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A Killer App For Segway
cameronk writes "The NYT reports that Segway is developing a growing popularity with people who are mobility-impaired. My 94 year-old grandfather is too proud to use a wheelchair, yet too fragile to walk. The Segway seems like an ideal way for him to maneuver about."
Just keep old Presidents off and everything will be fine.
What about using a cane? Worked for my grandfater....
I would love to have seen the look on the faces of the people who orignally claimed segway was everything from cold fusion to Ai when they saw the stupid scooter.
If you're talking about 94-year old folks, I'm not sure if you want to bill something as the "killer app."
Best segway campaign ever.
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Just wait untill there are gangs of partially disabled senior citizens roving around in packs forcing everyone else off the sidewalk, not caring who or what they run into and/or over. And then there's the Segway Centar which can only lead to who knows what kind of shenanigans.
What are you expecting to find here?
...Segway for the Highway Now THAT would be something to see.
Not for his 94 year-old grandfather. Then it would be a Segway doing 45 mph in the hammer lane with it's left turn signal on for miles.
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Solution: Airbag-featured Segway
Segway for the Highway would definitely be a killer app, for sure.
One line blog. I hear that they're called Twitters now.
My family was going to buy one for my elderly/ill grandfather, but we feared he wouldnt use it because it would make him look crippled/impaired in some way.
Isn't that like missing an arm, but not wanting a prosthetic arm because it makes one look like they are missing an arm?
What a great idea for a fragile old man who has trouble walking - stick him standing up on a gyro-balanced thing that walks faster than we ever could and hope he doesn't manage to fall off.
11*43+456^2
Anyone remember the story of his Segway crash? Take a look at http://www.google.com/search?q=Bush+segway&ie=UTF- 8&oe=UTF-8 to jog your memory.
So, I wouldn't call it a wheelchair replacement. Despite the machine's clinical look, a walker still might be a better choice.
Well, if you main concern is what other's are thinking of your "disability" then you have bigger problems to worry about.
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Shit, if I was ever in that situation I would just tell the Doctor to give me a prosthetic without the fake skin. Just a Terminator-like endoskeleton to scare the shit out of people. "Whose disabled now muthafucka".
Grandma got runned over by a reindeer, riding home on Christmas eve.. Oh wait, that's not right. Grandma got run over on her Segway, riding home ..
uh wait.. that's still not right
Grandma got run over by Segway, riding it one home after having one too many Peppermint Schnopps!
Damm! Segway really screws up this song!
You don't get laughed at on a bike.
<Troll>Unless it's a kwaker.. </Troll>
What numbnuts come up with these ideas I have to ask?? The Segway's 2 wheel setup is a pure gimmick, nothing more, and a dangerous one at that. If there's a need for small motorised vehicles that let the controller stand upright in the elderly and disabled communities, make one that has 3 wheels for crying out loud. Putting physically unfit people on a inherently unstable vehicle is pure idiocy.
Or did microsoft patent the tripod recently?