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Corporate Identity Theft on the Rise

prostoalex writes "As millions of Americans lose their identities to online and offline thieves, a new kind of crime has been cooked up by the criminals who are not bothering with doing pesky credit card charges. They steal entire companies, opening up merchant accounts for existing businesses and running up charges from aforementioned stolen credit card numbers. What's worse, is that the hole the criminals exploit seems to be built into the system. According to Bob Sullivan from MSNBC, "Many of the processing firms interviewed for this article claimed they caught on to the fraud after the transactions had cleared, but before the suspects had withdrawn the money from various checking accounts around the country. One did concede, however, that the scheme has real potential.""

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  1. Hmmmmm..... by FatherKabral · · Score: 5, Funny

    I wonder if Microsoft accepts credit cards.....

    1. Re:Hmmmmm..... by Faustust · · Score: 3, Funny

      I don't know if they have in the past, but I made sure that they do now!

      *strolls off singing "I'm in the money..."*

  2. They steal entire companies! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Is that a company in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

  3. This happened to the TV show punk'd by Fr05t · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ashton was quoted saying, "Dude where's my company."

  4. MP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    And so - the Crimson Permanent Assurance was launched upon the high seas of international finance!

  5. Hmmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    For some reason this just does not generate the sympathy in my heart that stories of personal identity theft does... I wonder why?

  6. Re:After the "intellectual" property by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    What?

    Who the hell did this?

    Credit cards etc, they're fine, but my /. UID, that's just sick

    Anonymous Coward

  7. Note: IRS has a new address by perdu · · Score: 5, Funny
    Dear Taxpayer, Your local IRS office address has changed. Please mail all taxes in the future to: Internal Revenue Service Box 1776 The Cayman Islands

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  8. Not Credit cards by nurb432 · · Score: 3, Funny

    But they do accept souls..

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  9. The only way to stay protected... by SomeoneGotMyNick · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...appears to be by trashing your own credit. This way your credentials will be rejected for new applications.