Google Reports Increased Profits

typobox43 writes "According to Yahoo! News, Google has reported increased profits compared to the year-ago numbers in its first quarterly earnings report as a publicly held company. Google's revenue figures more than doubled, leaping to $805.9 million from $393.9 million. Google shares closed today at $149.38."

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Sorry, I have to...

[Anonymous Coward]

Step 1: Free search engine
Step 2:
Step 3: Profit!

Hell, it worked!

Re:Me too stupid to understand the stockmarket

[hunterx11]

Stock broker: Okay, now before I execute this order, are you sure you understand the risks of stock ownership?

Homer: Absolutely!

Zoom into Homer's brain, with a bunch of people in a dance line singing "We're in the money." Curtains open, revealing a roaring King Kong.

Homer: You heard the monkey, make the trade!

Re:finance.slashdot.org

[leereyno]

At the very least we'd be sure to hear some great war stories about .com's that went .bomb.

www.petfood.com... Why buy your cat food at the grocery store for $6 a bag when you can buy it online for $3 a bag and only pay $6 to have it shipped to you.

www.linuxone.com: Proof that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Would you believe I actually have a beta of their distro that never saw the light of day! I'm going to have to dig that up sometime...put it on my website.

Lee

Re:Not so rosey

[madaxe42]

Son??? What have I told you about disclosing our uber sekrit evil world domination plans? I for one, welcome our... selves. Now go to bed. No milk and cookies for 20 minutes for you! Shame!

My Ad Was...

[darkmeridian]

..A google ad saying "Can you boost the profitability of your business?"

I don't know, google, can I?