Lucas Also Plans
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Anonymous Coward
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To receive the Lifetime Achievement Award Special Edition in 2005, and the Super Extended Lifetime Achievement Award Special Edition Platinum in 2014.
Re:Lucas Also Plans
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feidaykin
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Yeah, in a recent interview, Lucas said:
"I was only about 40% happy with the original award. There were things we just couldn't do when I first got it. The new award, I am 95% happy with. The fans of the awards may take some issue with it, but the award is for me, not them."
Spoiling the joke by explaining it here: The 40% figure is what Lucas said about how happy he was with the original Star Wars when it was finished in 1977. He then went on to say he was 95% happy with Episode I. Which proves that the less happy he is with a film, the more happy everyone else is...;)
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Re:Lucas Also Plans
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Anonymous Coward
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> > "Jar-Jar was so bad that it made the Ewoks look like fucking Shaft"
> >I hope you're happy. I'll never be able to watch Shaft again without imagining an Ewok playing the role:).
Who's the furry private dick
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
WICKET!
Yub dammmn nub!
Coatee cha tu goo (Shaft!)
coatee cha tu doo (Shaft!)
coatee cha tu too (Shaft!)
Allay loo ta nuv!
Re:Wait a sec...
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Anonymous Coward
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Mesah won no award!?!? Yousah kidding! Jar Jar given award by Naboo Princess! Kiss on cheek! Jar Jar no need lifetime achievement award. Mesah still archieve only half lifetime greatness. Yousah gonna see lotsa more of Jar Jar nows!
I can't wait until 20 years down the road, when he releases the DVD of the AFI program, replacing a 60 year old Lucas with a virile 20 year old version of himself.
There will be space battles, too.
Wrong, now he has confirmation he needs to pursue episodes VII, VIII, and IX. No, as a lifetime achievement award winner, no one will question his decision to rework the triology so that Han Solo's name is actually Beau, and in episode VII we learn that Beau and Luke are cousins, and Han's long lost father returns, Uncle Jessie. The empire is defeated, but pockets of control remain throughout the galaxy, especially on the planet of Hazzard. Here Beau and Luke, the newly named Dukes of Hazzard, are sent to eliminate the remaining emperial forces. Lando, will of course have taken the Millenium Falcon, but that's ok because Beau will reveal that he has been working on a supped up ship, named after one of the great hearo's of the rebel resistance, the General Lee. Finally the Star Wars vision, the Lucas vision, can be realized.
Oh... and I've heard in episode VIII Beau and Luke will run into a group of wrongly accused ex-rebel fighters, named Murdoch, Hannibal, Face, and B.A. Barachus. I pity the fool who misses this movie!
And finally, we might see N-Sync do a cameo in the movie (that would be awesome d00d).
Re:Lifetime Achievement Award Requirements
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AndrewStephens
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In 1993, AFI trustees extended the criteria to encompass individuals with active careers and
work of significance yet to be accomplished.
Sweet, my genius is yet to be recognised but it looks like I am elligable anyway.
Where do I submit my nomination?
-- sheep.horse - does not contain information on sheep or horses.
What can I say... That's just your opinion, and if you have a hard time accepting others, feeling the need to look down on others, you're just narrow-minded.
That is by far the coolest quote I've found on slashdot. I think it really speaks for itself. Someday, I dream of cobbling together such an utterance into such a form.
-- Well.. maybe. Or Maybe not. But Definitely not sort of.
1) Made Sci-fi movies Mainstream 2) Set ground work for technology to make better sci-fi movies 3) Created the most Kick ass Sci-fi movie of it's time. 4) Independant film maker
You forgot:
5) PROFIT!
(disclaimer: I've loved Lucas' work since THX1138, and think he deserves the award. But this is Slashdot, and the rules clearly state that All Lists Must End With Profit)
-- Not everything that can be measured matters; Not everything that matters can be measured.
To receive the Lifetime Achievement Award Special Edition in 2005, and the Super Extended Lifetime Achievement Award Special Edition Platinum in 2014.
I didn't know trashing the trilogy was an achievement... go figure... fp?
There exists some positive integer N that you are the Nth person to read this signature.
Award win you shall!
I was unaware that giving birth to Jar-Jar Binks was considered as a "life achievement"...
Then again, everything depends on what you mean by "achievement".
Karma cannot be described by words alone.
Where is Jar Jar's award!?!?!?!
All we need, now he'll think he's good and remaster Indian jones... and Indie wont shoot first.
I like muppets.
I can't wait until 20 years down the road, when he releases the DVD of the AFI program, replacing a 60 year old Lucas with a virile 20 year old version of himself. There will be space battles, too.
400 Person LAN for Charity: Zion LAN 2005
For remastering dvd to show a puppet, now with more wrinkles!?
[ I can not bring myself to believe that if knowledge presents danger, the solution is ignorance ] -- Isaac Asimov
<Wilhelm-Scream>AHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHH!</Wilhelm-Scream>
Although I will say they have finally found a good character for his over-acting on Boston Legal.
This way to the egress...
If he won't make a comment, I will.
WHY!?!
By summer it was all gone...now shesmovedon. --
Now he can quit.
Where do I submit my nomination?
sheep.horse - does not contain information on sheep or horses.
I sense a disturbance in the force... as if millions of voices cried out in terror, and then were suddenly silenced.
Love the Third Amendment?
You could have saved yourself a couple of minutes by just reading the linked article which included that exact information.
Dude, this is slashdot. Where have you been?
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Squirrel
"George Lucas is receiving the AFI Lifetime Achievement award. I will make no other comment."
Oh, c'mon, don't like that. You'll get yours too, eventually!
YES! At least Han _won_ first and Lucas can't change it. ;-)
Dream as if you'll live forever.
Live as if you'll die tomorrow.
~Anonymous~
Getting millions of people to pay bucks to watch Jar-Jar _IS_ an achievement.
Any comments?
Why not? All you need is a pen. Don't let the condensation hold you back!
Throughout my entire life, I was able not to create Jar Jar Binks.
What can I say... That's just your opinion, and if you have a hard time accepting others, feeling the need to look down on others, you're just narrow-minded.
That is by far the coolest quote I've found on slashdot. I think it really speaks for itself. Someday, I dream of cobbling together such an utterance into such a form.
Well.. maybe. Or Maybe not. But Definitely not sort of.
1) Made Sci-fi movies Mainstream
2) Set ground work for technology to make better sci-fi movies
3) Created the most Kick ass Sci-fi movie of it's time.
4) Independant film maker
You forgot:
5) PROFIT!
(disclaimer: I've loved Lucas' work since THX1138, and think he deserves the award. But this is Slashdot, and the rules clearly state that All Lists Must End With Profit)
Not everything that can be measured matters; Not everything that matters can be measured.
...some of the events in his life will be altered so they more closely match the life George originally intended.
"We shall party like the Greeks of old! You know the ones I mean." - HedonismBot