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Senate Wants Database Dragnet

Doc Ruby writes "Wired reports that the "Senate could pass a bill as early as Wednesday evening that would let government counter-terrorist investigators instantly query a massive system of interconnected commercial and government databases that hold billions of records on Americans".

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  1. billions of records? by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 4, Funny

    would let government counter-terrorist investigators instantly query a massive system of interconnected commercial and government databases that hold billions of records on Americans

    OMG! They gave the government access to google!

  2. Wednesday evening? by ChipMonk · · Score: 5, Funny

    Isn't it a little late to be reporting this? How are we supposed to Slashdot Congress at this late hour?

  3. Dum-Da-Dum-Dum! by ackthpt · · Score: 2, Funny
    "I'm Joe Thursday, this is my partner, Ed Tuesday, It's Wednesday afternoon and we need to see your files, ma'am."

    "Cor! What about a citizen's right to privacy, flatfoot!"

    "Congress and the Justice Department have given us our mandate. Your with us or your against us, ma'am."

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  4. Sounds Complicated by Lev13than · · Score: 4, Funny

    I hear that they are going to save money by hosting the entire database in a couple of GMail accounts.

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  5. Why the urgency?! by bergeron76 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Oh wait, they have to find some "October surprise" dirt on the challenger before the November election!

    Now it makes sense.

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  6. That must be one big database by dfn5 · · Score: 2, Funny
    Where do I send my resume for that DBA job?

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    1. Re:That must be one big database by theparanoidcynic · · Score: 3, Funny

      They probably already have it. You'll be contacted if there's anything they think you need to know.

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  7. Re:Tips and Tricks? by Timesprout · · Score: 2, Funny

    This sounds like a great idea at first till you realise the first step is for everyone to post AC on Slashdot.

    Will someone please think of the karma!!!

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  8. Great! by jdunlevy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now the dangerous likes of Ted Kennedy and Yusuf Islam/Cat Stevens won't be able to do anything!

  9. Re:A Serious Discussion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    It itches, a lot.

  10. Re:Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    AHA! It must be the Communist Party! ... Wha...?!

  11. Re:This is different? by yerfatma · · Score: 2, Funny

    You have to write a wicked long join.