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Superman Set To Fly
arock99 writes "After many years of battling various script rewrites, Superman is set to soar again.
Various sources (superman-v.com,
darkhorizons.com,
aintitcool.com)
report that Brandon Routh (of Gilmore Girls)
has been cast as Superman.
With production only a month away, Brian Singer is set to tackle yet another super-hero film after
previously having directed both X-Men and X2.
Had it not been for his recent passing, Christopher Reeve
would surely have been part of the production team in some capacity.
Superman should hit theaters around summer 2006."
A: Christopher Reeve still had some feeling left
There's a better pic at superman-v.com . The pic at that geocities site makes it look like Superman was outsourced to India.
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Have you heard of the curse of Steamboat Willie? Every single person associated with the production is DEAD!
But Teri Hatcher's breasts were the best Lois Lane breasts ever.
Boffoonery - downloadable Comedy Benefit for Bletchley Park
...or frozen!!!
modern rounded or "vintage" pointy variety.
;)
I like the classic pointy ones
He was a good Superman, but Dean Cain in Lois & Clark was even better.
That comment, really must be a good example that drinking and posting isn't a good mix.
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Dean Cain fans!
and they're spec-tacular!
a steel-suited African-American construction worker
How the hell did he try to pass himself off as superman?
"Yeah I'm Superman, I was just in the Carribean getting a tan"
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[From "The Incredibles" trailer:]
Lucius Best: Honey? Where's my super suit?
Woman: What?
Lucius Best: Where - is - my - super - suit?
Woman: Why - do - you - need - to - know?
Lucius Best: [helicopter explodes outside] You tell me where my suit is, woman!
killing Superman would be just like killing Daffy Duck.
You can't kill Daffy Duck. All you can do is blow his feathers off with dynamite or make his beak spin around with a shotgun blast or something.
"Tell me doctor, with all of your defenses, are there any provisions for an attack by killer bees?"
I'm very, very grateful that this film won't involve the services of McG. I saw the second Charlie's Angels film, which appeared to be the end product of a cinematic laxative. Afterward I had a good cry and kicked my dog.
If McG had ended up with the film, I probably would taken violent steps to Helen Kellerize myself, ensuring I'd never see Superman ruined.
And we all remember how bulging spandesticles look, right? Right? ... I still have flashbacks, and my friends don't trust random things I IM them any more...
--grendel drago
Laws do not persuade just because they threaten. --Seneca
For once, I'd like an OLD superman, who'd rather put his feet up and watch bowling.
And maybe for Lois Lane, we could have Courtney Love with a dye job. Or Margot Kidder. What's the difference, anyway?
You realizthe, of coursth, thisth meansth war.
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