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A Killer App For Segway

cameronk writes "The NYT reports that Segway is developing a growing popularity with people who are mobility-impaired. My 94 year-old grandfather is too proud to use a wheelchair, yet too fragile to walk. The Segway seems like an ideal way for him to maneuver about."

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  1. I FUCKING HATE YOU SLASHDOT! FUCKING! HATE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

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  2. Too proud?? by LewsTherinKinslayer · · Score: 1, Troll

    "My 94 year-old grandfather is too proud to use a wheelchair, yet too fragile to walk. The Segway seems like an ideal way for him to maneuver about."

    But not too proud to use that ridiculous piece of shit?

    1. Re:Too proud?? by simetra · · Score: -1, Troll
      ... Not too proud to tootle around on something that makes you look like:

      A. You're the biggest dork alive.

      B. You've got to take an enormous dump.

      C. You'll do anything to impress minority chicks.


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      "Would it kill you to put down the toilet seat?" -- Maya Angelou
  3. I've fallen, and I can't get up... by capn_buzzcut · · Score: 0, Troll

    because my batteries are like, dead. hahaha

    Fuck you for not laughing.

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    "And now, Frank N. Furter, your time has come. Say 'goodbye' to all of this, and 'hello'... to oblivion!"
  4. Re:I FUCKING HATE YOU SLASHDOT! FUCKING! HATE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Hey, that looks like a guys ass.

    BTW I USE AOL LOL!!!WTF!1!11

  5. cane by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    On your bare red ass?

  6. Jesus! by Debillitatus · · Score: -1, Troll

    Enough with the fucking Segway!

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  7. Re:Sidewalk as battleground by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    where's that faggot motherfucker phillip torrone, shouldn't he be telling us about how great his 6 segways are and how sweet it was when dean kamen and steve jobs double-teamed him? FUCK YOU PTORRONE

  8. Re:This Comes As No Surprise ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Was it? To me, you used your example from some little hicksville, and used it as a counter-example to most people's views on Slashdot. Forgetting that most people on Slashdot don't live in small towns, and the experience of one old guy in a small town is almost irrelevant to their opinions or experience.