pixels · · Score: 1, Interesting
    I bought two, one for me and one for my gf. Mine is ok but my gf's has one white DOA in the -X,-Y quadrant of the touch screen. Having a slight OCD problem, the pixel in question annoys her to no end.

    Thank you Nintendo for offering to fix this. I almost had to give up mine in the interest of domestic tranquility.