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Government Linux Gaming Supercomputer

pupkick writes "Wired news has a story about a government supercomputer running Linux that 'pits two opposing teams of soldiers against one another in a fight for control over a city under siege.'"

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  1. GOVERNMENT LINUX GAMING SUPERCOMPUTER?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    error: oxymoron overload!!!

    1. Re:GOVERNMENT LINUX GAMING SUPERCOMPUTER?!? by jellybear · · Score: 3, Funny

      Are you trying to get past my spam filter?

  2. Complex people ? by thrill12 · · Score: 3, Funny

    "This technology has not really been used for immediate battle planning before," said Bob Lucas, a division director at the University of Southern California's Information Sciences Institute, or ISI, which helped port the Urban Resolve software to the Linux supercomputers. "The vast majority of people are computer-generated. Some are very complicated and consume a whole Pentium by themselves. Some are so simple, you can run a few hundred on a computer."

    I wonder who they chose to model for the simple simulated persons ... ?
    I guess it's part of the job...

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    1. Re:Complex people ? by peragrin · · Score: 3, Funny

      have you been watching War Games again???

      Want to play a game?

      Tic-tac-toe
      chess
      Global Thermo-nuclear War
      Backgammon
      checkers
      solitare
      poker

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  3. Greetings professor Falken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    How about a nice game of chess?

  4. and all it needs.... by Jeffery · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is Ash from "Army of Darkness" "This is my...... BOOOOOMSTICK!!!!"

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  5. Ah, yes by JoeWalsh · · Score: 3, Funny

    I've heard of that. Isn't it called War Operating Planned Response, or WOPR for short?

    I think there was a movie about it a while back.

    1. Re:Ah, yes by DHalcyon · · Score: 3, Funny

      I think they will likely use a more advanced System, probably something like a Double-WOPR.

  6. And it's name is: by Prince+Vegeta+SSJ4 · · Score: 5, Funny
    WOPR

    Please select a game

    • city under siege
    • chess
    • tic tac toe
    • Global Thermonuclear War
    • CowboyNeal's Wild Wild West
    1. Re:And it's name is: by AndroidCat · · Score: 3, Funny

      If that kid in WarGames had picked CowboyNeal's Wild Wild West, that would have been one ugly movie!

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    2. Re:And it's name is: by The+Other+White+Boy · · Score: 2, Funny

      i think Steve G is more appropriate..

  7. yes, but can it.... by spectrokid · · Score: 3, Funny

    simulate fighting republicans and democrats after their voting- supercomputer goes tits up on election day?

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  8. Does it have the UT2004 voiceovers? by Gentoo+Fan · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Wicked sick!"

  9. CS? by poison_reverse · · Score: 5, Funny

    counter-terrorists win!

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  10. Good news! by Otter · · Score: 5, Funny

    Between this, Tux Racer and xbill, Linux now has three games!

  11. Silliest comment in article... by Glock27 · · Score: 2, Funny
    "If I'm wearing a red jersey and so drunk I can't stand up and I meet a guy in a blue jersey who's so drunk that he can't stand up, what happens?" joked Davis.

    Why, you both fall down of course!

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    Score: -1 100% Flamebait
  12. Re:Yeah Yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    But it got a FIVE when it was posted for the prior writeup for this story.

    At least be consistent mods!

  13. COOL! A Police Academy 6 simulator by hal2814 · · Score: 5, Funny

    'pits two opposing teams of soldiers against one another in a fight for control over a city under siege.'

    So I imagine one groups of soldiers is led by Capt Harris and the other team is led by Lassard and that zany Police Academy squad (minus Mahoney of course).

  14. All residents of Ames, Iowa by RealProgrammer · · Score: 4, Funny

    ..please report to the disintegration chamber. Your former city has been destroyed.

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  15. I wanna see... by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Funny

    What kind of movies the guys from Red vs Blue could do with this system!

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  16. Ender's game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    The current attack on Fallujah is being coordinated by a 6 year old kid who thinks he's just playing a video game.

  17. Is it only me or by panurge · · Score: 4, Funny
    Am I insulted by the idea of being modeled by a Pentium? I think I deserve at least a couple of Opterons. And, the day I'm having today, I'd need at least 4G of Ram and a dedicated interrupt controller.

    It's a pity that in a battlefield simulation all that processing power would be wasted as I'd just be an immediate civilian casualty, but with luck I might manage to drop my old Laserjet 5M out the window on one of the combatants first.

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    1. Re:Is it only me or by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 2, Funny

      We'll just program it to say "I don't understand" or "give me a cup of tea" and you'll never notice the difference;-)

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  18. Re:social factors included? by actiondan · · Score: 2, Funny

    f those airstrikes involve nuclear weapons, then yes because all the insurgents and terrorists will be vaporized along with everything else.

    True enough.

    So the most effective way to deal with domestic crime is the nuclear annihilation of cities where criminals are. Glad we cleared that up ;)

  19. Incomplete information... by gmuslera · · Score: 2, Funny
    the article don't have all the required information for a linux game:
    • where is the torrent link to download it?
    • it is gpl?
    • it requires more hardware than doom3?
    • supports punkbuster?
  20. Re:social factors included? by Kehvarl · · Score: 2, Funny

    be careful, you might find yourself electred supreme dictator of the united states... then I'd have to kill you for tryng to usurp my position.

  21. It's called "Capital Warfare" by SeaFox · · Score: 2, Funny

    'pits two opposing teams of soldiers against one another in a fight for control over a city under siege.'

    Sounds like Washington, D.C. around election time...