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Warm Offices Boost Productivity

bluelip writes "It looks like the real reason for offshoring is corporations looking for warmer weather. Instead of paying the energy bills to crank up the heat in the office to a more productive temperature, the offices are moving to warmer areas. This article shows a 44% error reduction and 150% increase in productivity for those working in warmer offices. Will this increase in output be enough to convince my boss to pay for us to vacation-commute from a tropical island?"

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  1. Re:Warm??? by gclef · · Score: 5, Funny

    Add another problem: warmer temps mean lighter/less female clothing. The effects of this on male productivity should be obvious.

  2. Warmer offices is politically correct term for... by FerretFrottage · · Score: 5, Funny

    sweatshops...hence the productivity increase.

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  3. Re:100% by mesach · · Score: 4, Funny

    It makes sense to me, they wanna get thier work done and get the fuck outta the room!

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  4. Tropical brain power by overmeer · · Score: 4, Funny

    See this is why hawaiians can come up with things like a G4 emulator at 80% host speed.

  5. Re:Temperature Fascists by cyberlotnet · · Score: 4, Funny

    I agree with you 100%

    My motto is very simple

    When its cold you can always put on more clothes.
    When its hot you can only take off so much before your arrested!

  6. Re:Too warm? by david.given · · Score: 5, Funny
    And it will convert almost everything as well.

    > CONVERT LEAD INTO GOLD

    Definition of convert - WordReference.com Dictionary...

    Darn. And I thought Google could do everything.

  7. Re:Too warm? by egomaniac · · Score: 4, Funny

    2. How many of the people complain that this is too warm:
    a. are overweight, or
    b. smoke, or
    c. drink warm beverages and not the recommended 8 glasses of water a day, or
    d. have high blood pressure, or
    e. feel sleepy because they aren't getting the recommended 7-9 hours of sleep at night, or
    f. not interested in what they are doing enough to stay awake.


    a: no
    b: no
    c: the 8 glasses of water a day thing is an urban legend
    d: no
    e: no
    f: no

    And yet I'm comfortable at 70F and miserable at 78F. Furthermore, if you're cold, you can dress warmer. If I'm hot, my options are much more limited -- stripping naked at one's workplace tends to have negative repurcussions.

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