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Phones App Shows Political Leanings By Location

An anonymous reader writes "This phone-enabled, java-app, Red | Blue, allows the user to identify the political leanings of their current location. "By taking your current location, and finding the nearest individual donors of campaign funds from the publicly available data from the Federal Elections Commission, red | blue is able to provide you an accurate reading of the political leanings of your surroundings -- red for Republican or blue for Democrat.""

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  1. I wonder what it was designed for by Kanpai · · Score: 3, Funny

    You have to wonder what exactly people have in mind when they make these things - though this is a cool little app.

    Now i can do a quick check to find out whether it's safe for me to make loudmouthed comments about abortion and gay marriage in a public place, or where i should start handing out pins. It's certainly cheaper then getting run out of town or punched in the face.

    1. Re:I wonder what it was designed for by flyingsquid · · Score: 5, Funny
      You have to wonder what exactly people have in mind when they make these things

      Isn't it obvious? It's so you can find the location of the nearest red base, run in, steal their flag, and then take it back to the blue base.

    2. Re:I wonder what it was designed for by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1, Funny

      Now i can do a quick check to find out whether it's safe for me to make loudmouthed comments about abortion and gay marriage in a public place,

      Well, that depends on whether you want listeners to agree with you, which varies according to your objectives.

      If you're trolling for flames, then you need a hostile audience. But if you're karma-whoring for modpoints, then it should be people who'll nod along to each sentence.

  2. New technology by BaltikaTroika · · Score: 3, Funny
    It's like the old days when you could tell GI Joe apart from Cobra by the colour of their lasers.

    BaltikaTroika

  3. Phones Do Show Political Leanings By Location by craXORjack · · Score: 4, Funny

    If your cell phone is sitting on the dash of your two and a half ton SUV and you measure your fuel consumption in units of gallons/mile, you are proabably a republican.

    If your cell phone is in your jacket pocket and you are pretending it is a gun while you hold up a liquer store because you lost your factory job, you are proably a democrat.

    If you don't have a cell phone because you don't want to feed a huge greedy corporate oligopoly you are a Nader supporter.

    If your cell phone is inserted in your boyfriends ass, you are either a Barney Frank supporter, a log cabin republican, or possibly just a seriously disturbed individual.

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    Liberals call everyone Nazis yet they are the closest thing to it.
    1. Re:Phones Do Show Political Leanings By Location by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Mod bomb awayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

  4. Re:WTF? by Krow10 · · Score: 3, Funny
    In Europe, red = left, blue = right. In the US, the other way round.

    On the other hand, you could argue US Democrats belong to the center-right by EU standards...

    You could extend this and point out that the US Republicans have gone so far right that they've rolled the meter.

    Cheers,
    Craig

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    Corollary to Clarke's Third Law: Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.