Saving Huygens
TazMainiac writes "This months IEEE Spectrum is running an article on how a Swedish scientist discovered that the Titan probe Cassini had a communications flaw that would cause it to lose all data sent back from the Huygens lander as it plunges into Titan's atmosphere. The problem - Doppler effect. The fix: go read the article."
So wait, reading the article will fix the Cassini probe?
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RTFA will fix the probe.
Change the cosmological constant of the universe.
reversing the polarity of the transponder...
duh...
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So now /. wants us to actually... read?
Installing the reentry sensor upside down, ignoring the Doppler effect - this rocket science stuff is so hard, they're missing all the easy stuff.
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"We have a technical term for what went wrong here," one of Huygens's principal investigators, John Zarnecki of Britain's Open University, would later explain to reporters: "It's called a cock-up."
We Americans speak English, but this is proof positive that the British have had much more time to master the use of it
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This time the probe is the mission.
"I tell you this Huygens had better develop a better theory of light or something..." -Cpt Miller
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12:50 - press return.
Given this is Slashdot I'd bet there are some that view Star Trek as absolute reality. Aparently some of them have mod points as well. *shudder*
[NASA's] Horttor never got an explanation of why Alenia Spazio's telemetry system was built with a timing system that couldn't accommodate the Doppler shift in Huygens's telemetry. "It is a design feature of another application in Earth orbit, and they just reused it," he told Spectrum, adding, "I don't know why anyone would ever want to build it that way." (An Alenia Spazio spokeswoman said that none of the company's officials were available to comment because of a company-wide summer vacation period.)
Anyone think that the "company-wide summer vacation" may extend a little longer than originally expected?
"Hey, Tony! Glad to hear you ready for work. But why don't you go ahead and stay in Verona another month or two? Check out this web site while you're there. Ciao!"
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I was expecting something involving quantum fluctuations, baryon sweeps and tachyon beams.
Like that would ever happen on Slashdot anyway...
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No, but they had much better video sequences of the Jupiter and Saturn flybys.
So they put K56 on the lander and v.90 on the orbiter?