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Neopets Gambling Controversy

Neopoet writes "Players of the online virtual pet game Neopets (claims 70 million pet owners worldwide) have gone nuts against an Australian current affairs show called Today Tonight after the show ran segments railing against the Neopets for introducing children to gambling. Click below to read on. It started when McDonalds Australia included a Neopets plush toy with every kids' Happy Meal in Australia, directing kids to the Neopets website.

To "feed" their pets, Neopets players have to win points in a variety of mini-games, including versions of poker and blackjack. Australia has a high rate of gambling problems with poker machines ("pokies"), so when a mother discovered her nine-year-old playing online poker to feed his virtual pet, she approached Today Tonight claiming McDonalds was setting her son up for a life of gambling addiction.

TT aired the story Parents not McHappy over pokie toy and the Neopets message boards went nuts. Meanwhile McDonalds heavied Neopets into banning Australians from the gambling games. Today Tonight must have received a lot of hate mail because the next night came Neopet players fight McDonalds ban, featuring interviews with adult Neopets addicts. But this only increased the outrage on the Neopets boards - they're now trying to squash rumors of McDonalds withdrawing sponsorship altogether, and Neopets shutting down."

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  1. Adult Neopet Addicts?!?! by FortKnox · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... featuring interviews with adult Neopets addicts...

    Umm... if ADULTS are getting addicted to Neopets, I think, most likely, that's the least of their problems....

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    1. Re:Adult Neopet Addicts?!?! by ideatrack · · Score: 5, Funny

      Umm... if ADULTS are getting addicted to Neopets, I think, most likely, that's the least of their problems....

      Yeah exactly, I wish I had the time to play this, but what with shooting up heroin, performing drive by shootings and paying prostitutes for sex, I just don't have the time.

    2. Re:Adult Neopet Addicts?!?! by Fnkmaster · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, why can't people just get addicted to something normal, like sex or gambling?

    3. Re:Adult Neopet Addicts?!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Reminds me of the Furbisexual craze a few years back.

      You mean that was just a fad?

    4. Re:Adult Neopet Addicts?!?! by Trigun · · Score: 5, Funny

      Don't pay the prostitutes. Problem solved.

    5. Re:Adult Neopet Addicts?!?! by secolactico · · Score: 4, Funny

      Don't pay the prostitutes. Problem solved.

      Why not? According to my behavior guidance system (also known as Grand Theft Auto), you can always shoot them afterwards and get your money back.

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    6. Re:Adult Neopet Addicts?!?! by jpetts · · Score: 4, Funny

      "There's many, many different species and they're all based on real things, like a Lupe is a dog, a Scorchio is a dragon," Jacqui said.

      And if they think dragons are real, they've got problems as well...

      Oh, wait: this is /.

      Yeah, dragons'n'orcs'n'hobbits, all real, yeah, real!

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    7. Re:Adult Neopet Addicts?!?! by hazem · · Score: 3, Funny

      I can alsmost see a "be your own boss" infomercial coming on!

    8. Re:Adult Neopet Addicts?!?! by julesh · · Score: 4, Funny

      Findum, Fuckum, and Flee

      That sounds like a good name for a firm of lawyers.

    9. Re:Adult Neopet Addicts?!?! by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 3, Funny

      yeah, but it ain't easy.

    10. Re:Adult Neopet Addicts?!?! by ronaldb64 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why do I get the feeling the SCO group already has them hired....?

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  2. Alternatives.. by D-Cypell · · Score: 5, Funny

    At least an 8-hour poker and blackjack session is a good way to keep the kids from viewing hardcore pornography or reading slashdot.

    1. Re:Alternatives.. by druhol · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm not sure I want a plush Cowboy Neal, thankyou.

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  3. Historical precedents by wombatmobile · · Score: 2, Funny

    "The idea is that you play punting games to keep your Neopet fed and healthy. If you don't gamble, or worse, lose on the punt, your Neopet starves or is sent off to an orphanage."

    Karl Marx and Charles Dickens wrote about that before MacDonalds worked it out.

  4. Similar by StevenHenderson · · Score: 4, Funny

    Parents not McHappy over pokie toy

    Funny...whenever I show children my "pokie" toy, the parents aren't too thrilled either...

    1. Re:Similar by StevenHenderson · · Score: 2, Funny
      it came in their child's Happy Meal

      If they give me enough time, I can come in anything... :)

  5. Gambling alternatives by Mikail · · Score: 3, Funny

    Geez, if parents are that pissed off about gambling, it's a good thing Neopets didn't go with players being able to pimp out their pets to make some extra cash...

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    1. Re:Gambling alternatives by chill · · Score: 2, Funny

      Geez, if parents are that pissed off about gambling, it's a good thing Neopets didn't go with players being able to pimp out their pets to make some extra cash...

      Sounds like Neopets meets Sims Online.

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  6. Dragons? by james_orr · · Score: 3, Funny

    "There's many, many different species and they're all based on real things, like a Lupe is a dog, a Scorchio is a dragon," Jacqui said.

    .... dragons are real????
  7. They are REAL! by fantomas · · Score: 5, Funny

    Favourite quote from the response article

    "There's many, many different species and they're all based on real things, [...] a Scorchio is a dragon," Jacqui said."


    Hmm, I think they better pull this promotion, some people are having big reality problems here. Or maybe I'm not as familiar with Australian fauna as I thought I was....

  8. Re:Dreidel by arodland · · Score: 3, Funny

    Right, because in the real world we get $200 every time we pass "GO."

  9. Re:SimSlots by Animats · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's not pointless. Put in your E-mail address and you'll receive lots of interesting messages about how you can enhance your sex life and obtain home mortgages.

  10. Creative Financing by infinite9 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Monopoly teaches good money management otherwise you go bankrupt.

    My kids are into this in a major way. One of my daughters got creative with the system. She has a derelict account she uses as a holding entity for her neopoints. This allows her to amass huge amounts of points while her real account can be "on welfare". Great! My daughter is learning how to become a welfare queen and milk the system. :-D

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    1. Re:Creative Financing by PriceIke · · Score: 2, Funny

      Actually it sounds like your daughter is growing up to be a fine accountant. Give her 15 years and you'll be going to her for financial advice.

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  11. Re:There is nothing wrong with Neopets. by IronChef · · Score: 2, Funny

    The educational part for my family came after I won the Neopoint contest. (It was first to get 250,000) My kids lost because they did not understand how the whole Neopia thing worked.

    YES! HAHA! How do you like them apples, babies? Faced!

    Hmm, I guess this is why I don't have kids. :)

  12. Re:SimSlots by tasinet · · Score: 2, Funny

    WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
    Do you want slashdot shut down because WE ARE ADVERTISING SLOTS TO OUR 14 YEAR-OLD AUDIENCE?

  13. Obligatory Family Guy quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Peter: I should give ya some beer, it'll go right through you.
    Stewie: Oh good, then later we can roll a dubie and watch porn.
    Peter: Yeah?

  14. Re:I play poker with my kids with real money by ChrisPee · · Score: 2, Funny
    I figure it is the best way for them to learn the dangers of gambling...You can easily loose a $0.50 or a $1 at the table, which is a good chuck of their allowance.
    And what if they win? Or do you fix the games, just for the good of the children? :)
  15. Re:I play poker with my kids with real money by Aetrix · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yeah... My dad used to holler "Tax collector" and take a big bite out of all of my candy bars. That was also a life lesson.

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