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Harvard to Clone Human Embryos?

Lifix writes ""Harvard University scientists have asked the university's ethical review board for permission to produce cloned human embryos for disease research, potentially becoming the first researchers in the nation to wade into a divisive area of study that has become a presidential campaign issue."

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  1. Why.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    can't they just pray to have our Lord who ar't in Heaven deliver the knowledge unto them?

    Maybe if some of us took a few days off from praying for the President, and his children, and their peace of mind, and Iraq, we could pray for the researchers to happen upon a divine epiphany, and if they were good, God fearing servents of our Lord, he'd just write it on up and send it on down via an Angel.

    I bet we could get that on the 700 Club!!! Think of how much money would be saved by not wasting any of it or the time on science, and better yet with the donation to the 700 Club we could feed poor kids in Africa, or by the Church a Holy 120' Conversion Vessel of The Lord, with day spa!

  2. Re:It has to be said... so mod me down if you must by polecat_redux · · Score: 3, Funny

    I for one welcome our cloned human embryo overlords...

    You mean these ones?

  3. Cannibals need breakfast food too... by SeanMac · · Score: 3, Funny

    Cannibals need tasty breakfast food too---

    JIMMY DEAN BREAKFAST EMBRYOS!

  4. Re:ERROR: Normal political syntax no longer valid. by JVert · · Score: 3, Funny

    I hear jesus 2.0 is gonna fix alot of the problems, instead of dying for our sins again he's gonna tell us all to stfu and stop sinning.

    He's gonna be a martian though, so again the jews will get all pissy and throw stones.

  5. Re:I'm for it, I guess by D-Cypell · · Score: 5, Funny

    My point is that as long as we keep the clones somewhat small - say less than 1024 cells

    Sure, they will be marketed as kilocells but when the marketing folks get their grubby hands on them we will only get 1000!!

  6. Re:I'm for it, I guess by nuclear305 · · Score: 4, Funny

    "My point is that as long as we keep the clones somewhat small - say less than 1024 cells"

    640 cells should be enough for anyone...