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Rumors of Next Generation of Ipods

xyankee writes "Apple is on the verge of releasing a 60GB iPod that will not only hold a ton of music, but also sport photo-viewing capabilities! Think Secret is reporting that the new iPod will also have a 2-inch high-resolution LCD display, video-out, and enhancements to iPhoto for synchronizing photos. The best part is it'll be just 2mm thicker than regular iPods. Does this mean that iPhoto for Windows might not be far behind? Also, as a note to all the rumor pundits, Think Secret nailed the iMac G5 specs a month before its announcement, so I'm inclined to believe them with this bit as well."

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  1. Gimme more! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    60GB = Lots of pr0n

  2. Ultimate geek device by XiC · · Score: 5, Funny

    P0rn to go.....

    How handy !(pun intended)

    1. Re:Ultimate geek device by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      I always knew IPOD stood for Instant Pr0n on demand.

    2. Re:Ultimate geek device by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      You mean like this? (nsfw)

  3. Just don't by Prince+Vegeta+SSJ4 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Drop it in the toilet of the men's restroom at your office.

    1. Re:Just don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      You did that too?
      Those iPods are super slippery!

      I cleaned mine up(yes, there were some ahem..flakes on it), and sent it in to Apple. I had a replacement in 3 days. No questions asked :)

  4. Re:iPods lick balls by monkubus · · Score: 3, Funny

    ipods lick balls.


    So...you can't afford one either, eh?

  5. Re:I dont get it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Stop boring people with your stupid vacation pictures. Nobody cares.

  6. A ton of music? by Chuffpole · · Score: 1, Funny

    (Not a football field of music?)

    How will I lift it, with a ton of music in it?

  7. Cost? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The best part is it'll be just 2mm thicker than regular iPods.

    Yeah, but how much thinner will your wallet be?

    1. Re:Cost? by AxB_teeth · · Score: 2, Funny

      > Yeah, but how much thinner will your wallet be?

      Just guessing... 2mm?

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  8. Re:The Killer App Would be... by Fred_A · · Score: 3, Funny

    That way when you're on hold, you can pick your own music ! brilliant !

    Quick ! patent it !

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  9. So.... by patrick.whitlock · · Score: 2, Funny

    how long before i get all the spam for a 60gig ipod??

  10. Re:Asia? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Probably China or Vietnam. Japanese or Korean labor is way too expensive for Apple Corporation to use for commodity production.

    Yes, because asia only has 4 countries...

  11. Re:iPods lick balls by numbware · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think what he meant to say is "IPODS can now let you watch people LICKing BALLS." ... or something like that.

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  12. Re:Yeah...but... by edalytical · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just make a Newton out of it and be done with it already!

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  13. Re:iPods lick balls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    ipods lick balls.

    Now I see why they are so expensive.

  14. Dear Steve B, by paulschroeder · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now you can make some connotation about how iPod owners will be art thieves too.

    Regards, Steve J.

  15. Re:Yeah...but... by Oliver+Wendell+Jones · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just think, a phone designed by apple would be the coolest thing ever.And the most expensive phone ever... and it would only work with Apple's cellular service, which would be simple to use but also, very expensive.

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  16. Hmmmm...iPorn... by Gilmoure · · Score: 4, Funny

    on my PornPod. Cool!

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  17. Re:Yeah...but... by Gilmoure · · Score: 5, Funny

    and it would only work with Apple's cellular service

    Just like Apple computers only work with Apple's interweb thingy.

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  18. Re:Credible by an_mo · · Score: 2, Funny

    Does it play ogg files?

  19. sport photos? by corian · · Score: 2, Funny

    and we geeks want to view sport photos....because???