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Whopping-Big Data Theft At U.C. Berkeley

aceta writes "An intruder penetrated a research computer at U.C. Berkeley in August and had access to names, social security numbers and other data for 1.4 million Californians participating in a state social program. CNET calls it the worst intrusion U.C. Berkeley has experienced. SecurityFocus additional details: the hacker used a known vulnerability, and state officials have yanked the university's research access to the data because of the breach. The victims were all receiving or providing at-home care under a state program to help the elderly and disabled. The FBI is investigating."

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  1. It's not theft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's "copyright infringement".

  2. Fix by rguiu · · Score: 5, Funny

    Should be quite easy to fix, now give new name and social security name to everyone involved.

  3. At Berkeley? by buckeyeguy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Was the system in question still running BSD? ;)

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    1. Re:At Berkeley? by Indy+Media+Watch · · Score: 5, Funny

      Two things have come out of Berkeley, Unix and LSD. It is uncertain which caused the other.

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  4. WHAT!?! by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 3, Funny

    I didnt know the "SSN database.mdb" in /tmp was 'secret'!

    Oh-nos!

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  5. Want to sell by ValuJet · · Score: 4, Funny

    1.4 million Social Security numbers.

  6. Re:Traffic Safety Center by Sc00ter · · Score: 5, Funny
    So you drive around with your car under a big blanket or something?

  7. Re:Traffic Safety Center by Brummund · · Score: 4, Funny

    Tinfoil, my son, tinfoil. :-)

  8. Why bother stealing this data? by commodoresloat · · Score: 2, Funny
    The victims were all receiving or providing at-home care under a state program to help the elderly and disabled.

    So why bother stealing the SSNs of victims who are old and broke? You can't steal their money - they don't have any! If you steal their identity you'll wind up laying in a hospital with a tube in your nose being pumped full of Demerol....

    Oh, ok, now I understand.

  9. My choice by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm picking "Yusuf Islam", then I'm catching a flight.

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  10. Re:How many intrusions went undetected? by tgrigsby · · Score: 2, Funny

    Online bill pay service options:

    "Would you like us to remember your credit card number for future transactions?

    a. Why yes, please.
    b. Remember all but the last 5 digits.
    c. I'm not sure.
    d. No thank you.
    e. What do I look like, some kind of MORON?!
    f. ^&%$* YOU!
    g. No, and please list all the credit card numbers you already have, thereby saving me the trouble of hacking your system."

    Cracker: g

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