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Jon Stewart on CNN's Crossfire

BoldAC writes "Instead of plugging his new book, Jon Stewart tonight on CNN's Crossfire used his time to slam the media's coverage of the election. Although Stewart leans left, he attacked political shows and begged them: 'Stop, stop, stop, stop hurting America.' Is it time to really stop all the political games that both sides play? Torrent of the event is available." And another set of .torrent links.

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  1. Attention Slashdot Laser: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Please Slashdot the torrent link so I can download it faster. Saying that hurts my brain. :(

  2. Stewart Deserves a Trophy. by Fortyseven · · Score: 5, Funny

    This man is my hero. I heard a clip of it from the Randy Rhodes show on the way home last night, and this morning grabbed the torrent of the show (god, cut the commercials out of the video, man...).

    He really did something respectable and the hosts, rather than actually discuss the opinion being given, felt they needed to make fun of him and dodge the issue since they couldn't provide a realistic response. It was like "ERR ERR DOES NOT COMPUTE RESPOND WITH JIBBERISH" and sparks came out of their neck. Just like XP.

  3. Hurt to watch by AntsInMyPants · · Score: 5, Funny
    It was like watching a man stomp on the heads of puppies with steel toed boots.

    Except the puppies were Carlson and Begala and the boots were Truth, so it was cool.

  4. Best quotes by Faust7 · · Score: 5, Funny

    STEWART: It's not honest. What you do is not honest. What you do is partisan hackery. And I will tell you why I know it.

    CARLSON: You had John Kerry on your show and you sniff his throne and you're accusing us of partisan hackery?

    STEWART: Absolutely.

    CARLSON: You've got to be kidding me. He comes on and you...

    STEWART: You're on CNN. The show that leads into me is puppets making crank phone calls.

    ***

    CARLSON: Jon, you're bumming us out. Tell us, what do you think about the Bill O'Reilly vibrator story?

    STEWART: I'm sorry. I don't.

    1. Re:Best quotes by tksh · · Score: 5, Funny

      Actually, I thought these were the better:

      ***

      CARLSON: Wait. I thought you were going to be funny. Come on. Be funny.

      STEWART: No. No. I'm not going to be your monkey.

      ***

      CARLSON: I do think you're more fun on your show. Just my opinion.

      STEWART: You know what's interesting, though? You're as big a dick on your show as you are on any show.

      ***

      I mean, he got invited to the show and they were expecting him to take the setups from both hosts and make jokes but he refused to and told them straight what he thought. That takes guts. Especailly in the second quote, you can tell Carlson got smack in the face and he had nothing to respond.

  5. "Doggy dog"? by sczimme · · Score: 4, Funny


    you'll notice it's a doggy dog world out there

    I believe the phrase you wanted is "dog-eat-dog" not "doggy dog". The idea is that one dog will try to eat another dog when competition becomes fierce. Compare this with "doggy dog", which sounds like another name for a cute little puppy pup.

    --
    I want to drag this out as long as possible. Bring me my protractor.
  6. favorite quote from transcript by spoonyfork · · Score: 4, Funny
    You can get the transcript here.

    STEWART: You know, the interesting thing I have is, you have a responsibility to the public discourse, and you fail miserably.

    CARLSON: You need to get a job at a journalism school, I think.

    STEWART: You need to go to one.
    Jon Stewart, I love you.
    --
    Speak truth to power.
  7. Re:SAw this yesterday on Fark/iFilm by y2imm · · Score: 5, Funny

    I didn't like to hear that kind of personal attack, even though it's 100% accurate. It hurt his credibility a little, but for the most part, I was impressed by how he refused to rise to the baiting from the bowtied dick. Oops.