Alan Cox on Writing Better Software
Andy Gimblett writes "Alan Cox recently gave a talk in which he discussed some current and emerging techniques for producing higher quality software. Some of these will be familiar to Slashdot readers, such as validation tools, type checking, etc, but others seem heavily influenced by his recent MBA. In particular, he has a lot to say about Quality Assurance in the software world, and the kinds of things we should be doing (and some people are doing) to make better software. Story and lots of quotes at Ping Wales, and video at IT Wales."
he has a lot to say about Quality Assurance in the software world
Quality Assurance in 4 easy steps!
Dear Managers,
1. Listen
2. Close your mouth
3. Plan everything around #1
4. Profit!!! (notice there is no line with ??? because you listened!)
The dangers of knowledge trigger emotional distress in human beings.
Who cares about what Alan Cox has to say? He's soooo 2.4
The kicker is, this year that same manager wants to re-use the code that my coworker was origionally going to write.
Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.
I'll leave the results as an exercise for the reader...
So now we're taking software writing advice from PHBs now? :)