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Did Kerry Use a Cheat Sheet?

mrbrown1602 writes "The Drudge Report is reporting that repeated viewing of video from the first Presidential Debate shows Senator John Kerry reaching into his coat pocket for what looks like to be a piece of paper, and he proceeds to unfold it on the lectern. According to the rules set by the Commission on Presidential Debates, candidates are not allowed to bring anything with them on stage (even something as simple as a pen, which is what Kerry's people says it was), and everything they may need (water, tissues, pens, etc.) are provided at the lectern. So what DID Senator Kerry bring out there, anyways?" There's also a QuickTime movie.

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  1. Naked? by skinfitz · · Score: 2, Funny

    According to the rules set by the Commission on Presidential Debates, candidates are not allowed to bring anything with them on stage

    So he was naked then?

    1. Re:Naked? by Rahga · · Score: 3, Informative

      Slightly offtopic, but I see great things for the future of women in politics if such a situation was agreed upon by the parties for the next set of debates.

  2. See...? by brilinux · · Score: 2, Funny


    Slashdot is not biased!

    (Okay, mostly sarcasm).

  3. So what is this? by elmegil · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Duelling moderator biases? Michael on the left claming Bush had a wire, and Pudge on the right claiming Kerry had a cheat sheet?

    Grow up kids!

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    1. Re:So what is this? by sgant · · Score: 5, Informative

      This is from "wow, someone emailed a rumor to me, must be true! I'll print a story about it" Drudge?

      The guy has no credibility at all and isn't even a journalist...just some shmoe that started a web site. He's not someone people should get they're news from, unless you like it for the entertainment value.

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    2. Re:So what is this? by sgant · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Read further down about this...it's already been said by everyone it was a pen he was getting, not a piece of paper.

      Also, the whole story is about KERRY doing this, not Bush. And yes, Bush had a typewritten sheet on his podium...so did Kerry. That was allowed by the rules...they just couldn't bring anything out with them when they walked out there, it had to be already on the podium per the rules.

      And while we're at it...what the FUCK does any of this have ANYTHING to do with who we want to be President?

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    3. Re:So what is this? by sgant · · Score: 2, Funny

      It was a pen...a PEN!

      A PEN FOR GODSAKE!!!!

      PEN PEN PEN

      Everyone is in agreement that it was a PEN now...I can't help it if the idiot Drudge wants to keep up his reputation as the National Enquirer of the net.

      I've seen the video...over and over...IT'S A PEN! You can even see when he puts the top of the pen on the back of it to get ready to write.

      And yes, according to the rules, they could bring PENS out there with them.

      Again, in case you didn't get it...it's a PEN!

      Now, get back to real issues like 1000's dying every day in Iraq, the economy in the crapper and oil prices sky-high etc etc etc...but no, we have to focus on this stupid STUPID PEN!

      Also, I'm voting for Kerry not because what he stands for or his policies...I'm voting for him because he's NOT BUSH. That's right, I'd rather take an unknown over what Bush has done so far! Hell, I'd vote for Hillary before I'd vote for Bush again (yes, I voted for him in 2000).

      Again...PEN

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    4. Re:So what is this? by sgant · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yes, I do put my trust in CBS and the New York Times...why? Because of the fact that they were up front when they got something wrong (well, CBS drug their heels admitting this...but they DID).

      They came out and said they were wrong. They also have MILLIONS of people watching every step they make, so of course, when something like this happens they get caught and they fix the problem. Now, do you really really think the New York Times is going to let something like that happen again if they can help it? Don't you think they got a bloody nose because of that and they don't want another one? Don't you think they are going to go out of their way now to make sure it doesn't repeat?

      I do.

      Also, as a side note, I don't even have a TV and get my news from the Net and newspapers so I only read about CBS's fiasco.

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    5. Re:So what is this? by Timex · · Score: 3, Interesting
      ... Again, in case you didn't get it...it's a PEN! ...

      Apparently, YOU didn't get it.

      Section 5, pages 4-5 of the binding "Memorandum of Understanding" that was negotiated and agreed upon by both political campaigns states:

      "No props, notes, charts, diagrams, or other writings or other tangible things may be brought into the debate by either candidate.... Each candidate must submit to the staff of the Commission prior to the debate all such paper and any pens or pencils with which a candidate may wish to take notes during the debate, and the staff or commission will place such paper, pens and pencils on the podium..."

      There was to be nothing brought in by either candidate. There would be the clothes on his back. Whatever was in his pocket (by "his", I mean either candidate), stays there. Kerry didn't obey the rule. He broke the rules. QED.

      As I mentioned in my journal, it doesn't matter if it was a love note from Theresa, a pen, a or crib notes-- "no ... tangible things" means that it wasn't allowed. The only pens they were allowed to use were the ones that the staff or commission put there before it began.
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  4. Kerry's people? by wizbit · · Score: 5, Informative

    [a pen] ...which is what Kerry's people said it was

    No, not Kerry's people, you linked the NY Post, one of the more conservative-leaning newspapers in the nation. And if you'd RTFA, you'd know that they reviewed footage from Fox News, the preeminent right-leaning news channel. The paper's "finding"?

    But the mystery was solved when The Post reviewed a Fox News Channel feed from Thursday's debate: Kerry pulled out . . . a black pen.

    All the Post did was repeat rumor and speculation on the internet. Not surprisingly, it's a Kerry spin attempt in pudge's view.

    Okay.

    1. Re:Kerry's people? by NanoGator · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "All the Post did was repeat rumor and speculation on the internet. Not surprisingly, it's a Kerry spin attempt in pudge's view."

      I know, this is not the most insightful thing I could say, but I really hate election years. Last night I watched something on TV about Afghanistan's elections. They mentioned having like 16 candidates to choose from. Instead of using TV (well there aren't many TVs from what I gather, but I am rather ignorant of Afghani culture) the elders etc promote the candidate. It was depicted as being somewhat primitive copmared to the elections in the USA, but man, I ached for that type of thing here. Although I imagine they're immune to all the half truths flying around from all sides.

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    2. Re:Kerry's people? by wizbit · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Israel has a similar system, where practically every distinct combination of political views is represented by at least one candidate. Usually the elected officials don't earn a majority of votes, but yeah, it'd be nice to back a candidate you are completely on board with instead of someone who mostly represents a modicum of your views and whose views aren't completely at odds with your only other obvious choice.

  5. Who Cares? by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 3, Informative

    The Drudge Report is nothing more than a Republican mouth-piece for mud slinging. Why would this load of crap from Drudge surprise anyone, and why would anyone pay attention to it?

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    1. Re:Who Cares? by zygote · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I heard Drudge (driving in the father-in-law's car, no radio control!) and he was humping this on Sunday. I can't believe it is still bouncing around -- slooooow day on /.

      If I recall, all those rules between the two candidates' camps were loudly decried as trivial, over-the-top and plain silly. But, since GWB performed the Dance of the Sourpuss King, his henchmen are now treating those rules like the Ten Commandments. Puhleez.

      Hopefully, the .Mac account hosting that QT movie will meltdown from the "Slashdot Effect" and we can all move onto more vital things -- like whether Bill Gates is the Devil or just a very close facisimile. (I vote Devil.)

      PS - You can tell he's putting a cap on a pen at the end of the clip. So there's your news: Illegal Lucky Pen Tips Debate to Kerry.
      Quote Pres. Bush: I could have gotten away with four more years, if it weren't that lucky pen!

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    2. Re:Who Cares? by follower_of_christ · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Why would this load of crap from Drudge surprise anyone, and why would anyone pay attention to it?

      Why do you think FoxNews is dwarfing all of the Liberal spewers in ratings? Could it be because they are closer to the middle than the rest and are threatening to lean right? Fox definately isn't fair and balanced, it is however more balanced than the rest and that's why it's more popular.

      It might also be why littlegreenfootballs' web server broke slashdots' hit records once Drudge linked them during the RatherGate scandal. Conservatism is on the rise.

      I'm sure if most /. subscribers had their way, they'd mod FoxNews as a Troll. They don't like anyone talking unless its someone that holds their same opinion.

    3. Re:Who Cares? by follower_of_christ · · Score: 3, Informative
  6. Already debunked by metalhed77 · · Score: 4, Informative

    God this is so old and debunked trash. The guy who broke it allready has noted that it was a pen. According to the rabidly right wing fox news.

    Jesus christ, this kind of wild speculation doesn't belong on slashdot. Oh wait, nevermind.....

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  7. Not a cheat sheet exactly. by seasleepy · · Score: 2, Informative

    Uh.... it was a pen.

  8. Well, so what? by hey! · · Score: 4, Interesting

    How useful would a cheat sheet be to a guy like Kerry, under the circumstances. Since neither candidate knew the questions in advance, at most it could be general outlines for a few points he wanted to make. For the predictable stuff he simply went with the usual stump rhetoric (90% percent of the cost, 90% of the casualties etc.) which he's used on talk shows and at campaign appearances for weeks now. And that was probably weakest. Historically, he's best in a debate when he's thinking on his feet anyway, he's horrible repeating the kind of canned stuff that Reagan was fantastic with.

    I mean, what supposedly was written on the paper? "Don't forget Poland!"?

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    1. Re:Well, so what? by Shakrai · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You really are not supposed to bring your own pens, but I dont think people really care about that.

      How do you even know he brought his own pen? For all we know he pocketed one of the pens provided by the commission while the camera was focusing on Bush and took it out later. If I have a pen in my hand and I don't need it my habit is to put it in my shirt pocket -- who says Kerry doesn't have a similar habit?

      Or maybe he's a wanton pen thief! That would give Fox and Drudge something to run as a story for the next day or so. And after they are done with it Dan Rather can interview some people from the Texas Guard that claim a number of pens went missing when Bush was transferred to Alabama. Shit... shouldn't have put those ideas out there.

      Oey! What a stupid thing to argue about.

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    2. Re:Well, so what? by Hard_Code · · Score: 2, Funny

      I heard he threw his pens over a fence. I don't know about you, but I think that's sort of disrespectful. Talk amongst yourselves.

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  9. What did Kerry bring onto the stage? by Gothic_Walrus · · Score: 4, Funny
    A bag of Fritos.

    You know how it gets when you spend hours studying up for your big presedential debate...you get so busy that you can't eat.

    Come on...give the guy a break! He just had a case of the munchies...

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  10. That does it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I was all set to vote for Kerry but this is such an outrage that I'm swinging all the way to the right for this election! Sure, the economy is in the shitter, we're in a quagmire in Iraq, and the deficit is at an all time high. But at least Bush would never dream of bringing a cribsheet with him onstage for a largely symbolic dual-press conference! This madness must stop! I emplore all of you to forget about the PATRIOT Act, Gitmo, and all those other things and concentrate on this vital issue of the cribsheet!

    Seriously, who gives a flying fuck? Yes, I know it's against the rules. Big whoopie. These are serious times, people. Let's not get obsessed with minutia. I can't believe I'm reading about such trivial concerns here on slashdot. I have no objections to a Politics section here but, please, make the Politics stories interesting and important. Not this idiotic bickering over pointless crap.

    1. Re:That does it! by XsynackX · · Score: 3, Funny

      What is this country coming to!??? Literally, today it's a pen on the stage, tomorrow we are going to here about Mr. Kerry ripping the tag off his mattress! This maddness must be stopped, Vote Republican 2004, they may not follow antitrust and anti-monopoly laws, but at least they can pay attention to technicalities!

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  11. Wait A Second . . . . by XsynackX · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Wait a second . . . since when did anyone care about the debate rules anyway? I mean we all know they are totally set up by a bipartisan commission seeking to make both of their guys look good and robbing us all of a fair real debate. So who gives a crap? Honestly, cuz I don't.

    And on a second note, the Drudge Report has always been a republican, or at the very least conservatively-biased, report. Matthew Drudge is always looking to bash anyone who isn't republican and always trying to impress his buddy Bill O'Reilly.

    Just my two cents.

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  12. Thoroughly discredited story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    And outdated. But not yet duped.

  13. Bush Cheated? by ewithrow · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Salon is reporting that Bush may have been wearing a device that would allow him to receive sound from someone offstage.

    Here is the article

    Here is the image

    1. Re:Bush Cheated? by demachina · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm pretty sure Bush's head is his least vulnerable and least used part of his anatomy. I wager Bush uses his balls in place of his brain so I'm guessing he must wear a bullet proof jock strap. Anyone have photos with bulges down that way?

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  14. Still nothing to see by KilobyteKnight · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I suppose to in the spirit of equal time I should repeat myself from the article earlier today:

    Can we please discuss something that matters?

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  15. Ok, time to go tweak /. front page settings... by Urkki · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's nice to read a bit about the coming elections over the pond and all, but come on. I mean, seriously, why is this kind of crap on /. front page? This is tabloid stuff, not "News for Nerds."

    Electronic voting machines, fine. NASA budget news, fine. IP related politics, fine. Duplicates of the above, fine. But this article is ridiculous...

  16. Re:Yeah, but like... by HavokDevNull · · Score: 3, Informative

    "Nobody has been able to shoot down a single fact in the movie." LOL ok here we go...

    1. The Gore victory rally is not celebrating a Florida win. It was held before the polls had even opened.

    2. Like all the other networks, Fox mistakenly said that Gore had won in Florida. The first network to retract the Florida mistake was CBS, not Fox.

    3. A 6-month study by a consortium of major newspapers shows that Bush would have won the Florida recount under any of the terms which Gore sought in his lawsuits.

    4. Investigation by the Palm Beach Post and others shows that race was not a reason why election officials mistakenly disqualified some voters because they were incorrectly thought to have felony convictions.

    5. Bush's Presidency before 9/11 was not in serious trouble. No commentator said that he looked like a lame-duck president. Congress had passed his #1 bill (the tax cut) and was
    on the way to passing his #2 bill (the education bill). The scene at the end of the movie in which Bush tells a rich audience "I call you my base" was from an October 2000 charity fund-raiser. Both Gore and Bush spoke at the fund-raiser and, as is the custom at the fund-raiser, made fun of themselves.

    and here is 54 more facts distorted
    http://www.davekopel.com/Terror/Fiftysix-Deceits-i n-Fahrenheit-911.htm

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  17. Was Bush Wired During Debate? by Izaak · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Check out this article at Salon.com that suggests Bush was wearing an audio receiver at the first debate (a clear violation of the rules if true). The web site Is Bush Wired also discusses it and includes more evidence from previous Bush speaking events. In a couple of cases, the audio of the voice prompter feeding him the answers has been picked up and accidently transmitted as part of the live news broadcast.

    1. Re:Was Bush Wired During Debate? by skinfitz · · Score: 2, Funny

      Thats obviously an alien mind control device.

      Boy I bet the aliens were pissed when they realised they wasted all that money.

    2. Re:Was Bush Wired During Debate? by werfele · · Score: 3, Informative
      Check out this article at Salon.com that suggests Bush was wearing an audio receiver at the first debate...
      That particular horse was beaten to death here, although if true it would seem to violate the spirit of things more than bringing in a few notes.
  18. What did Kerry take out of his pocket? by cheezus · · Score: 2, Funny

    a big can of whoopass!

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  19. I agree by spitzak · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's pretty sad to see what the great Internet and blogs have done to actual discussion and debate about the issues.

    Neither Kerry or Bush (or their people) are stupid enough to cheat at the debate because getting caught would far outweigh any plausable gains from reducing the chances that their candidate might screw up. Just show a little common sense everybody. This is an implausable as any pseudo-science or elaborate conspiracy theory, and only people of those intelligence levels should believe or even talk about these things.

    It would be nice if we could argue about whether Bush or Kerry as President would be better for the future of America. But no, the morons who can run a web browser and post to a blog would rather read and write this nonsense and retreat into fantasyland of crap unrealistic nonsense. And rather than ignore this extremism like we used to, it becomes the most visible part of the debate. This is a pretty sad result of what should have been a great breakthrough in free speech.

    1. Re:I agree by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 3, Informative

      Reagan cheated on his 1980 "there you go again" debate against Carter. His campaign manager, (later CIA director) William Casey, got stolen copies of Carter's debate briefing notebooks, against which they coached the old actor. That resounding catchphrase was seen in a new light after the truth was revealed, but of course it was too late to do anything after Reagan was elected. The same stalling process is going on here with Bush's cheating, and deniers in this thread are part of it.

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  20. Re:Yeah, but like... by HavokDevNull · · Score: 2, Insightful

    pffft A central theme of Michael Moore's controversial documentary (if you can call it a documentary) "Fahrenheit 9/11" (and the connection you refer to.) is a bare allegation that Saudi Arabian interests provided $1.4 billion to firms connected to the family and friends of President George W. Bush.

    However, as a special Newsweek investigative report notes, there is really less - not more - than meets the eye re the dramatic Moore claim:
    # Nearly 90 percent of that claimed amount, $1.18 billion, comes from contracts in the early to mid-1990's that the Saudi Arabian government awarded to a U.S. defense contractor, BDM, for training the country's military and National Guard. The "Bush" connection: The firm at the time was owned by the Carlyle Group, a private-equity firm whose Asian-affiliate advisory board once included the president's father, George H.W. Bush.

    # But, points out Newsweek, former president Bush didn't join the Carlyle advisory board until April, 1998 -- five months after Carlyle had already sold BDM to another defense firm.

    # As for the sitting president's own Carlyle link, his service on the board ended when he quit to run for Texas governor -- a few months before the first of the Saudi contracts to the unrelated BDM firm was awarded.

    # The Carlyle Group is hardly a "Bush Inc," noted Newsweek - but rather features a roster of bipartisan Washington power figures. "Its founding and still managing partner is Howard Rubenstein, a former top domestic policy advisor to Jimmy Carter. Among the firm's senior advisors is Thomas "Mack" McLarty, Bill Clinton's former White House chief of staff, and Arthur Levitt, Clinton's former chairman of the Securities and Exchange Commission. One of its other managing partners is William Cannard, Clinton's chairman of the Federal Communications Commission."

    # According to the report, the movie neglects to offer any evidence that Bush White House intervened in any way to bolster the interests of the Carlyle Group. In fact, the one major Bush administration decision that most directly affected the company's interest was the cancellation of a $11 billion program for the Crusader rocket artillery system. The Crusader was manufactured by United Defense, which had been wholly owned by Carlyle until it spun the company off in a public offering in October, 2001. Carlyle still owned 47 percent of the shares in the defense company at the time that Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld canceled the Crusader program the following year.

    # As to Moore's dealings with the matter of the departing Saudis flown out of the United States in the days after the September 11 terror attacks, the 9/11 commission found that the FBI screened the Saudi passengers, ran their names through federal databases, interviewed 30 of them and asked many of them "detailed questions." "Nobody of interest to the FBI with regard to the 9/11 investigation was allowed to leave the country," the commission stated.

    # The entity in the White House that approved the flights wasn't the president, or the vice president -- it was Richard Clarke, the counter-terrorism czar who was a holdover from the Clinton administration. Clarke has testified that he gave the approval conditioned on FBI clearance.

    your point #1 ya so????
    The film shows CBS and CNN calling Florida for Al Gore. According to the narrator, "Then something called the Fox News Channel called the election in favor of the other guy....All of a sudden the other networks said, 'Hey, if Fox said it, it must be true.'"

    We then see NBC anchor Tom Brokaw stating, "All of us networks made a mistake and projected Florida in the Al Gore column. It was our mistake."

    Moore thus creates the false impression that the networks withdrew their claim about Gore winning Florida when they heard that Fox said that Bush won Florida.

    To sum it up about the Film IMHO!!! it is amazing what one can do with a little editing.

    #3 #4 #5 And I suppose you are now going to tell me that Bush pulled a

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  21. Re:This is fucking ridiculous by yaddayaddayadda · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'd say about 50 times less people died without cause today than any day that Sadam Hussein was in power.

  22. Re:This is fucking ridiculous by protohiro1 · · Score: 2, Informative

    That's a bold statement. Fifty times. My rough count is that it was a slow day in Iraq and 22 people died as a result of the occupation or the insurgency. So you are claiming that at least 1,100 people died without cause when Saddam was in power. Meaning that as a result of Saddam's rule roughly 9.6 million people were killed. This is quite clearly not true. This wasn't a holocaust. Saddam was a bad man but you are giving him more credit than he deserved. Around 5,000 people were killed in Saddam's gas attack on the kurds. There are no exact numbers on the shi'a uprising in 1991, but it wasn't millions. A horrible moment in history, but you seem to be alleging that this happened every five days in Iraq under saddam, which it didn't.

    I am guessing you were exagerating and I am being a pedant. But I am willing to bet that Iraq is more dangerous for the average Iraqi today that it was two years ago.

    Now, possibly you are refering to the situation during the sanctions, a time during which something between 350,000 and 1.2 million excess deaths are alleged to have been caused by the economic sanctions on iraq. A serious toll to be sure. The situation that caused this resulted also from a severly damaged infrastructure which has not been repaired, so it is unclear how much better things are in terms of sanitation, food supply and water in comparison to the under sanctions. Whether or not the infratructure and food suppy issues have been since resolved are unclear, so it is hard to say whether the humanitarian situaion during sanctions has really been alieviated. It is very difficult to pronounce "net gains" for the people of iraq in terms of death. Regardless it is not the kind of arithmatic you want to be doing. Even if there is a net improvment in death in Iraq, these deaths are our fault now. Saying that more would have died had we not invaded is a tenuous assertion at best. More difficult still is to argue that we are not responsable for the death that continues in iraq because it may have been worse had we done nothing. If someone jumps from a building and you shoot them on the way down you are still guilty of murder.

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