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Space Tourism is Off and Running

ackthpt writes "The ink wasn't even dry on the Ansari X Prize check, after Brian Binnie piloted SpaceShipOne into space, when deals were already being made. Announced last week, Richard Branson of Virgin Group would be licensing the technology, and according to p2pnet is already embarking on plans to build a fleet of 5 passenger carrying craft. Space tourism? Preposterous! It'll take years, decades. Isn't that the consensus? According to The Australian Cadbury/Schweppes may be giving away a the prize of a space flight under the cap of your next bottle of 7 Up: 'Within hours, one of SpaceShipOne's sponsors and the "official beverage" of the AnsariX Prize, the soft drink 7Up, announced it would be offering the first free ticket into space.' Further, 'another company, Space Adventures, has already collected $US10,000 deposits from about 100 customers for its planned flights, which will cost less than $US100,000.' Last one into space is a rotten egg!"

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  1. My Penny Jar... by Kid+Zero · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is off and running. Perhaps in a few years.

    My wife even said I could. :D

    1. Re:My Penny Jar... by savagedome · · Score: 5, Funny

      You have a penny jar, 4 digit id and a wife?

      I don't what to make of this.

    2. Re:My Penny Jar... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      It used to be a dollar jar, but then he bought that choice UID off ebay.

    3. Re:My Penny Jar... by GreyPoopon · · Score: 3, Funny
      I don't what to make of this.

      It really rattled you didn't it? You can't even form complete sentences now. ;)

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    4. Re:My Penny Jar... by Eccles · · Score: 5, Funny

      My wife even said I could.

      So did mine, until she realized I would be coming back.

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    5. Re:My Penny Jar... by ackthpt · · Score: 2, Funny
      My wife even said I could. :D

      Right after she got off the phone with that Allstate ;-)

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    6. Re:My Penny Jar... by Naikrovek · · Score: 4, Funny

      i have a 5 gallon quarter jug, a three-digit UID, a wife, and a baby.

      it CAN be done, folks!

    7. Re:My Penny Jar... by jafac · · Score: 2, Funny

      My wife said I could spend no more than $5,000 on a ticket into space. So I guess I'm waiting for the prices to come down. Or maybe some accumulation of air miles on Virgin Atlantic (yeah right).

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    8. Re:My Penny Jar... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Correction, you HAD a private getaway in the Caymans.

      Love,
      Ivan

    9. Re:My Penny Jar... by Kehvarl · · Score: 4, Funny

      Somehow this whole thread leaves me feeling so inferior.

    10. Re:My Penny Jar... by saintp · · Score: 2, Funny

      Where's the "+1; absurdly pedantic and nerdy" when you need it?

    11. Re:My Penny Jar... by torpor · · Score: 2, Funny


      I've got a penny-fountain thingy, a 3-digit UID, and a hot european girlfriend ..

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    12. Re:My Penny Jar... by AGMW · · Score: 3, Funny
      You have a penny jar, 4 digit id and a wife?

      I don't what to make of this.

      I keep four of my ex-wife's digits in a jar.

      Do I win a prize?

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  2. So now.. by bl1st3r · · Score: 1, Funny

    Not only can you go into space, your teeth can rot pleasantly in the process.

    I hate giveaways. I never win.

    -E

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  3. Time to cut out that second cup of coffee. by scooby111 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I figure I can save up $100,000 by only eating out once a week or so..... for the next 400 years.

    It sounds neat and all, but I think I'll wait until it costs around $10,000 total. Hopefully I won't be too old by then.

  4. Damn... by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now there won't be any place where I can go to avoid the tourists.

    1. Re:Damn... by Bastian · · Score: 5, Funny

      Now there won't be any place where I can go to avoid the tourists

      What about Euro Disney?

  5. Spaced Out Tourists by mfh · · Score: 4, Funny

    Last one into space is a rotten egg!

    No thanks. I think I'll wait until there is an actual destination before going into space. Let me know when you find the dimensional rift that leads to Utopia and I'll sign up then. I would love to see Utopia! Oh my. I bet it's got lots of systems in it that can play Doom 3 in Ultra mode. :-)

    I'm now positive that Lance Bass is finally going to go to space. Mentally the guy is already there! He was going to pay $20mil to go to space, and now all the dregs of society can do it for merely $100k. Oh poor Lance! Well at least he can go now.

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    1. Re:Spaced Out Tourists by koreth · · Score: 4, Funny

      Maybe you shouldn't be wishing for a dimensional rift in the same paragraph you mention Doom 3.

  6. Show us your can? by Nuclear+Elephant · · Score: 4, Funny

    the "official beverage" of the AnsariX Prize, the soft drink 7Up

    Kind of gives new meaning to the 7up slogan, "Show us your can"

  7. This is so awesome. by Moby+Cock · · Score: 2, Funny

    It time to start saving my pennies so I can buy a trip to space. The big question to ask....

    What are you willing to give up in order to save the money for a flight to space?

    For me, I'm considering moving into a shittier apartment. Oh, and I plan to start drinking more 7-Up.

  8. I CHANGED MY MIND. DON'T FORGET TO PICK UP MILK. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
  9. i can see it now..... by to_kallon · · Score: 5, Funny

    congratulations, dave, you won a trip into space. but i have been hacked by pepsi and you must now die. i'm sorry dave.

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  10. Making money? by Cranx · · Score: 2, Funny

    Making money? I hate it already!

  11. Make Seven Up Yours by drinkypoo · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...waaayyyyyyyyy up.

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  12. Re:Anoying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    It's ok, it's a specially-made rubber, it's only harmful to whitey.

  13. Re:I think I'd throw that cap away.... by mfh · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think I'd throw that cap away....

    Throw it away? Are you NUTS?!?!

    Ebay!!!!! (with no warranties or liabilities, of course)

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  14. In Related News... by Tibor+the+Hun · · Score: 5, Funny

    Mello Yellow will be offering a school bus ride across the US as its prize.

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  15. So which tourists will be the first.... by tktk · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...to join the 65 Mile High Club?

    1. Re:So which tourists will be the first.... by delibes · · Score: 3, Funny

      If you're on a sub-orbital flight with only a couple of minutes of zero-G, then you better make sure it's just a quickie...

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  16. Re:the real deal is... by TheFlyingGoat · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is the SSO-like design African or European? ;)

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  17. Are you sure? by sczimme · · Score: 4, Funny


    maybe she said should.
    :-)

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  18. Re:wonder by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 2, Funny
    Or maybe this is just a race to make a LOT of money w/ no regard to safety?
    Sure, since a spaceship blowing up with a bunch of tourists will not deter the next persons in line at all...
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  19. Re:Virgin space... by Dogtanian · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Virgin Galactic"... How cool is that?

    Sounds like your average Star Trek fan to me.

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  20. Eggs in space by giminy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Last one into space is a rotten egg!

    And the first one into space is an egg whose shell has cracked open due to lack of air pressure, whose yolk then boiled as all the water evaporated into vaccum, and who was then incinerated upon re-entry.

    Call me a cynic, but I'd wait a little while to be going into space, even if you can afford it.

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  21. Re:What Kind of Trip? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I'll split it with you. I'll take the first half of the trip and you can meet me up there for the second half.

  22. Re: Tethers... by extremely · · Score: 2, Funny
    Mmmm Space Tethers... gotta love them. They aren't going to do us that much good in LEO but lunar cargo is going to be a snap.

    Plus, you know their ads will eventually feature bondage. :)

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  23. I've been to space but it was really depressing by xutopia · · Score: 3, Funny

    gravity really pull you down.

  24. Re: Tethers... by the_mad_poster · · Score: 3, Funny

    ..Space Tethers ... lunar cargo is going to be a snap.

    Boy, I hope not....

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  25. Lazlo? by AoT · · Score: 2, Funny

    How's the closet?

  26. 1 Step Missing by clinko · · Score: 3, Funny

    Technology has an obvious path you're missing the middle step before common man.

    1. Military
    2. PORN
    3. Common Man

  27. Re:Best application of new technology by cmowire · · Score: 2, Funny

    He's not worth that.

    Especially if he breaks it. SS1 belongs in a museum so when I have kids, I can take them to see it.

    No, I think that all Darl deserves is to go on a parachute flight with an empty backpack labeled "PARACHUTE" strapped to his back. Much more efficent.

  28. Reminds me of a story I heard as a kid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    This preacher was preaching about "Get on the Bus to Heaven" at the end of his sermon he asked the congregation "Who ever is ready to go, stand up." The whole congrgation except for a middle aged man did stand up. The preacher asked the man, "aren't you ready to go?" He replied, "I would like to go to heaven someday, but not right now!"

  29. YES! My wife only had ONE xtreme sport veto... by potus98 · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...and she used it years ago to veto skydiving! Mwha ha ha ha haaaaa! I'm allowed to fly in space! Yipee!

    I can hear her now: "We agreed on one expreme sport veto, but I still have an extreme travel veto that hasn't been used. And oh yea, I have an endless supply of sex vetos. Choose wisely."

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  30. Re:Behold by ArcticCelt · · Score: 3, Funny
    Phht, you all people brag about your puny 4 digits, behold I have 6!

    Hello?!?

    Friends?!?

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