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World's Largest Wind Turbine

PeteJones writes "'Construction work on the REpower 5M was successfully completed last night with the installation of the rotor. Thus the main work on the prototype of the 5-megawatt, world's largest wind turbine has finally been completed.' The pictures are quite impressive. With 3 18-ton rotor blades pumping out 5 MW I wonder if my neighbours would mind one in my backyard?"

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  1. New from Ronco. by Moby+Cock · · Score: 2, Funny

    It slices! It dices! It makes julienne fries!

    1. Re:New from Ronco. by MouseR · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah... I bet the bird collector down at the bottom is quite large.

  2. Now if they attach a heater by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...they could create a politician and run for public office. The amount of hot air produced would give it an insurmountable advantage.

  3. IN the middle of an election year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    It should get plenty of hot air to spin it,

  4. I hope it doesn't break by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    That'd reall blow.

  5. Uhm.. NO! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    With 3 18-ton rotor blades pumping out 5 MW I wonder if my neighbours would mind one in my backyard?

    This is Joe from down the street.
    Please.. just please, stay in your mother's basement, you creep.

  6. Re:Wind Requirement by pmazer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Convert to mph or your favorite units at will.

    "I believe I read that it will run with winds of between 7.82927702 mph and 55.9234073 mph. With a nominal wind of 29.0801718 mph."

  7. And somewhere..... by ShatteredDream · · Score: 3, Funny

    Some nerd is thinking, "where can I get THAT kind of power for my beanie....."

  8. Re:Wind Requirement by Naffer · · Score: 4, Funny

    I for one, hail our new significant-digit cognizant overlords.

  9. Re:Wind power efficiency by Whyte · · Score: 3, Funny

    If anything, those windmills will bring back more "natural" conditions.

    Minus the part with whirling steel blades that regularly vivisect birds and flying mammals you mean?

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  10. Re:Wind power efficiency by gnalle · · Score: 4, Funny
    The large windmills are effective because there is more wind at higher altitudes. The windspeed v(z) as function of height z is given by

    v(z) = v0 ln(z/z0 )/ln(z1 /z0 )

    Here v0, z0 and z1 are constants. Here is a nice site about windmill engineering.

  11. Re:Wind Requirement by ThatsNotFunny · · Score: 3, Funny

    I don't know... how many politicians do you have?

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  12. Re:Why don't we do cleaner energy all over by MikeCapone · · Score: 3, Funny

    But how are oil exec and the politicians they buy supposed to make a decent living? Think of their children!

  13. Re:Unfortunately, birds save weight on brain... by Rolo+Tomasi · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wouldn't this produce smarter birds though? I mean, if the landscape were plastered with windmills, all the stupid birds would die out after a few generations, resulting in a new species of hyper-intelligent birds that would take over the world and start a fast food franchise called Kentucky Fried Human!!1!!

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  14. That's What I'm After by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    If I can figure out a way to blow it over the mobo - my cooling problems are OVER !!!
    *for now*

  15. Re:Wind Requirement - everyone's favorite units by Analogy+Man · · Score: 3, Funny

    21045.09663 to 78167.5018 furlongs/fortnight

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  16. Re:De-FUD'ing windpower. by Ziviyr · · Score: 2, Funny

    The key to a sensible energy future is to not be fanatical for/against any one source, but to exploit them all where and how it makes sense.

    Yeah, human furnaces are really being ignored here.

    When I die I want to be contributed to the energy grid.

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  17. Re:Wind Requirement by ErikZ · · Score: 1, Funny

    Because walls make very poor windmills?

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