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Global Internet Telescope Tops Hubble's Resolution

satorchi writes " The Arecibo Observatory together with the European VLBI Network have used the internet to make a real-time transatlantic synthesis telescope. Data from the individual telescopes was transfered via the internet, and processed in real time by the central processing station at the Joint Institute for VLBI in Europe. 9 terabits were transfered during the 20 hour experiment, and the resulting synthesised telescope had a resolution of 20 milliarcseconds, about 5 times better than the Hubble Space Telescope (HST). This level of detail is equivalent to picking out a small building on the surface of the Moon!"

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  1. Re:Does this mean by lukesky · · Score: 1, Funny

    I think it does, now if we only could convince people that the image generated by the telescope is not part of a government cover-up ;-)

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  2. Re:Does this mean by Vo0k · · Score: 2, Funny

    Then they'll claim the whole Internet Telescope is a global spoof.

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  3. Bender Says by lukesky · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh, no room for Bender, huh? Fine! I'll go build my own lunar lander, with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the lunar lander and the blackjack. Ahh, screw the whole thing!

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  4. Re:9 TB / 20 hours by Lord+Prox · · Score: 4, Funny

    Not nearly as much as the impending /.ing it's about to recieve...
    Muhahahahaha

  5. I demand proper units of measurement by Max+Romantschuk · · Score: 4, Funny

    9 terabits were transfered...

    Yes, but how many Libraries of Congress is 9 terabits equivalent to?

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    1. Re:I demand proper units of measurement by JollyFinn · · Score: 2, Funny

      I can answer that its 432692 libraries of George Bush Junior. Yes it sounds pretty large but you know KJV in PDF isn't small.

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  6. And the first building spotted on the moon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    The monolith factory.

    bkd

    1. Re:And the first building spotted on the moon? by mrami · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's funny, 'cuz /. already reminds me of the scene with the chimps...

  7. The good old days! by tod_miller · · Score: 1, Funny

    imagine a beowulf cluster of these!

    We could watch cute alien chicks on thier home planets!

    9TB of data - the actual dishes only needed 30GB, but since they had the line, they raped thier fav. P2P networks for pr0n, w4rez and mp3z.

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  8. Unfortunate acronym... by iapetus · · Score: 1, Funny
    The GIT?
    git
    n : a person who is deemed to be despicable or contemptible; "only a rotter would do that"; "kill the rat"; "throw the bum out"; "you cowardly little pukes!"; "the British call a contemptible person a `git'" [syn: rotter, dirty dog, rat, skunk, stinker, stinkpot, bum, puke, crumb, lowlife, scum bag, so-and-so]
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  9. Re:That's fantastic! by FireFury03 · · Score: 1, Funny

    Because they're making a complete mess of it?

  10. TMA by TeknoHog · · Score: 4, Funny
    ..picking out a small building on the surface of the Moon!

    Such as the 1:4:9 monolith?

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  11. No Way! by N8F8 · · Score: 2, Funny
    picking out a small building on the surface of the Moon

    Silly wabbit, everyone knows the secret buildings on the moon are either underground or otherwise camouflaged!

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  12. A pedant writes... by Richard+Kirk · · Score: 2, Funny
    Amazing fact-oid: "...the signal from the distant star was more than a billion billion times weaker than a typical mobile phone handset!"

    If a typical mobile phone handset was really the equivalent of a billion billion supernovas, then you could see why they don't let you use them on aircraft. Even one supernova stuck in your ear might cause cancer over long periods. Okay, I know the comparison is really between the signal from the supernova and the signal of a mobile phone somewhere within its operating range. Even then, the comparison is still pretty meaningless, as we are not interpreting data from the astronomical signal. Whatever...

  13. Slashdotted by PaulGrimshaw · · Score: 2, Funny

    So it can transfer 9TB in 20 Hours but can't take slashdot for just 5 minutes!!

  14. Re:Does this mean by the_mad_poster · · Score: 1, Funny

    If you'd taken the blue pill, you'd know there is no moon... er, I mean spoon.

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  15. Re:Ground telescopes surpassed Hubble years ago by julesh · · Score: 2, Funny

    They're complimentary technologies.

    I just had a vision of arriving in a hotel room to find it occupied by a several metre wide cylinder that fills the entire length of the room; I squeeze around it to the phone and call reception. "Oh, that's the complimentary space telescope. We haven't launched it yet."

    I think you mean complementary.

  16. Now if only there was a "Moon"... by TrollBridge · · Score: 3, Funny

    It amazes me that so many allegedly "educated" people have fallen so quickly and so hard for a fraudulent fabrication of such laughable proportions. The very idea that a gigantic ball of rock happens to orbit our planet, showing itself in neat, four-week cycles -- with the same side facing us all the time -- is ludicrous. Furthermore, it is an insult to common sense and a damnable affront to intellectual honesty and integrity. That people actually believe it is evidence that the liberals have wrested the last vestiges of control of our public school system from decent, God-fearing Americans (as if any further evidence was needed! Daddy's Roommate? God Almighty!)

    Documentaries such as Enemy of the State have accurately portrayed the elaborate, Byzantine network of surveillance satellites that the liberals have sent into space to spy on law-abiding Americans. Equipped with technology developed by Handgun Control, Inc., these satellites have the ability to detect firearms from hundreds of kilometers up. That's right, neighbors... the next time you're out in the backyard exercising your Second Amendment rights, the liberals will see it! These satellites are sensitive enough to tell the difference between a Colt .45 and a .38 Special! And when they detect you with a firearm, their computers cross-reference the address to figure out your name, and then an enormous database housed at Berkeley is updated with information about you.

    Of course, this all works fine during the day, but what about at night? Even the liberals can't control the rotation of the Earth to prevent nightfall from setting in (only Joshua was able to ask for that particular favor!) That's where the "moon" comes in. Powered by nuclear reactors, the "moon" is nothing more than an enormous balloon, emitting trillions of candlepower of gun-revealing light. Piloted by key members of the liberal community, the "moon" is strategically moved across the country, pointing out those who dare to make use of their God-given rights at night!

    Yes, I know this probably sounds paranoid and preposterous, but consider this. Despite what the revisionist historians tell you, there is no mention of the "moon" anywhere in literature or historical documents -- anywhere -- before 1950. That is when it was initially launched. When President Josef Kennedy, at the State of the Union address, proclaimed, "We choose to go to the moon", he may as well have said "We choose to go to the weather balloon." The subsequent faking of a "moon" landing on national TV was the first step in a long history of the erosion of our constitutional rights by leftists in this country. No longer can we hide from our government when the sun goes down.

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    1. Re:Now if only there was a "Moon"... by goldmeer · · Score: 2, Funny

      There is a very famous "moon" picure at this one web site that has goat in it's name...

  17. Re:Does this mean by RevDobbs · · Score: 3, Funny

    What I want to know: what are these "small buildings" on the moon that they're looking at???